how long could you make a cigarette with a normal diameter before it got too bendy?

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i'm trying to think of ways to extend my smoke breaks, and i want something more than 100's .. i want a comically long cigarette. surely 120's are not the limit here. i may try this later.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The trick is to roll a Camberwell Carrot.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

same diameter

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you considered even longer smoking breaks?

Current world record in longtime pipesmoking
Gianfranco Ruscalla, Italy 2003, in 3h. 18min. 15sec.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you plan to construct this cigarette yourself? Two 1.25 papers end will give you a fairly hilarious length, and even three might be structurally sound if you use the tobacco moderately, but how would you roll such a thing?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah try pipesmoking

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

GET ONE (1) SUSHI MAT! Only maybe something finer? There's got to be a commercially available stroke of genius...

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

You got ta make it a SPLEEF, man. A, er, tobacco SPLEEF.

xpost HAHA love the sushi mat idea

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe once this monster cigarette is discovered, you need to put it in an elegant 1930s long cigarette holder.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd go for a 400

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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