― wogan lenin (doglatin), Monday, 27 November 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, 27 November 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link
ha ha, NO
― 2 sandboxy 4 u, Monday, 27 November 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Fuck those shit marketing strategies - I claim full responsibility for single handedly destroying Sega's console ventures, buy simply purchasing every one of their consoles.
I now wearily turn my war torn bloody eyes towards Nintendo.
― Ste, Monday, 27 November 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link
i got a PSP last week, fairly impressed with it. Although the power button is in a stupid place - i accidentally switched it off at one point.
― Ste, Monday, 27 November 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
Biggest problem with the 360 thus far is that Madden blows. Slow, awkward, the franchise mode is a step back, gameplay doesn't work right (this year I quit playing because every game was prolonged by pointless and unavoidable cut-scenes of the linemen getting ready, etc.) - nice graphics, though.
If the PS3 can provide me Madden with great graphics and the gameplay I'm used to, I'll buy one next summer.
― milo (milo), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link
ps3 is offering nothing that 360 doesn't have besides slightly better graphics and one or two exclusive titles (metal gear and?)
― this is cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― schwantz, Monday, 27 November 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link
More "social" games have a stronger pull, I'll admit - if the Wii gets a Guitar Heroes type game, it might really get tough to resist if I weren't broke all the time..
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Seeing as I think we're only interested in Twilight Princess at this point tho, Nick's gonna get the GC versh. So no Wii for now. Maybe in a while.
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link
not unless you think china, japan, the EU, australia, canada AND the states are all headed for some kind of simultaneous depression! Too much spare time and spare change going around makes a populace idle and demanding of entertainment.
anyway, the wii seems to have the most to offer for the average joe.the 360 isn't bad for people who want HD and PC-like no-holds-barred network competition/coop.the PS3 is for people who have more money than sense.
― THE TOMBOT MAN, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link
Virtua Fighter 5, Final Fantasy XIII, Devil May Cry 4...looks as though potential system selling stuff like Resident Evil 5 and Grand Theft Auto 4 will be getting a 360 release.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 10:00 (seventeen years ago) link
The people the video game industry has been making money out of since 1978, basically.
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link
too expensive? the wii ain't that expensive.
― nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link
oh yeah, and the DOA movie is coming out next month.
xp
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
As I understand it most (all?) games can be played by sitting on your arse and using flicks of the wrist.
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20061113.jpg
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo (milo), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyway:What will Nintendo think of next?
They might think of another scheme wherein developers are given the chance to finally stretch their talent at minimal upfront $$$ while offering the highest revenue potential for any platform per unit sold, on a console which they themselves make a profit on from launch day forward, yada yada fucking yada.
Anyway if anybody else has $500-700 to throw away for the chance to play such classics as FPS: Apocalypse In The Future, FPS: Apocalypse In The Future, or FPS: Apocalypse In The Future, let me know how fun that shit is, maybe I'll eat ramen for a month and join you.
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link
If I were to buy any of these (which I'm not) I'd go for the one that is likely to get the best range, the biggest games and the most staying power and I bet that'll be the PS3.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Played Wii last night, am in LOVE. The Zelda sword-swings aren't anything more than a wiggle of the remote, but that is still way more satisfying/hilarious than button-mash + button-mash. Also, when they come out with a Wii Fly Fishing game, I will be the first in line to buy.
― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― not much money, even less sense, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
nintendo's a seven year-old, xbox and playstation are 15 - take yr pick.
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
meh:http://ichart.finance.yahoo.com/z?s=SNE&t=6m&q=l&l=on&z=m&c=NTDOY.PK&a=v&p=s
not at $700 a pop, and the company still losing money at that price, and developers shying away. a year or two from now somebody will write an article and the title will be "blu-ray killed the playstation star." And I'll get that fucking song stuck in my head, just like I did to myself just now.
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Nintendo: why didn't you bring out a proper console? Why have you gone down the Russell T. Davies route of destroying something good by remaking it for women and gays?
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― #, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link
So the people who actually play games buy an Xbox and spend several hundred pounds on games and accessories. The Women and Gays who don't play games buy the Wii, play Wii sports for 5 minutes, then go off and talk about shoes or something.
Excellent plan.
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link
the one at EB has it where you leave your ID at the desk, and you get the controller to play with
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andronicus - on the hatorade since 1183 (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link
http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/700/700544/planetfargo-get-your-odama-on-20060406061336673.jpg
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.cliffracer.com/store/images/snes-controlpad1.jpg^ still the best controller ever, in terms of comfort and practicality.
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
It's worse and also not wireless.
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link
-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), November 29th, 2006.
otm!
though i'd say the 6-button "arcade pad" for the genesis/megadrive was pretty close.
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link
holy shit isn't that the truth
― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link
-- jw (jo...), November 29th, 2006.
hahahahahahahaha i WAS that person
― latebloomer (clonefeed), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link
the Big Wiibowski
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2006 07:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (doglatin), Thursday, 30 November 2006 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh great so the only alternative to the controller for WOMEN, GAYS and probably SPASTICS is some kind of bastardisation of the worst bits of the SNES controller and the Dual Shock. Well done guys.
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh dear.
― Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Predictable reference to Spastics? It's not my fault that Nintendo and chums feel compelled to include them in most of the promotional material:
http://britishgaming.co.uk/wp-content/callofduty3_wii_2.jpg
Yeah, i want to play games looking like that man. I'm sure he has LOTS of friends :|
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
nah, In my head there's a forum of pathetic infantile 30-somethings. Rather than applauding they simply post 'grebt' at everything i say and do, before making a rubbish joke about kittens.
― Andronicus (The One and Only Andronicus Co), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sir Gregory of St.Kitts (g-kit), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link
Using dismissive posts in place of actual retorts -10 pointsBeing a bit podgy and looking like a pedophile -10 points
What utter rubbish i thought geeky 80s fan children had more class :(
― Mr. Comnenus (Mr Comnenus), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (doglatin), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link
www.wiihaveaproblem.com
― D.J. Anderson (D.J. Anderson), Saturday, 2 December 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Saturday, 2 December 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link
Peyton Strickland, 18, was killed Friday at a house he shared with three roommates, Sheriff Sid Causey said.
Roommate Mike Rhoton said Strickland was unarmed when he got up from playing a Tiger Woods golf game but may have been holding a controller when he went to the door as officers bashed it in. Strickland's dog also was shot to death.
The sheriff said Strickland was shot by members of a specially trained team who went to help university officers serve arrest warrants. Causey said officers considered the arrest a high-risk situation.
"Anytime that someone beats a person severely and commits an armed robbery, I certainly would consider him a risk and a danger," Causey said.
The sheriff said the robbery victim waited in line for three days to buy the units for $641 each at a Wal-Mart. He was unloading them at his campus apartment when one man beat him to the ground while another took the consoles, Causey said.
The Associated Press
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/ss/ss_smbmovie-dvd_02.jpg
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link