1. the wild monkey dance
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 16 December 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
2. the beast with two backs.
― Aimless, Friday, 16 December 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
3. smashing
― fartz, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
4. the lucky burglar
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
5. washing and eating it
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 16 December 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
in a way the eating is kind of the washing
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
6. bumpin' uglies
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)
I believe #2 only refers to adultery btw
i don't think that's true?
― cad, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:18 (fourteen years ago)
rooting
― NKOTBRB (fart), Friday, 16 December 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)
being up to one's nuts in guts
7. playing hide the salami
― Aimless, Friday, 16 December 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
8. Intercourse
― silby, Friday, 16 December 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)
9. porking
― wow gould (step hen faps), Friday, 16 December 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
10: humping
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Friday, 16 December 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)
11: HELLO THIS IS DOG
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 07:27 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, and anyone who refers to Wednesday as "Hump Day," and thinks of that as naughty and clever needs to be turned into a burrito and fed to a dog.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Friday, 16 December 2011 07:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, we saw that this week, who does that?
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 07:46 (fourteen years ago)
Bad radio DJs, in my experience.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Friday, 16 December 2011 07:54 (fourteen years ago)
I did hear one IT salesman, after coming to our office and pitching for some such rub system, on the phone to his pal refusing a 'meet-up' for a drink as it was his "Conjugals Night"
So, there's number 12.
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)
in fact, to be more specific:
12: "My Conjugals Night"
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 09:01 (fourteen years ago)
13. the bits of will self's "dorian" that this woman has been live-tweeting: https://twitter.com/#!/santaevita/status/147456744992411648
― c sharp major, Friday, 16 December 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)
14. "romping" as beloved of UK tabloids
― degas-dirty monet (lex pretend), Friday, 16 December 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
Pretty much all of them really
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)
15. Spurting all over the county of Limerick
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― lebateauivre, Friday, 16 December 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
(I love "romping" as a euphemism for sex, it makes it sound so fun. Like maybe it involves wellies and jodhpurs and some brisk outdoor activity. But maybe that's just me.)
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)
Don't mind romping, it's a bit "Tom Jones".
16. Shtupping
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:06 (fourteen years ago)
The hairy welsh dude or the Georgian novel?
― Thomosexual II (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)
I like "porking". It's one of my most-used euphemisms for sex!
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)
yeah to me 'romping' doesn't make it sound grotesque, more that it's practised by douchebags
― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Tossing salad" is one euphemism that actually manages to make the act seem less grotesque, conversely
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)
dunno, suddenly lettuce leaves are involved...
― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)
Oh god, I hate the "salad" one. It's not that it makes it more grotesque, just that it's completely absurd as a metaphor.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
blappin
― one pug (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
rhythmic slapping
― dylannnnnnnnn, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
No.6 is the winner here.
― sir thermo of thinwall, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)
bustin' a nut
― William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
jazzy sandbox
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
OK, I was wrong about "beast," forgot the context in Othello. Carry on.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 December 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
arrgh beaten to the punch
― aesthetic partisan (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)
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the sound of one hand blapping
― nuhnuhnuh, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
"frothy walrus"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 17 December 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)