who the fuck am i
― ZR, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link
what a confusing time for us all
― ZR, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link
Jesus and/or Krishna came to me while I were scrubbin the hangovers off in the shower this morning and told me I had to make an whole Albume of Ray Stevens covers before I turned 30
then I got out of the shower and taught myself how to put on both socks while brushing my teeth
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link
no. that will not happen
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link
does anybody have a spare copy of Mississippi Squirrel Revival so I don't have to pay for it?
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link
gosh darnit why did we ban mickey
we should ban you for bringing up Ray Stevens. next you'll bring up Jerry Clower
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link
You should ban me for 1. having the day off, 2. watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift and 3. thinking the pint-sized protagonist who is SUPPOSED to be in "high school" is delicious-looking. It's shitty out, what the hell am I going to do today besides clean house?
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link
Why are you not drinking yet, woman?
― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link
i just woke up and took a big old swig of the glass of water on my desk except that it was VODKA
off to a good start, today, barf
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link
Although house cleaning is great, I chucked 5 bags of rubbish/recycling yesterday whilst spring cleaning in preparation for my lodger and have a pile of crap for the dump. (Why oh why oh why do I sill have an LCII?)
Cleaning goes with Brannvin.
― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link
BARTRIP Which might, in some circles, raise the question "why is there a pint glass of vodka on your desk?" This is not that circle. Buy a bottle of whiskey, though -- you'll never mistake it for anything else.
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link
i really should by some whiskey.
some guy at the party last night was walking around giving ppl swigs of 12 year old Glenmorangie
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link
lol i did that once too except it was gin
― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link
SO I DON'T EVEN GET A BADGE WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT FOR THIS SUNDAY, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY "W3NDY W1SE" CANNOT ATTEND FUNCTION SINCE IT'S HER FUCKING NAME ON THE CARD, AND ALSO WHY MY COMPANY CONTINUALLY BUYS BADGES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY ATTENDING THESE EVENTS INSTEAD OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED TO IN THEIR PLACE.
jesus christ i hate my job
― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link
Aaaaaaaand that's why they pay you the big bucks, Ms Blackberry.
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link
um no, laurel, they don't pay me "big bucks" and haven't started my salary increase and aren't going to for the conceivable future?
― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link
because, you know, why put any of that through in a timely fashion when you can drag your feet and just start sending me on all sorts of shit without paying me for it. cf the last six months of my posts?
i'm in a terrible fucking mood today and really shouldn't have read regular ilx because now i'm just snappy, sorry.
― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link
No, you can snap at me today, I'm taking it easy. Am also feeling financially squeezed and in need of a new job that pays about 12K more, JUST when my current one got interesting (plus, new office as of Monday!).
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link
ally: plz consult form 2218-b
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
I think I'll make an espresso and use the jolt to start folding laundry.
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't want the DVD, I want to go to the BBQ.
― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/lolbunnies.gif
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link
LOZ i just got an americano but i'm taking it black because today I MEAN BUSINESS
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link
god i can't wait for the day that animated gifs are album covers
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link
ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK
― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link
whatever, vampire
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link
you who wants a fun fax send me fax numbers
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link
yo laurel BTW dude from tokyo drift is also in the Friday Night Lights movie
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link
seriously fax numbers people I have some hard copy comedy over here
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link
Thanks, I'm a little afraid the "Bama boy" cowboy country thing would irritate me too much if not balanced by being in civilized Tokyo and driving X-treme, but it's a thought.
― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link
how fucking ridiculoid is that scene where they all have a synchronized drift ballet down that mountainside road????
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
god i was so stoned when i saw that
reading all of the achewoods is going to make me fail school
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link
I preferred you as an animal
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link
I need to send a fax to an architect who can help me out this has been offered as an alternative to the aforementioned cover album project
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link
i preferred you as just letters
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link
HO SNAP
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link
where
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link
so fungus is wiping out honeybees and a virus is killing africa's most reliable staple sustenance! guys it's the end times bananas and hybrid corn are next we're all super-effed
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link
got to learn how to make food from gasoline
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link
turn it back into dinosaurs
― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
I want to write a series of dramatic adventures featuring a time-traveling submarine named godwin who never talks (it is a submarine)
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link
ho snap
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link
TOMBOT you can PDF that shit to me, I simply can't condone the use of faxes.
― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link
(bartrip)
there is no attachment on my computer for shoving 8x11 pieces of paper in and having pdfs come out
― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah no one uses faxes anymore Grandpa Gasoline
― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
this fuckin weather
― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link