The reason British nerds are so content is they’re not outcasts. The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is mar

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okay, i have to admit, i'm kinda hooked on the vice dos and donts thing. is that so wrong? and, yes, i subscribe to us magazine. or at least i did. time to re-up.

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=508&country=us

this is not a thread about vice magazine.

― scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Not the entire country, some of us are hard working Albanian immigrants.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i know. that's just the caption to their picture of the long-hair with the leather vest/coat on.

― scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought this was going to be about Men Behaving Badly

― ste, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I must be officially old and not with it. To me, the "do" photos look just as bad if not worse than the "don't" photos.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, let's check the list:

ugly, Nope, well not "handsm" just not ug.
misanthropic, ah no.
too smart for its own good, Psh, not smart enough prob
works at a record distributors, 0
collects Dr. Who DVDs, I have one video, episode 1 w/ not Kirk
and is married to a drumroll
chubby Nope, I say so
nurse DING!
with a kid Two
from another marriageNope, from this one.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: ANORAKS, BOBBLE HATS, TEA FLASKS

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Besides, the (Northern) Dr. Who fans are gay gay gay.

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

All sci-fi is gay. Official.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm from St.Kitts.

― Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

St Kitts is gay

Or is it?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

dear vice - these ones are wearing the same shoes - xo j

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/493/main.jpg http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/488/main.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, the one dude with the tattoos of the members of metallica AND the marx brothers on his back, wow...

― scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I actually vaguely know that guy in Scott's 1st link. He looks really, really familiar somehow.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage.

All Britons are men or lesbians?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been sucked into the D&D list since Skot first posted this one. Shit, there goes my morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahm, forget it, it's some "funny" paper.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ihttp://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/498/main.jpg?22

― Tad (Eisbär), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/498/main.jpg?22

― Tad (Eisbär), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to delete internets

― Sandbox Scourage, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You really should have said "DON'T FUCKING CLICK THIS" next to that you know

argh xpost MY EYES

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been sucked into the D&D list since Skot first posted this one. Shit, there goes my morning.

Ditto.

the blurbs are my favorite. often very, very mean but almost always completely hilarious.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4686/1648/400/GQbluhat.0.jpg

You can tell there is something purposefully a little off about the suit - how British

Look at the guy I posted a few days ago with the DB suit and wearing a hat - his sleeves were also a bit short with no cuff( maybe short sleeve?).

I'm asking any UK readers if this look has a name or what the concept behind it is.

http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2006/11/on-streetsoho-london_17.html

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Tuomas! Men can be chubby nurses too! I'm surprised at you.

― Maria, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

haha pwned

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"You're wearing everything in the world" is just too funny:

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=514&country=us

― scott seward (121212), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Statistically speaking, there's a rather small minority of chubby heterosexual male nurses with kids from a previous marriage. And they're all married to Albanians.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

man this has wasted my morning so awesomely

― Peter Smith (pete), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Mine too, especially "they have one drawer for tops and one drawer for bottoms and whatever's clean goes on". Because that is how I dress.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=426&country=us

it's a real life herbert garrison!

― Tad (Eisbär), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=426&country=us

― Tad (Eisbär), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/426/main.jpg?22

― Tad (Eisbär), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"If it doesn’t go so far in it touches his anal lips, the terrorists have won."

this is pretty funny

― Sandbox Scourage, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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