A tribute to one of my favorite thread title/first post ("Pelican Caught in Tree") threads of old. This one's fucking gruesome and sad but the headline is just up in the higher stratosphere of wtf (also it's not cnn this is just a "fucked up shit on news sites" thread ok)
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57348469-504083/cops-man-who-allegedly-killed-six-relatives-on-christmas-day-was-dressed-as-santa/
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Monday, 26 December 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
thank u we needed this
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
yr username just made me laff so fucking hard
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
the two elevator deaths in NYC should go in here - ugh
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Monday, 26 December 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
fuck yeah painkillers
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
3 iirc. one woman tried to climb out of a stuck elevator and it dropped, another got caught between two doors as the elevator began climbing (the two other people on the elevator were hospitalized due to what they witnessed : / ), plus the lighter fluid murder.
― omar (son), Monday, 26 December 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
god damn
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
*never gets into an elevator ever again*
http://www.fair.org/blog/2011/12/21/abcs-bogus-big-government-debate/
― Professor Grossknees Grossankles, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 09:07 (fourteen years ago)
please tell me that perry actually referred to the thing you wear when you paint a thing rather than correctly using the word 'overhaul' as intended here:
GOV. RICK PERRY, R-TEXAS: Washington doesn't need a new coat of paint. It needs a complete overall.
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)
Rick Perry and Sarah Palin need their own morning show.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)