10 and counting
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
best one so far:
"our entire country would benefit if hilary clinton ran for president" *click
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
"this is Lisa calling back about your loan adjustment"
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
"this is Bob from Life Support Monitoring, how are you doing today"
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
"Bob! i'm celebrating robocall monday, cant talk right now"
― j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 19 December 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
"actually Bob I'm dying here can you hook a brother up"
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)
Just checked my machine -- hilarious! Fantasizing feminists prove that Hitchens was wrong about women not being funny.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 19 December 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)