mission impossible 4: iphone protocol

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man this mission got a lot more possible now that we got these sweet iphones and ipads

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:21 (seven years ago) link

"This iPod nano will self destruct in five seconds..."

http://www.apple.com/support/ipodnano_replacement/

In other news: worldwide MJpopcorn.gif shortage (snoball), Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:23 (seven years ago) link

i realize that the ads like say tom cruise's name on the marquee next to the title but i feel like the shots of him are so fleeting and brief that the first couple times i saw commercials for this i was like "oh what's the renner/pegg/patton movie, looks like it could be good...wait are they doing a MI movie without cruise?"

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:53 (seven years ago) link

<3 mrs. thicke though

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:54 (seven years ago) link

oh man that's ms. thicke? *wolf whistles*

the blonde chick in this is way sexy too

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm so glad I watched this w/o knowing that or I would have been imagining mr. thicke going "...and bringing her to multiple orgasms" on and on in my head

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:56 (seven years ago) link

wait there were iphones in this movies, totally missed that

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 14:54 (seven years ago) link

you had to watch pretty carefully

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:01 (seven years ago) link

for real

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:30 (seven years ago) link

it was funny how there was an even hotter girl in the movie so she had to kick her out the window of the tallest building in the world

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:31 (seven years ago) link

I was p bummed when that happened

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:34 (seven years ago) link

hoped that she maybe would have landed on a jet plane and then surprised him @ the end maybe by kicking in his windshield or something

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:34 (seven years ago) link

or texting or maybe skyping

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:40 (seven years ago) link

my fav iphone scene was the final one when theyre all sitting around the table basking in the glow of success and he passes out iphones for the new mission but it seems more like hes giving them a bonus gift 'aaand YOU ALLL GET IPHONES'

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:42 (seven years ago) link

man we already have so many iphones

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:43 (seven years ago) link

w/e see u in kandahar motherfuckers

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:43 (seven years ago) link

is this movie good?

iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:44 (seven years ago) link

it's brad bird, was enjoyable, nothing particularly groany

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:45 (seven years ago) link

its dece, prob the worst of the four tho

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:45 (seven years ago) link

I prob can't convince my gf to see it either way but the previews looked cool

iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:45 (seven years ago) link

I only saw the previews on a giant times sq screen tho

iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:46 (seven years ago) link

didn't have enough of a 'dark edge' to it imo, it was all fun & good times

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:46 (seven years ago) link

kinda like mi4: oceans fourteen

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:46 (seven years ago) link

personally, i love the mission impossible films

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:47 (seven years ago) link

but yeah agreed that it was a lil fluffy compared to the others

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:47 (seven years ago) link

brian depalma/jon woo/jj abrams/brad bird is such a weird team of directors to have this franchised passeda round among

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:48 (seven years ago) link

totes

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:49 (seven years ago) link

hey guys iphones only r great when combined with many different types of bmw

things tom cruise has taught me

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:49 (seven years ago) link

i love how they get a new superstar dude for each installment xp

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:50 (seven years ago) link

maybe if their iphones crashed or they held it the wrong way and lost reception at a crucial point idk

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:50 (seven years ago) link

everything is v high end in these films

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:50 (seven years ago) link

they had some reception problems iirc

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:50 (seven years ago) link

wondering how james bond & Q will respond, maybe they will use android phones

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:51 (seven years ago) link

they should fn hacks

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:51 (seven years ago) link

I was feelin p nervous at the end cuz none of the iphones had protective cases I mean come on your iphone is probably gonna get scratched up next time you roundhouse some terrorist in the face

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:52 (seven years ago) link

at least put some bumpers on it, maybe an incase

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:52 (seven years ago) link

its ok they have access to infinite iphones

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:54 (seven years ago) link

also can simon pegg go away

he can go play with his new apple products off screen somewhere

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:55 (seven years ago) link

you don't get to become an IMF agent by acting like you have infinite iphones, though

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:55 (seven years ago) link

I thought simon pegg was okay in this but I dunno if he ever transcended the LOL BRITISHES category

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:56 (seven years ago) link

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was really dumb how the whole plot revelved around the thing w/his significant other then at the end they were all lol not true
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Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:56 (seven years ago) link

its cool they have an app to make sure what u read on the internets is spoiler-free if you haven't seen a film yet

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:58 (seven years ago) link

yeah I think maybe getting brad bird to direct this was a mistake, he's still too pixar-fied

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:58 (seven years ago) link

simon peggs whole comedy relief role was so dumb and hackish, like he doesnt bother me but his part was garbage

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:58 (seven years ago) link

it also turned jeremy renner from a motherfucker w/ some dark secrets into a big huggable teddy bear

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:58 (seven years ago) link

"I would do a mission with you anytime, man" *clasps hands* *hugs* *tears*

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 15:59 (seven years ago) link

this movie gave me vertigo though, srs

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:59 (seven years ago) link

lol that final scene in seattle was so weak

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:00 (seven years ago) link

reminded me of the end of lord of the rings

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:00 (seven years ago) link

one iphone to rule them all

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:00 (seven years ago) link

i haven't seen mi3 is it worth it and will it tell me what electronics i need to buy

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:01 (seven years ago) link

yah but the recommendations are pretty outdated by now, 5 years later, I suggest you get an iphone

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:01 (seven years ago) link

wait did they not do a pop update of the MI theme for this movie? first 3 movies had the U2 rhythm section, Limp Bizkit and Kanye West, the mind reels at who they could've done it in 2011

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:03 (seven years ago) link

i think the technology most publicized in the MI3 promotional cycle was Yung Joc ringtones

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:04 (seven years ago) link

mi3 is p good, a lil too much torture for my tastes, but overall not bad

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:04 (seven years ago) link

focus group feedback: 'a little less torture, a little more hot babes, tnx'

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:05 (seven years ago) link

'more Yung Joc ringtones'

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:05 (seven years ago) link

yah its like this one was an overreaction to the last one

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:05 (seven years ago) link

yah but the recommendations are pretty outdated by now, 5 years later, I suggest you get an iphone

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:01 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i think the technology most publicized in the MI3 promotional cycle was Yung Joc ringtones

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:04 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

yung joc ringtones for my iphone is never outdated

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:06 (seven years ago) link

2006 was the year of everybody watching gratuitous depictions of torture: MI3, Casino Royale and the highest-rated season of 24

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:07 (seven years ago) link

and also Tom Cruise doing the "It's Goin' Down" motorcycle dance

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:07 (seven years ago) link

I don't think he rode a motorcycle in this one

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:08 (seven years ago) link

he ran fast a lot though

often after jumping off buildings, being hit w/ explosions, being hit by cars - he has dedication to sprints

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:09 (seven years ago) link

ran down a building at one point too

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:10 (seven years ago) link

meet me in the trap, dayo

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/tom_cruise_dancing_gif.gif

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:11 (seven years ago) link

simpler times

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:11 (seven years ago) link

crosspost to texts from bennett

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:12 (seven years ago) link

http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/tom&david.jpg

amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:17 (seven years ago) link

it literally breaks my heart that tom cruise telling kanye west "i'll see you in harlem, brother!" is no longer on youtube

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:20 (seven years ago) link

Saw this yesterday...decent fluff, but too long and the sitting around with iphones at the end made me wanna scream. re the spoiler at the end, I was hoping that Cruise was trying to make Renner feel better with a total lie, but I guess that wasn't the case.

William (C), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:35 (seven years ago) link

haha "she's actually alive" *cut to shot of badly decomposed body in 55 gallon drum* *tom cruise gives a hollow grin*

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:36 (seven years ago) link

wouldve been cool if while she was waving to him from the cafe he assassinated her then tore off his mask to reveal he was the hot french chick

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:36 (seven years ago) link

haha "she's actually alive" *cut to shot of badly decomposed body in 55 gallon drum* *tom cruise gives a hollow grin*

hell yes, that would have been a movie with a little hair on its balls

William (C), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:39 (seven years ago) link

otm

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:40 (seven years ago) link

tho i have to congratulate the mi franchise for not going bourne like every other action movie in the world, lookin @ u 007

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:41 (seven years ago) link

iphone

big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 21:39 (seven years ago) link

my fav iphone scene was the final one when theyre all sitting around the table basking in the glow of success and he passes out iphones for the new mission but it seems more like hes giving them a bonus gift 'aaand YOU ALLL GET IPHONES'

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, December 30, 2011 3:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

looool it took me literally until they "accepted" to realize he wasn't gifting them

a collection of gruff, big-balled boasts (zachylon), Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:00 (seven years ago) link

ethan hunt wants to send you push notifications

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:03 (seven years ago) link

jhos protocol

t. silaviver, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:03 (seven years ago) link

;)

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

*iphone explodes*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

anyway fun stunt movie, i haven't seen the other ones in yrs but i don't recall the brian diploma one being so bombastic and the only thing that happened in the john woo one was tom jumping off a motorcycle, so this was just brad bird having fun with all that apple/bmw money right

a collection of gruff, big-balled boasts (zachylon), Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) link

ugh, this movie bit. i mean, normally i love simon pegg, but jesus, the geeky sidekick schtick was just groanworthy. also, what, cruise can take out 3 armed, burly, bearded russian gangsters in 1.4 seconds with his bare hands, but can't beat a 50 year old finnish college professor in fisticuffs over the course of like 10 minutes? just take out your gun and shoot him already!

also, do you think apple gave them any money to put some iphones in this movie?

messiahwannabe, Monday, 2 January 2012 13:37 (seven years ago) link

Still smdh that they killed off Sawyer at the beginning of this movie.

Nicole, Monday, 2 January 2012 17:36 (seven years ago) link

agree, sawyer should be in more stuff

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 17:53 (seven years ago) link


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