productive day, zr - you've earned yourself another four beers
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
that's the spirit
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
i wish i had a beer or four
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link
if wishes were fishes we'd all be drunk
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link
this is the best lns post of the day fyi guys
Best Way to Cover Up a Dong Sore Posted By: Undercover on 04-24-2007 2:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive
I’ve been working a couple of different girls lately and am pretty sure I’m poised for some action soon.
Problem is that I’ve recently developed some pretty bad chafing sores and bumps on my dong haft and am worried about how it’ll look when it comes time to do the deed.
I’m pretty sure it’s just from a really long sex session (extremely drunk) with a girl I met last weekend or from masturbating excessively while too drunk another night. Anyway, what’s the best creams/solutions to cover this up?
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link
dong haft
― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link
later he comes up with the solution to possibly put bronzer or some similar make-up product on his dick to hide the sore. it is really a good piece of artwork going on.
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Birthday Boy = Tit's <--- I think this is the truest thing I've ever read
― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
that entire photostream is full of nothing but amazing photo captions and people with names like lee 52 and guitar and dr pow.
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
if you copy paste the monkey it says this: [rockout] [monkey] [rockout]
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/320893998_460c2b6e24.jpg carzy talk!
― Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link
dr pow prepare the MAKAN
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link
8090
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link
also, second stupid congressional inquest is nearly as good as the first one as far as stupid shit said - way to bring up date rape at a hearing on terrorism insurance, lady!
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link
sadly beer is long gone
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
you lose
― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link
blah
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link
basically
― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
seriously feeling like I should crawl back in bed as soon as I get home
― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link
ok the washingtonian this month is about dc dream weekends, one of which is...a trip to philly? wtf. i mean, yeah, otm, a dream weekend would involve LEAVING HERE but should washingtonian really admit this publicly?
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link
also, philly?? really?
Y R POSTS SO FAR APART
― dong haft, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link
When I post it delivers me into the void!
― dong haft, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
rich y/n
― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
the washingtonian is horriblifying
― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link
"Also your site says the publication is issued every Friday. What are the issue dates for the next 4 weeks?"
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― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
okay mdk now
― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link
cheers, keith.
― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link
HAY GUYS
Who is who on Facebook? I would like to add all of these friends.
― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link
Any time...
― Keith, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link
dan i myspaced you
― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah keith thanks a ton dude
― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm on facebook!
― jessie the half-man half-machine, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link
So we a re back in the other office. I'm not on facebook, why should I be?
― The Mayor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link
You should be on Facebook because I made a group to whore out my band! 33 people have joined it so far!
― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link
Also Jessie, you should friend me! And everyone should put "drinkin' island" as an interest.
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link
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― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link
Hey up: If you're sticking around here, you might want to use the shiny new http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ as your URL, as the cookies between here and real ilx can fuck each other up, and you'll get randomly logged out.
― stet (stet), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link
I noticed that!
― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
oh hey awesome
― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link
I got zinged by my new boss yesterday for saying f-words on gmail chat (which I'm not even signed into) so I won't be participating in any facebook or myspace or whatever for another couple of years.
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link
http://photos-436.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v54/43/16/10026008/n10026008_33297436_2504.jpg ^^^^ invisible trampoline
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link
Part of me wants to see how facebook works, most of me wants to steer clear of any more opportunities to have casual insult tossed at me by braindead teenagers and I certainly don't need to opportunity to criticise another shitty web 2.0 interface. I think I shall expand my real life social network with human females instead.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link
argh so sick wtf
― I TRIED, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link
i am on facebook, and have never once been insulted by a teenager.
― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link
To be fair I only get the occasional YOU ARE FAT/WIERD LOL!?!?! on myspace.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link
My esteem can't take that much of a pummelling, sniff.
― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link
guys nabisco pisses me off real bad
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link
but but but he's OTM!
― lumpy rutherford, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link
hush up lumpy rutherford
― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link