songs i sing to my cat

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i'm america's worst singer

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:19 (six years ago) link

this will be our year

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:19 (six years ago) link

hold me closer, tiny dancer

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:20 (six years ago) link

i wanna know what love is, i want you to show me

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:20 (six years ago) link

little red corvette

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:22 (six years ago) link

hush hush
keep it down now
voices carry

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:52 (six years ago) link

eeeeevil woman

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:19 (six years ago) link

i think that's it

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:19 (six years ago) link

you're all i need to get by

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 11:15 (six years ago) link

those are all good songs to sing to a cat

maybe hall and oates? but generally nothing particular, just whatever's playing when i feel the urge

i've learned that he doesn't like being strummed like a guitar tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 00:12 (six years ago) link

that's funny bc the other song i put in my songs for cat spotify list (which has no little red corvette, rip, but i listened to 3x this morning in traffic) is rich girl

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 00:59 (six years ago) link

bring back that purring feeling

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:09 (six years ago) link

china girl

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:49 (six years ago) link


spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:49 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

he is not a cat but

my harry amour

estela, Friday, 26 August 2016 13:06 (six years ago) link


spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 26 August 2016 22:13 (six years ago) link

maybe someday i'll share your little distant cloud

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2016 00:47 (six years ago) link

<3 i love that grumpy photo of him, i he looks like a bandit.

estela, Saturday, 27 August 2016 04:41 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

time cast a spell on you
but you won't forget me
i know i would have loved you
but you would not let me

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 12:29 (five years ago) link

yes i do sing the words wrong when i have not had coffee

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 01:31 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

i got a new jacket and lyle likes to sit on it

which is fine but it's weird having one's cat smell like leather

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 March 2017 05:04 (five years ago) link

pour me another cup of coffee
for it is the best in the land
i'll put a nickel in the jukebox
and play the truck drivin' man

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:12 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pop a top again
i've just got time for one more round
set 'em up my friend
then i'll be gone and you can let some other fool sit down

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 9 April 2017 00:15 (five years ago) link

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 April 2017 03:33 (five years ago) link

haha perfect

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 9 April 2017 12:56 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

even though we ain't got money, i'm so in love with you honey

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 11 June 2017 12:42 (five years ago) link


lxy, Monday, 12 June 2017 17:19 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

Ring my bell

ljubljana, Friday, 22 September 2017 03:35 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

my cat is 11 and she was just diagnosed with hyperthyroidism. she was puking incessantly. i've been giving her her pills and she has not vomited in over 48 hours--since before we went to the vet. she is also very brave at taking her medicine and doesn't hold a grudge toward me for wrangling her and making her take it. congratulations to her.

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:37 (two years ago) link

congratulations and best wishes to both of you <3

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:29 (two years ago) link

congratulations indeed

also, from the underworld poll on ilm:

we fostered two cats starting in february so they've been with us a few months and we "upgraded" that i guess to fully adopting them. they are sweet but they are still pretty feral so we can't touch them yet. we collectively refer to them as "the boys" and occasionally call them each just "boy". well i want them to get more comfortable with me so i talk to them a lot even though i can't pet them yet, and for the past week i've started doing this ting where i start singing NUXX to them but changing the lyrics to be about what they're doing? "cat boy small boy chewing on cardboard boy in the kitchen boy he is a fuzzy boy" shit like that. they don't seem amused but i like it and it is actually making me like that song more again OK THE END

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:30 (two years ago) link

lol. since my last post we've had some medication misadventures and she's puked twice, but i think part of her problem is hairballs and i need to get to the store to get some anti-hairball substance for her too.

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 20:58 (two years ago) link

i had to give lyle pills twice a day for his last two years and it was so awful and he was so good about it.

polly, even if i could catch her, would rip my hand off.

yes i'm still gonna talk about lyle for decades

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 June 2020 00:53 (two years ago) link

as you should!

i am supposed to give her half a pill twice a day. but these pills have stern warnings NOT to cut them as they are dangerous to humans. i just wash my hands after handling them but uhhhhh. i've sometimes given her a whole one because she spends several hours sleeping in a drawer from morning to afternoon every day and getting her out of there is impossible. it's under the bed so she can just slide out the back of it and hide and i won't catch her. very clever.

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:59 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

sang bob welch's 'sentimental lady' to polly tonight, who was unimpressed despite 'you are here and warm/but i could look away and you'd be gone' perfectly describing our relationship

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:36 (three days ago) link

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