The Simple Joy Of Stupid Spam Recipes

 SPAM FAJITAS
 
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 Serving Size  : 8    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Main dish
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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                         Vegetable cooking spray
    1                    Green bell pepper, cut into
                         -julienne strips
    1/2                  Onion, cut into 1/4" slices
    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into
                         -julienne strips (12 oz)
    3/4     c            CHI-CHI's Salsa
    8                    Flour tortillas, warmed (8")
    2       c            Shredded lettuce
    1/2     c            Shredded hot pepper Monterey
                         -Jack or Cheddar cheese
    1/2     c            Nonfat plain yogurt
                         Extra salsa, if desired
 
   Spray large non-stick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Heat
   skillet over medium-high heat. Saute green pepper and onion 2
   minutes. Add SPAM. Saute 2 minutes. Stir in salsa and heat
   thoroughly. Spoon about 1/2 cup SPAM mixture into each flour
   tortilla. Top each with 1/2 cup shredded lettuce, 1 tablespoon
   shredded cheese, 1 tablespoon yogurt, and extra salsa, if desired.

SPAM VEGETABLE STRUDEL
 
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 Serving Size  : 6    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Main dish
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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    1       pk           Long-grain and wild rice
                         -mix (6.25 oz)
      1/2   c            Chopped carrot
      1/2   c            Chopped red bell pepper
      1/4   c            Orange juice
    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut in
                         -thin strips (12 oz)
    2       c            Chopped mushrooms
    1/4     c            Sliced green onions
    1       tb           Dijon-style mustard
    1/2     ts           Basil
    1/4     ts           Pepper
    6                    Sheets frozen phyllo pastry,
                         -thawed
                         Butter-flavor vegetable
                         -cooking spray
    1       tb           Dry bread crumbs
                         Soy sauce
 
   Heat oven to 375'F. Prepare rice according to package directions. In
   small saucepan, combine carrots, red pepper, and orange juice. Bring
   to a boil. Cover and cook 5-7 minutes or until crisp-tender. Drain
   well. Place in medium bowl. In large skillet, saute SPAM, mushrooms,
   and green onion until tender. Add SPAM mixture, rice, mustard, basil,
   and pepper to vegetable mixture; stir well. Place 1 sheet phyllo
   pastry on a damp towel (keep remaining phyllo covered). Lightly coat
   phyllo with cooking spray. Layer remaining 5 sheets phyllo pastry on
   first sheet, lightly coating each sheet with cooking spray. Spoon
   SPAM mixture lengthwise down center of phyllo stack, leaving a 1/2"
   border. Roll phyllo jelly-roll style, starting with long side
   containing SPAM mixture. Tuck ends under; place diagonally, seam side
   down, on baking sheet coated with cooking spray. Lightly coat top of
   pastry with cooking spray and sprinkle with bread crumbs. Make 12
   (1/4" deep) diagonal slits across top of pastry using a sharp knife.
   Bake 20 minutes or until golden. Serve with soy sauce.

 CREAMY SPAM BROCCOLI CASSEROLE
 
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 Serving Size  : 8    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Casseroles                       Main dish
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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                         Vegetable cooking spray
    1       pk           Elbow macaroni (7 oz)
    2       c            Frozen cut broccoli, thawed
                         -and drained
    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
                         -(12 oz)
    1/2     c            Chopped red bell pepper
    2       c            Skim milk
    2       tb           Cornstarch
    1/4     t            Pepper
    1       c            Shredded fat-free Cheddar cheese
    3/4     c            Soft bread crumbs
    2       t            Margarine, melted
 
   Heat oven to 350'F. Spray 2-casserole with vegetable cooking spray.
   Cook macaroni according to package directions; drain. In casserole,
   combine macaroni, broccoli, SPAM, and red pepper. In small saucepan,
   stir together milk, cornstarch, and pepper until cornstarch is
   dissolved. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, until thickened.
   Reduce heat to low. Add cheese; stir until melted. Stir sauce into
   SPAM mixture. combine bread crumbs and margarine; sprinkle on top of
   casserole. Bake 40 minutes or until thoroughly heated.

Spam be quick!

 
                          SPAM BREAKFAST BURRITOS
 
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 Serving Size  : 6    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Main Dish                        Breakfast
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed (12 oz)
    4                    Eggs
    2       tb           Milk
    1       tb           Butter or margarine
    6                    Flour tortillas (6")
    1       c            Shredded Cheddar cheese, divided
    1       c            Shredded Monterey Jack cheese, divided
                         CHI-CHI's Salsa to Taco Sauce
 
   Heat oven to 400'F. In bowl, beat together SPAM, eggs,
   and milk. Melt butter in large skillet; add egg
   mixture. Cook, stirring, to desired doneness. Fill
   each tortilla with SPAM mixture and half of cheeses.
   Roll burrito; place seam side down on 12x8" baking
   dish. Sprinkle remaining cheese over top of burritos.
   Bake 5-10 minutes of until cheese is melted. Serve
   with salsa.
― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago)  link

                             SPICY SPAM KABOBS
 
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 Serving Size  : 4    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Main dish                        Meats
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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    1/4     c            Lemon juice
    3       tb           Minced onion
    1       tb           Olive oil
    1       t            Dried leaf thyme
    1                    Garlic clove, minced
    1/2     t            Whole oregano leaves
    1/4     t            Red pepper flakes
    16                   Pea pods
    1       cn           Pineapple chunks packed in light juice, drained (8 oz)
    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into 24 cubes (12 oz)
    1                    Red bell pepper, cut into 1" pieces
    4       c            Hot cooked rice
 
   Combine first 7 ingredients in 9x12" dish. Wrap pea pods around
   pineapple chunks. Alternately thread SPAM cubes, pineapple chunks,
   and bell pepper pieces on eight skewers. Place in dish with marinade.
   Cover and marinade 2 hours, turning occasionally. Grill kabobs over
   medium-hot coals 10 minutes, turning occasionally. Or, broil 5" from
   heat source 8-10 minutes, turning occasionally. Serve with hot cooked
   rice.

       Title: SPAM HASHBROWN BAKE
  Categories: Main dish
       Yield: 8 Servings
 
    1.00 pk Frozen hashbrown potatoes, thawed slightly (32 oz)
    0.50 c  Butter or margarine, melted
    1.00 t  Salt
    1.00 t  Pepper
    0.50 t  Garlic powder
    2.00 c  Shredded Cheddar cheese
    1.00 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed (12 oz)
    1.00 cn Cream of chicken soup (10 3/4 oz)
    1.50 c  Sour cream
    0.50 c  Milk
    0.50 c  Chopped onion
    0.25 c  CHI-CHI's Diced Green Chilies, drained
    2.00 c  Crushed potato chips
 
   Heat oven to 350'F. In large bowl, combine potatoes, melted butter,
   salt, pepper, and garlic powder. In another bowl, combine cheese,
   SPAM, soup, sour cream, milk, onion, and green chilies. Add SPAM
   mixture to potato mixture; mix well. Pour into 2-quart baking dish.
   Sprinkle with potato chips. Bake 45-60 minutes or until thoroughly
   heated.
 
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       Title: FRENCH FRY SPAM CASSEROLE
  Categories: Main dish
       Yield: 8 servings
  
       1 pk Frozen french fry potatoes, thawed (20 oz)
       2 c  Shredded Cheddar cheese
       2 c  Sour cream
       1 cn Condensed cream of chicken soup (10 3/4 oz)
       1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed (12 oz)
     1/2 c  Chopped red bell pepper
     1/2 c  Chopped green onion
     1/2 c  Finely crushed corn flakes
  
   Heat oven to 350'F. In large bowl, combine potatoes, cheese, sour
   cream, and soup. Stir in SPAM, bell pepper, and green onion. Spoon
   into 13x9" baking dish. Sprinkle with crushed flakes. Bake 30-40
   minutes or until thoroughly heated.

Note how we dispense with time wasting niceties like peeling and cutting fresh potatoes.

                               SPAM SWISS PIE
 
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 Serving Size  : 6    Preparation Time :0:00
 Categories    : Pies                             Main dish
 
   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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    1                    Deep dish pie shell (9")
    6                    Eggs
    1       c            Whipping cream
    1/8     t            Pepper
    1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed (12 oz)
    1/4     c            Chopped onion
    2       c            Shredded Swiss cheese,
                         -divided
 
   Heat oven to 425'F. Bake pie shell 6-8 minutes. Reduce oven
   temperature to 350'F. In bowl, beat together eggs, whipping cream,
   and pepper. Stir in SPAM and onion. Sprinkle 1 cup cheese in pie
   shell. Pour egg mixture over cheese. Sprinkle remaining cheese over
   egg. Bake 45-55 minutes or until eggs are set.

Go forth and cook SPAM!

Slice the swiss roll, (if using victoria or trifle sponges, spread with a little jam).
Arrange in the bottom of a glass serving bowl.
Pour the sherry over the swiss roll or sponges.
Add the fruit.
Prepare the spam as per the instructions
Pour the spam over the fruit and sponge.
Place in the refridgerator and allow to set.
Pour custard over spam.
Whisk the cream and spread or pipe on the top of the custard.
Decorate with almonds.

I'm sure you meant

1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed (12 oz)

Your homemade custard and fresh fruit won't cut any mustard with the pre-processed-frozen SPAM recipe police, but apart from that you recipe looks spot on. I'd maybe offer hundreds&thousands as an alternative to the almonds.

I'd like to add that this trifle is delicious served hot or cold.

Or lukewarm.

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Ingredients
- 1 SPAM® Classic (12-ounce)
- 1 1/2 cups complete pancake mix
- 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning
- 1 cup milk
- 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut
- Sweet & sour sauce for dipping

Directions
Preheat oven to 375ºF. Cut SPAM® into 32 spears. Place wooden toothpick lengthwise into each spear. In bowl, combine pancake mix and cajun seasoning, gradually add milk, stirring until smooth. Dip each spear into batter, roll in coconut until lightly coated. Place on lightly sprayed baking sheet. Bake for 10-13 minutes, turning halfway through baking, until golden brown and batter is cooked through. Serve warm fritters with sweet & sour sauce on the side for dipping. Makes 32 appetizer servings.

Use to love SPAM fritters at school, but that one you had at Camber looked a bit too greasy. However, I think I'd rather eat that than SPAM with coconut, cajuny or not.

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