Derek Jeter has some lovely parting gifts for you, honeybunch

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/12/jeter-gives-gift-baskets-to-one-night-stands.html

Friend of mine passed on some entertaining stories about Jeter's chat-up technique. He apparently has one and only one line of approach. But he's Derek Fucking Jeter, so.

could you share

http://donewaiting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/keithhernandez.jpg

Seinfeld didn't quote Keith's reported standby line to a cluster of women: "Which of you lucky ladies is going to screw me tonight?"

Do you think Jeetz gives a fistpump after the moment of truth?

haha this is awesome

That James L Brooks movie that flopped last winter had Owen Wilson as a star pitcher who had a closet full of team shirts to give his conquests. I wonder who inspired who?

i wonder if michael jeter from evening shade gets groupie love

I feel like Jeets is probably a 4-incher but he does have "intangibles"

I thought his parting gift was the herp?

oh nevermind michael jeter is dead, sorry bro

still has trouble going to his left

hahahahahahahaha

the msg board i found once for ladies who hook up with ballplayers had a jeter thread that basically said all the same stuff as this--very businesslike, in the back door of the trump tower, essentially anonymous.

the Captain has denied that any woman has gotten the gift basket twice, but confirmed that he slips the one-time-onlys A-Rod's number.

wow, that messageboard sounds pretty interesting

i have a book that has a chapter that actually chronicles how the whole process works. basically a very very attractive girl was going to try to hook up w/ an athlete "for science". apparently a lot of these guys have fragile egos so they get handlers who they tell which girls they like, so they don't get rejected outright

could you share

Let me contact my friend for the details...

xp best part was the (short) list of dudes confirmed as faithful. only one i can remember is rich harden, which the ladies were pretty upset about.

Here we go:

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/topic/38520-the-jeter-sex-story/

The key line being:

"What are your hopes? What are your dreams?"

Indeed.

they get handlers who they tell which girls they like

blatant swipe from the rockstar playbook.

"in the backdoor of the trump tower"

Ned, thank you for the new board description.

ha!

That condo freight elevator operator is getting a nice Christmas tip.

Ned, thank you for the new board description.

You're most welcome.

I think its awesome that Jeets is just shirtless in his room waiting for you when you call

guy's got an edge.

no centaurs, no credibility

"what are your hopes? what are your dreams" now my favorite phrase

"what are your hopes? what are your dreams"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LErjYfxpgsQ#t=0m6s

The Post says they found out about it when Jeter accidentally had a two-night stand, and he sent her home with the same gift twice.

lol

my manservant has orders to announce "Dr Morbius is waiting for you in the bedroom" henceforth.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9533/imagegv2.jpg