how do you feel about a cockroach that can jump 50 times its body length

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I feel better knowing they're In Africa.

sir thermo of thinwall, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

Not for long!

Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

Not very good, not very good at all.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

you may think "oh there's no way that cockroach can get to me" and then

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's latched onto your face eating your nose

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't think I'd ever use the word 'majestic' to describe a cockroach

iatee, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

In order to jump 50 times its body length, it has to jump 25 times its body length. In order to jump 25 times its body length, it has to jump 12.5 times its body length. Etc ad infinitum therefore it can never jump 50 times its own body length, so I feel ok about it.

ledge, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

that's where you're wrong, ledge. it teleports.

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Star Trekroach

ledge, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Zeno's cockroach achieves impossibility with consummate ease.

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

miss zeno, RIP

nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link


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