Christopher Hitchens' 'overrated' poll

are we voting for our favorite or most overrated, clarify asap

Fave rave.

dammit still torn between 3 of these

lobster by a long, long way

In terms of anal, was he talking about dicking an ass or getting his ass dicked? The answer is lobster, regardless.

i think i will probably have to vote champagne but

champagne and lobster picnics. on hampstead heath after dark.

still torn between 3 of these

sandbox needs an ILTMI board

100 years ago lobster was considered "filler" seafood, just barely fit for human consumption

sandbox needs an ILTMI board

nowhere needs an ILTMI board

xp yeah because people totally knew what they were talking about 100 years ago

Champagne
Lobster
Anal sex
Picnics

is this an acrostic

haha cad OTM but still, it's interesting to know

oysters were also very cheap, you could buy them from sidewalk vendors for about 3 cents an oyster

time was you could kick an oyster shell in the street

Don't know who this Hitchens guy is, but I guess he's straight?

He's right about everything except lobster, and even then he's right too.

deep down we're all a little bit straight, Tuomas

Heteroflexible, with political leanings, it seems?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/03/01/christopher-hitchens-had-gay-liaisons-with-tories/

The memoir has an affectionate, considered envoi to public school buggery.

Yes, less straight than you, Tuomas

less SB'd too once we get the button back

time was you could kick an oyster shell in the street

I recommend you check out Mark Kurlansky's 'The Big Oyster', in parts of Manhattan the streets were built on oyster shells.

lol this guy really hated life

you know whats more overrated than lobster picnics anal or champagne, its christopher hitchens

^^ exhibit a for "Why Men Aren't Funny"

^^ uh exhibit b for why men arent funny, wow are we having fun now

even tho lobster is messier, buttsex

what the hell are you doing to that lobster

In ascending order:

anal sex
champagne
lobster
picnics

Or with that lobster (xp)

picnics is the only one of these i'd consider seriously overrated

Yes, picnics are totally shite

I haven't consciously attended a picnic. A checkered tablecloth? In the woods? Chicken salad? So declassé.

yeah man sitting outside and eating food how terrible to combine two such horrible things, why bother when you could just be inside being unkind

it's not the accoutrements i'm thinking of, it's the bugs

And the weather

eating outside can be classic but picnics and hampers and rose coloured mittens is just an open invitation to every wasp in the a 10-miles radius

Wind usually starts whipping up before the first sandwich has even been unwrapped

I am pro-picnic if someone else is bringing the food and cleaning up, or if it's at Tanglewood where about 85% of the "food" ends up being bottles of wine and you're listening to a great orchestra play awesome live music.

the saddest part of this guy dying is all the frustrated people who will have to find some other pompous asshole to live vicariously through

They've come to the right place then!

Don't know who this Hitchens guy is, but I guess he's straight?

He liked to paw and slobber over his male friends when smashed, but now that he's cold we may get further info.

the saddest part of this guy dying is all the frustrated people who will have to find some other pompous asshole to live vicariously through

offering to adopt the mantle?

yeah i mean sure but you have to like picnics

srsly picnics is the least challopy of the 4

all of these things are prob p appropriately rated, but what biting wit that guy!

The worst part is when the wind knocks your beer over.

don't think he made his rep on his thesis of 4 over-rated things tbh

did he say it in some sort of disdainful upper class british accent *swoon*

lobster is the worst of these no contest, its disgusting

Lobster is tasty, champagne'll get you drunk, picnics involve food - there's really no upside to anal IMO

(Good) Champagne is great, picnics are underrated, anal sex can be great, lobster is meh, a lot of work and not all it's made out to be, so lobster

feel like "a lot of work and not all it's made out to be" can also be applied to anal

Maybe I just don't have the best back, but I always find it hard to simultaneously sit on the grass in a position amenable to bottoming AND feel comfortable enough to get romantic or chilled out or whatever mood anal it is.

nice work!

picnics are great. bring a spliff. then have anal.

feel like "a lot of work and not all it's made out to be" can also be applied to anal

― nuhnuhnuh, zaterdag 17 december 2011 0:53 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol feeling for u bro

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

feel like "a lot of work and not all it's made out to be" can also be applied to.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lyfe

lol it's all off the page

shld we unleash the dragon and make this a TMI thread or wut

feel like "a lot of work and not all it's made out to be" can also be applied to working silver mousse into your hair every single day of the calendar year 2000

also ~lyfe~

woah, life and anal are both great, don't know what observational commedian stole my login above. sorry guys :(

lyfe and anal are both great, they give us chocolate cake

risotto is worse than these tbh

risotto is cool but its just flavored rice and doesnt compare to anything on the list

Hitchens obv had a restrictive definition of what constitutes a picnic. For me it is eating any meal outdoors without a waiter/waitress.

1) Outdoors is a nice place.
2) Eating is pleasant.
3) No tipping required.

Sounds like a little piece of paradise to me.

i know right, bring some lobster and champagne even

champagne is awesome also jho otm about chris hitchens. hero to most a few but he never meant shit to me.

yeah i appreciate ppl who can write coherently and drink fabulously but i can generally get that on ilx without the warmongering, etc.

i guess the outpouring of whatever seems slightly less weird to me than that for steve jobs, tho.

people's remembrances of him have been moving. it is jerky of me to say idgi at this particular moment, i know. i don't get the great stylist thing either, tbh; the stuff i've read by him seemed overwritten.

cool

never received anal. abstaining.

it was very important that i expressed myself on this point in a thread about something else entirely

it's ilx, horseshoe

people act like nobody's hated this hitchens guy before or something. he was around for a long time. long enough to be hated, that's for sure.

i over-ated at a picnic once. way too much potato salad.

Champagne is overrated if you're living in North America, but not so in France. It's far cheaper, and the cult around it is subdued... there, I'd say it's rated correctly. With oysters, it's divine. For a man such as Hitchens, who could travel to France, and bring with him home a 25 E bottle of Lermandier-Bernier, and share it with friends on a holiday? I would've urged Hitch to reconsider.

Anal sex between homosexual men is rated exactly correctly. Within the boundaries of a heterosexual relationship, it has been quite underestimated and underrated, so I've been told

Picnicking with children is overrated, but its close cousins "al fresco" and "street food on a park bench" seem to acquit it?

In contrast, a lobster meal requires the diner to forcibly tear apart the cruelly executed carcass of an exoskeletous rat, gingerly extracting a single mouthful of meat while avoiding cloaca, before sucking at its feelers in desperation.

Within the boundaries of a heterosexual relationship, it has been quite underestimated and underrated, so I've been told

good potato salad is so grebt

You told me!

But is good potato salad all that good with champagne, lobster, on a picnic... or up the bum?

Anal sex the clear loser there

I never had good potato salad up the bum tbh (I know right) but I think you are right

I thought we were talking about a sequential relationship between variables

1) Outdoors is a nice place.
2) Eating is pleasant.
3) No tipping required.

Sounds like a little piece of paradise to me.

are we still talking about anal sex

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Twelve people who think picnics are overrated... sandbox results, jeez

any picnic run by my family of origin is a guaranteed heart sinker.

touché, but that goes for a lot of things done by family of origin tbh

not anal sex tho.

anal sex with family isn't a heart sinker for you?

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Q: are we voting for our favorite or most overrated, clarify asap

A: Fave rave.

I interpret this as meaning 12 people think picnics are the best of the options presented. Which is how I voted.

Anal sex is underrated if anything!

Todd