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Post your favourite Roy Keane quotes, clips and pictures here.

Once we're done with that I'm going to poll him vs the 6 next greatest living humans ILX has to offer and it will not be pretty.

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

On delivering a sportsman-like word of encouragement to former arch-rival Patrick Vieira of Arsenal before a testy game:

"I'll fucking see you out there"

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

"Aggression is what I do. I go to war. You don't contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind"

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

KEANE ON RIO FERDINAND: "Just because you're paid £120,000 a week and play well for 20 minutes against Tottenham, you think you're a superstar"

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/fourth-down/assets_c/2010/05/Roy%20Keane%20Rio%20Ferdinand-thumb-468x404-38418.jpg

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

"There's nothing wrong with a bit of state violence. Listen, we'd all like to be Bhutan but in the real world there's fucking creeps, communists, fifth columnists and you've got to known when to pull the trigger."

awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

"The RA knew what to do with these fucking drug dealers. They said listen if you want to sell to kiddies, go and do it, but we'll take your kneecaps off. From behind. Blast right through their fucking kneecaps."

awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

shave a leprechaun, i guarantee this eveil looking fucker is underneath glowering at u

http://www.wildfirefilms.net/mysitecaddy/sitedata/wildfirefilms.net/gallery/albums/9518/2.jpg

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00245/keane_245523t.jpg

Okay you've brought the newspaper in, well done but where are the slippers? These young lads get a bit of success and think they've made it. Not a bit of it. You want a rub behind the ears, get over yourself. You should be out in the garden waiting for tomorrow's paper and concentrate on bringing it in properly next time. We'd all like our bellies tickled sure, but the slippers aren't going to get themselves. Just do your job.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 19 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhgt2pnSywI

the only irishman keane respects imo

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 19 December 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

Ex-boss Roy Keane says he doesn't expect to return to Town in the future, other than as an opposing manager: “I wouldn’t feel comfortable going back to Sunderland, nor would I be comfortable going back to Ipswich.""

Yes, we're clamouring for a return to a no-clue manager spending 20m to produce dire one up-front football.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

you think he doesn't know that

you think he doesn't live every day with that failure

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

Shouldn't laugh.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

you can laugh, that's the bloody league cup

delonge and winding refn (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/roy-keane-dog-2.jpg

James, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

1.55 onwards, Roy on England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWShjpiX8lc

"Barry, who I thought was very average for City last year"

pandemic, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

weird how keane totally kills it with his analysis of football at times but is a completely awful manager.

jim in glasgow, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

or not that weird considering how much of a mentalist he allegedly is in the dressing room.

jim in glasgow, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

his analysis is not positive & affirming it is nihilism and destructive and i dunno is it the type of vision that drives a group forward so much as sends them scattering for cover

delonge and winding refn (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

accurate tho

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

i've just developed a terrific urge to start a new game of FM and roleplay as Keano

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

play as 'England' imo

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

nah gonna start at a Championship contender i think. man i really wanna do this but my Burton Albion side are going well at the mo

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/RoyKeane.png

It's on

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

"There's some people believe I give people hell. I give them the truth, and they think it's hell."

pandemic, Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol at Town being a Championship contender (and I'm wearing an Ipswich top at the moment.)

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 22 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link


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