vividly remember the last time i ate dominos. off a frat house bedroom floor stoned as fuck (take a bong rip, drop shot of cuervo in beer, chug, exhale bong rip) with this korean kid named joe and his girlfriend dressed as an angel (angels and devils party). had some wings. i would give up a week of eating solid food to recreate that meal.
― dylannnnnnnnn, Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
pizza hut canadian. love the way the crust is crispy on the bottom and becomes like a sponge of grease that looks like the yellow shit you can squeeze out of almost healed cuts.
sorry this shite isn't even pizza
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
and that weird brainy uncooked dough texture that is revealed when the topping slips off.
and the pleasure of snatching the hub of melted cheese and pepperoni that's fallen into the central no man's land on a freshly delivered pizza and doesn't truly belong to any of the slices.
― dylannnnnnnnn, Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
Pizza Hut! I haven't eaten at any of these pizza places in a long, long time, but I legitimately like Pizza Hut pizza as it tasted the last time I ate there. Also I worked at a Pizza Hut delivery place for like two weeks when I was in college.
It's also my default vote. Dominos is just a deplorable organization. I think I've eaten Little Ceasar's once in my life and it was gross. Papa John's garlic dipping sauce does such brutal things to my stomach that seeing a commercial for the pizza makes me involuntarily curl up into a protective ball.
― wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link
There really is no good excuse for eating any of these if you live in the tri-state area but if I had to choose I would go with papa johns
― Carnitas, Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link
pizza hut thin crust pizza 4 lyfe
― By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Thursday, 29 December 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
never eaten any of these, woulda gone w/ Sbarro (which I last had about 20 years ago)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like for 10 years Papa John's was the pizza at every single school/office/family gathering I ever went to and I probably have no problem with it but just got sick of it, although on a level playing field I probably like it the most of these. Last couple years I've been mostly ordering Domino's since they're cheap and I registered on their site for the super easy online ordering, but I kinda like their new pizzas.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
and unless i'm feeling like being lazy and using the Domino's site, i'll usually just grab one of the random menus left under my door for a local delivery joint and take my chances with those, and they're usually better than any of these.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
From these options, Papa > Hut >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dominos. I had LC's once 20 years ago but no memory of it.
― William (C), Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
I will say that the Dominoes pizza tracker is really a cool invention
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
There's a S'barro's in the food court here at work. I get a slice once in a blue moon but it doesn't even register as pizza to me, just bread and cheese with sausage.
― wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
All of these are varying degrees of awful, but if forced to pick out of these options alone I have to go with Papa John's if only because of memories of them selling boxes for like $3 at the end of the night in campus town when I was in lolcollege.
Pizza Hut is for real the fucking worst though.
― shakur rump (I left my login in El Sandboxo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
Note: my phone autocorrects "S'barro's" so either I once carefully typed in the wrong name or there was some other thing called S'barro's in the autocorrect dictionary developer's purview.
― wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
(uncle fatih's near the commercial drive skytrain station? or romano's on granville, run by greasyskinned lebanese beauties)
vancouver dollar pizza geez
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
chokin up
I worked at Domino's for years and can barely even stomach the smell of their food now. Pizza Hut changed their pizzas at some point and now they're gross and dry out way faster than they should. Little Caesars is good for $5, but not more any more than that. Papa John's is really the best chain pizza place, or at least the one with the freshest-tasting most diverse list of toppings and the crust is more bready than chewy.
― God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 29 December 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
new dominos is so fucking slathered with liquids i have to wipe my hands between bites. who the fuck thought covering the crust in butter wasn't a repulsive idea?
― a collection of gruff, big-balled boasts (zachylon), Thursday, 29 December 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
any excuse to post this, really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CnWs8jDbXo
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
From these options, Papa > Hut >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dominos.
qft. and little caesar's is inedible.
nirchi's was my college town's local fast food pizza chain:
http://www.nirchis.com/
it was ok. we got free pizza because my roommate's friend worked there.
― trudy campbell, Thursday, 29 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Wonderful_World_of_Cease.jpg
― amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
also I want to say that Papa Murphys is incredible (though it's probably best classified as "slow food"), the cheese and most of the toppings taste really great raw which I doubt Dominoes etc. do
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
papa john's going off taste, but lil caesar's going off "these are all pretty gross anyway and i can get this one instantly for $5"
― smh mang fusion, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
btw I'm not really proud of trying to eat raw pizza but if you're really hungry and are craving P'murphs, it's like impossible in that moment where you're putting it in the oven to not swipe some cheese or an olive or a piece of pineapple and think damn, those are good ingredients. i stand behind that place
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i get the complaint they dealt with that their old pizza wasn't "flavored" enough, which, yeah okay it was bland, but it's pizza and therefore pretty good, and it's less greasy than the Hut, plus it was usually only 5 bucks. but they really did overdo it on the "re-do", even though I generally like the new flavor I just wish it was, y'know, a little less
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
The temptation to eat $5.00 pizza is like the temptation to just off yourself - best acknowledged and walked away from.
― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
it's pizza and therefore pretty good
yeah this logic works better outside of these companies
― iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I'm just a guy that likes pizza
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
Or likes flatbreads w/cheese regardless of quality
― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
haha that pizza.net video is amazing and kind of surprisingly true to what ordering Domino's online is like now
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
does Annie Lennox start singing every time you click on the site?
― ~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
yah "chewing on broken glass" is a pretty catchy song
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
lol <3
― ~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
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― amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
caesar > domino > hut > john
war crimes all of them obv but I hate the latter two like sin & the former two are just deeply mediocre
― by (mennen), Thursday, 29 December 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 30 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
heavens! such disagreement about sub-mediocre pizza
― Aimless, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 31 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Pizza Hut above Dominos? Is that a political vote, or is US Pizza Hut a lot better than the UK one, or has it improved a hell of a lot in the (uhh) 12+ years since I last went to one?
OK, 12 years is a long time. Not that it feels like one.
― brony island baby (case spudette), Saturday, 31 December 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
The last time I had Pizza Hut was election night 2008. At that point in time, the only major pizza chain that was worse was S'Barro. I haven't had Domino's in a lot longer and apparently they've changed their shit up for the worse since then.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Saturday, 31 December 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
UK Dominos is shite, last time I had one all I could taste was salt and cheap oil. Pizza Hut not much better to be fair.
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 31 December 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Dominos has always tasted ominous to me & I say that as a fan of the $5 Little Caesar's pizza.
― By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Saturday, 31 December 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
do you mean like every time you eat it you feel like death is near
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 31 December 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
new dominos is goddamn decent imo. i finally gave papa johns a try recently and it didn't top nu-dominos (and garlic butter is p. gross).
pizza hut is horrible and afaik we don't have lc here anymore.
― cad, Saturday, 31 December 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
i have no palette when it comes to food. i eat crap. consume it like the corporations desired. so I sadly like all of these.
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 31 December 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link