speaking of speeding cop cars there was a spectacular crash outside my window a couple months ago. heard a siren blaring and then the sickening crunch of metal-on-metal. police cruiser slammed into a cab at intersection and got completely turned around. officers had to be pried from the totaled car, looked like the entire precinct was on my block. non-fatal, luckily.
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
they should build a device into nyc cars so that when they go above 30 mph they are automatically ejected from their cars and the cars maybe get teleported to the moon so they can't hurt anyone anymore
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
that is what I am going to campaign on as mayor of NYC
ime the nyc police to not enforce traffic laws unless they happen to be in some specifically set up trap or w/e, like one time i was driving down 2nd street talking on my cell phone not paying attention and took a right going south onto 1st ave which is the wrong way down a one way and almost crashed into a stopped at a red light cop car, i just turned around and the cop did nothing
btw i am fully aware this is unconscionable behavior and i apologize
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes I want to get a job as a nyc traffic cop and just pull people over every 5 seconds I would be so happy
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
they have quotas tho, whole thing's a farce
think about all the paperwork though *boom* just took you through the thought process of a nyc transit cop
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
(beats up protester)
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
traffic cop is the definition of thankless job. regular cops call em "meter maids"
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
just like the narcotics division under giuliani ;-)
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
The lowest quality cop I ever met was the one who drove me to my car at the lot where my car got towed to, that's where they put the worst cops
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
wish this had been posted with a coda of fuckin cops rather than an acknowledgement of guilt, fuckin cops
― ABSTRACT: is my heart. A stranger (schlump), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
ps fuckin cops
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
ban cars
who wants a drink?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
me
on a plane iirc
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
I am free tonite and tomorrow (/no life)
also psst mr dayo will be in town iirc but I dunno what his schedule is
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
i could be into tipping one or two back this evening
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
what Bklyn nabe are you staying in? I am undecided where I'm ringing in NYE... South Slope, Slope/Flatbush Ave, Wburg.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
^he asks rivwolf, but any other visitors can answer
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
I honestly have no idea!
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
country mouse
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol u dont know where ur staying
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
dude doesnt have time for GoogleMaps during rock climbing
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Surprised he can get one hand free to type these posts tbh.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 30 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
you could say that about most of ilx
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
tip yr waitresses everybody
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
Boerum hill apparently
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
okay are you and ice cr?m still up? morbs is gonna call me eventually. I dunno what the critical mass is.
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
think I've had NYE plans made for me, but I'll know more once I actually arrive (in a cab)
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
this was w/r/t tonight
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
Ah. Welp we are getting dinner and then ???
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
guess this prob isn't gonna happen
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
anybody know of a place where I could pick up a madeleine pan for cheap
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
guess like a bakeware store, prolly not any of the restaurant supply stores around the bowery
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
I am in CHINATOWN!
― river wolf, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
I AM CHINA
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
no I am
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
hey now
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
I had dumplings fyi
― river wolf, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
i think you mean DUMPLINGS!
― rrrobyn, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
the friend i stayed with earlier in the month lives in little italy/chinatown - i had to restrain myself from eating DUMPLINGS! every day - of course, there are a lot of other foods too eat in nyc, so...
― rrrobyn, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
boarding a redeye to nyc in a few hours
― t. silaviver, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
Think a caught a bug on the plane, as I've pretty much been sick as hell for the week (but did store up enough energy to make it to the Bush Tetras show on Wed).
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 31 December 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
Sur La Table?
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Saturday, 31 December 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
sorry iatee, by the time I got out of ICP it was 7:30 and I didn't see a payphone.
L4urel expressed interest in FAPping on the 1st?
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 31 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
ya no worries I just woulda said 'nobody likes us'. that's uh, Sunday? sure.
― iatee, Saturday, 31 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
it's good luck to be hungover on NYE right
― river wolf, Saturday, 31 December 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
its no problem, i mean assuming you have all yr cocaine ready to go
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 31 December 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
oh ok
guys NYC is so pleasant
― river wolf, Saturday, 31 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
do u mean Boerum Hill?
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 1 January 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link