1 What preparations has the council made for an emergency landing of Santa's sleigh this Christmas? Who would be responsible for rescuing Santa? Who would be responsible for rounding up the reindeer, and who would have to tidy the crash site? (Cheltenham Borough Council)
2 How does the council plan to help the brave soldiers of our infantry if and when Napoleon and his marauding hordes invade the district? (West Devon District Council)
3 What plans are in place to deal with an alien invasion? (Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service)
4 How many drawing pins are in the building and what percentage are currently stuck in a pin board? (Hampshire County Council)
5 How many holes in privacy walls between toilet cubicles have been found in public lavatories and council buildings? (Cornwall Council)
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| #4 | 4 |
| #5 | 4 |
| #2 | 1 |
| #1 | 0 |
| #3 | 0 |
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