nice as in the weather is nice.
― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link
troo
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
(also I kind of don't get why Tom teed off on nabisco today as opposed to on the day when he was making a total ass of himself re: guns)
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Where?
― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Never mind, found it.
― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
The stop snitchin' thread (aka "today's thread most likely to be populated with white people going 'Nabisco OTM'")
SNAP lol
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
Man, I am so angry right now. I am not often angry and I hate the feeling.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
I dunno, I guess I don't own guns but I am a white dude who likes RUN-DMC so I felt offended
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
On the plus side I have worked out what I am going to read into the mic for you. It involves the procuring of wenches.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
PS I am not angry with anyone here.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link
</emo>
it'll take more than that to close the emo tag on the dc thread
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link
You could probably count all the times the landlord would come in and look at the place and just be like "jesus christ what a shit hole" and mysteriously raise the rent 2 weeks later against Luke though. heh I forgot about this story. Once the landlord came in and saw a bottle of red wine under Luke's desk that was basically stuck to it's own puddle on the hardwood floor. The LL started bitching while Luke was trying to play WoW. So Luke rips off his headphones and said something to the effect of "You can't just walk in here unannounced. I almost went to Law School!" It was the worst defence I've seen since Matt's "I'm an asshole" fight with Rode over empty pizza boxes.
i would like to make the bolded phrase the new I WROTE A HIT PLAY
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
<emo> dudes I am worried about starting to look old! are fine lines around the eyes, like, permanent or do i just need to drink more evian?
― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
water won't hurt but it won't reverse lines if you have them. i recommend any of the following products to help with that:
kiehl's microdermabrasion scrub kiehl's abyssine serum oil of olay regenerist serum any of the kiehl's eye creams just on a daily basis
signed, someone who has smoked for 14 years and knows a little something about skin goin to shit kind of early
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
man if water reversed lines on your face it would be really scary and fucked up to watch old people drink water
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
What if water just plain ol' REVERESED YOUR FACE?????
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link
ol' oshga'' pants'' adkjd''
― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
8080
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
Does anyone have the address for the automated lolcats maker handy?
― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_12.jpg
― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link
ooh i want one
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link
http://images.scrippsweb.com/HGTV/2006/08/17/hpets06_Seg2LitterKwitter2_j.jpg
― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link
argh okay that racial slurs for robots thread is the fucking end of the world, wtf "riggers", "D4G0", "K1K3", "lapwop" etc.
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/469592772_c57debed4f.jpg FAT PETS!
also yeah i won't even click on that, wtf is wrong with people?
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link
lol i lied the amazement i felt at the knowledge that someone had written D4G0 made me go. i already knew about the "rigger" one because some fucking cock went and reposted it on the excelsior thread. i have no hope for ppl! check out this little dude: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/469892610_dd38093e29.jpg
i think that my FAVORITE thing is orange cats.
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link
i mean look http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/77544101_692a93bd19.jpg
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link
http://blog.etherea.org/archives/beeringsquirrel.jpg
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link
Squlaurel?
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link
ok high fives for that
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link
cats = awesome
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link
especially orange cats, there is something inexplicably adorable about them
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link
We should just make a flickr group of animals drinking Bud, frankly.
― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link
ally have you seen toygers?
http://www.toygers.org/churpbab.jpg
― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.machinebrain.com/images/omroncat.jpg ^^^not how cats actually work fyi
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link
oh my god the cat jessie posted!!!
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link
TOYGERS! they are a cross between bengals (which are a cross between domestic cats and asian leopard cats) and domestic cats. designer animals kind of bum me out but they are really pretty.
― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/BengalCat_Stella.jpg
i've heard bengals can be really mean but a friend of ours has a bengal and it seems ok to me (i haven't met it and am going by photos/stories)
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
ok i really never needed to read the phrase "self-takedown"
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link
ridiculous
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
hi dere I am bengal cat, I live in the jungle of UR HOUSE.
― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link
I have to go to bethesda tomorrow to NIH, is that a bitch from the metro?
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link
no, the stop is basically right at the nih. the nih campus itself is a fucking retarded labyrinth of insanity and construction tho currently/always so get very specific directions as to what building you need to go to.
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link
or take the shuttle bus that comes from the metro, actually.
i have been away from my desk all day in a meeting (actually not a meeting from hell either) and came back to this <a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/zombies/gwb-does-the-retard+zombie-dance-like-the-retard+zombie-he-is-255294.php">GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is</a>
KUDOS 8080 ETC
― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link
wait, no html on the sandbox either!!?? goddamn, what is it FOR?
GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is
http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/9bebbe2f263fcf011306f27ed6636216.jpg
― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/25/f_boozecruisem_1844779.jpg Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate!
― I TRIED, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link
SO basically, the last 2 years of a second term in the whitehouse is like that bit where you've done your exams but still have to go to school (cf. T. Blair since he announced he would resign this summer).
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link
guys David Caruso just said this shit to some guilty-ass kidnappin' murderin' South Florida tennis instructor
"I'm the fiber king, Dave. I'm the fiber king."
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link