important question for mookieproof

are you watching sharknado or what?

lol i need to pay attention sorry

i did not watch sharknado as i do not have cable. i could torrent it, but i am v. bad about watching things. nevertheless, i approve of its existence.

atm i am v. disturbed by the recent judicial decision and nearly as much so by the fact that a close friend vehemently agrees with it

ugh, that's rough. how can it be?

now watching sharknado. so terrible and amazing!

#sharknado

mookie, how is your knee, much better i hope.

i haven't done anything about it : /

i mean, it's fine, i can walk okay, just not run

thank you for asking <3

i think about it quite often, i'm glad you can walk on it but can you get it more fixed up than that? or will it slowly heal on its own?

there are stories of ppl whose leg muscles were powerful enough to hold the knee in place, but i doubt i'm one of them at this point. and my left calf is behaving a little oddly.

i should almost certainly have surgery, which will require unprecedented insurance-navigating action on my part.

cat is mad cuddly, maybe because i was away for a couple days this week

he has bad breath and likes to knead my neck but i love him so much

<3

very important: happy birthday, mookie!!!

happy birthday mookie<3, i hope you get a special neck knead from your dear little cat.

happy birthday!

Happy birthday mp!

happy birthday, friend. i wish you would move here

thank u <3

mookieproof, today jergïns and i are going to to those hotsprings you tried to get to in the snow.

sweet! don't almost die like i did

At Sol Duc, or elsewhere? A lovely day for onsen.

i did not almost die though i felt like i might at times. shit is steep! i cannot imagine doing the trail in snow shoes!!! not even imagine it a little bit!!!!!

jaq: not sol duc, scenic hot springs, past sultan off highway 2.

i dreamt i somehow became embroiled in a suicide bombing plot devised by my department's marketing team, targeting the oprah winfrey show, the point of which i was never quite clear on. all involved, including all of marketing, plus me, plus mookieproof, were paired into teams of two per car, mookie and me in the lead.

after the pairing no one really talked to the other group members, except mookie wasn't here yet so i had nobody to talk to. i kept trying to tell people i had strong reservations but no one would listen. finally, when everyone was piling on the bus to go to the event i told my friend tammy i wasn't going to do it because i wasn't ready to die.

so they went without me, and i went to lingbert's apartment, where i continued working on the elaborate art piece i was making for my dad for christmas. lingbert asked me a million questions about it which, coming from anyone else would have been facetious, but from lingbert they were perfectly genuine.

it was a pretty bad dream but i still feel a little guilty for bailing on mookieproof.

;_;

yes.

to be be clear, mookie, you never actually appeared in the dream, so for all i know you bailed too.

no doubt i did : /

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIR MOOKS-A-LOT!!

<3 thank u

what did lyle get you

a furbl

<3 happy birthday <3

happy birthday mookie<3

Happy birthday wisjes to you!

aw

lyle has a heart murmur

i love him so much

best wishes to lyle and to you also.

aww hugs to lyle

Sounds like hugs and cuddles are needed all around. Good health and long life to Lyle

will he be ok? i love him too.

lyle. mookie. my friends, my penpals.

<3 <3 <3

dearest mookieproof. i think today is your big day and i hope it is great-greater-greatest!

love to you and to my buddy lyle.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mookieproof, even if it isn't your birthday, I hope you have a terrific day with that purrtastic Lyle!

birthday! i raise my bourbon to thee.

thanks dudes! it kind of turned into autumn overnight, which was lovely, and then when i came home from work lyle was waiting in the window (for me to feed him, but still)

pretty unreasonably old now tbh, but at least i can share it with a celebrated personality like alfonso ribeiro

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/58774398.jpg

<3 <3 <3

question: ravens at steelers?

answer: yes

1 point?

mookie, jergins and i are going to be in your town next week. it may be too much to hope for a meet-up because our time is short and the things are many. but maybe you are proximate to where we will be in bed-stuy and we could arrange a drink on wednesday or friday or saturday?

that is crazy because i already have plans with another sandboxer on wednesday! could be a fap

I wonder who it could be????

whaaaaa???!! LET'S FAP!

Mookie <3

where and when should we report on wednesday?

maybe . . . 6:45? where will you be around then?

if everything runs on time we should be in bed-stuy by then.

what in the hell is an emergency backup goalie?

pure awesomeness

happy dearest mookieday

thank u <3

important question: happy birthday?

it was made ideal by several lovely messages

happy days, dear mokie prof

^ this is how i hastily typed your entry into my contact list way back when. it remains. i wish you’d come back.

mokie professor

happy birthday. it's great to scroll up and see how many birthdays you've celebrated on the sandbox, through thick and thin.

thank you, students! xoxo

brought lyle home 10 years ago today

still miss him so much tbh

i still don't understand the emergency backup goalie

The NHL requires each home team to maintain a list of local non-professional goaltenders, available to either team, who can be used in the exceptional case that one or both of a team's normal goaltenders are injured or unavailable; such a goaltender who fulfills that role is treated as an emergency back–up goaltender.

Those on a team's emergency list are given free attendance to home games they are assigned and may also help out as a practice goalie. Emergency goalies are often called from nearby college teams, adult semi-pro/amateur leagues, or the home team's own coaching/facilities staff. If activated for a game, most emergency goaltenders only dress to sit on the bench, as a team's normal back-up takes over; only three emergency goalies have ever seen recorded playing time in an NHL game. Emergency goalies who are activated sign either an amateur or professional tryout contract.

https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-backup-goalie-tales/c-284389510

this seems cumbersome. i prefer the baseball method of when you run out of pitchers in the 15th inning put in an outfielder who pitched when he was in high school.

Do they get paid or does nhl pitch this as an opportunity for "exposure" and a free ticket?

i think they just get free tickets, and like once every five or ten years lightning strikes and someone gets a chance to play in the nhl

i *kind* of agree with harbl, but every baseball player can throw and you don't need special equipment to pitch. also, it's just fun -- i mean some random 42yo dude just got to play in the best league in the world and helped win a game. that's pretty cool

it does give it more of a community feeling, it's true. i recall in the last article i read it said they give the guy $500.

https://i.redd.it/qagvnlnae3j41.jpg

i love this story

That's nice. They should definitely get paid!

haha they've sent the guy's stick to the hall of fame

<3

i love this story too

Everything in @phlaimeaux's life has been cancelled so he decided to make a podcast. Join him in his car on Achill Island for your new favourite pod during the Dystopian Spring Break.☀️

Ep 1 is open for EVERYONE to listen to now on all our pod channels & https://t.co/uxcODKouWE pic.twitter.com/cAG4gx8ogb

— Second Captains (@SecondCaptains) March 18, 2020

also

a gang of fellas livestreamed the uileann pipes paddys mornin from up croghaun and they are callin themselves 'the achill lads' but tisnt us

this is incredible but i do not believe in podcasts

if you, beloved deems, are in it, i'm willing to make an exception

alas

next youll tell me you cant take a virtual spin of the island cos yr not on fb

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2719049858193336&id=379609372137408&d=null&vh=e

when will it stop being hot outside?

six weeks, with any luck

why couldn't climate change go the other way?

i would thrive in an ice age

same. let’s make a nuclear winter imo

happy day, dear mookie (there it already is).

hb that man

happy birthday and happy fall

thank u, beloveds

happy birthday mookie<3

mookie my love, <3<3<3 happiest of days, may your birthday continue long into the autumn

or at least one more day while i catch up