So earlier, Dobbler was underfoot as usual, and I stepped on her tail. Happens every now and then with a cat who's always underfoot. So she made that "you hurt me!" sound, and Acker comes CHARGING out of whatever room she was in and ATTACKING me. Like, very much on the offense. She was protecting the young'uns! I'd never seen her do this.
Usually what I do after I step on my kitty is to go make amends, pick her up and talk sweet to her and rub her belly. Acker was having none of it. She wouldn't let me get near my cat. She would stand between us and hiss and swipe. VERY defensive. It was an hour at least, long after Dobbler had forgotten, that Acker would let me near her.
I don't know... it was kinda neat. This is a side of this normally randomly evil cat that I'd never seen before.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Yes! I think this is exactly right. Even VERY pleased would be acceptable. Mushy would be bad right now. Planning the wedding would be worse yet. But worst of all would be freaking out about it.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jeff... (Jeff...), Thursday, 14 December 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link
I've been at the receiving end of one of those Acker attacks. I don't think she's protective. I think she's just completely fucking insane.
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 14 December 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Bed now.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm still here, you know.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link
I can never use this line. :(
I don't understand. ¿Why not?
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― ¿CrunkleJ? (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link
No, that's just it! There's nothing slick about it! It's brass balls to say something like that, or just not caring at all. That's what's hot about it.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh God I don't know what I'm doing. Don't listen to me.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― &int (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Noblet: Oh, absolutely. Historically, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, it decimated our fleet at Pearl Harbor, and of course, Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off.
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link
And this too:
Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do.
― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link
'Night.
― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link
Stephen Colbert said that on TV last night! Or the night before. Something.
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link
I've got one tomorrow and then the paper. So close... so close...
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link
or i'll be at home, one or the other.
― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link