was just noticing yesterday how cavalier new yorks pedestrians are, take some care w/yr lives fools!
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
it's just insane how casually people will stand *inches* away from cars going 60+. I think about this like 3 times a day on queens blvd.
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
yeah exactly i was on the manhattan side of the williamsburg bridge pedestrian entrance and people are just standing right at the edge of the road waiting for the light to change while cars are zooming so fast onto the bridge
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah that's easily one of the worst areas for deaths. total clusterfuck.
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
i saw a guy on a bike purposely cross two lanes of traffic to wait in the three foot wide only separated by trafic cones divider
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
i always noticed this but being away from ny for a while now im like WTF
everytime i go out running im like omg so many cars coming for every direction wut do i do
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
I'm all for being an asshole pedestrian grr new york right, but anything that requires believing that nyc drivers are always gonna see you and care is a belief that borders on religious
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
I just pretend I'm robert duvall in apocalypse now
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
I also keep my parents advice in mind which is "if they hit you they have to pay the hospital bills"
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
only if they stop afterwards
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
driving in NY = white-knuckle city. and wtf @ ppl who jaywalk w/strollers
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
sad thing is all the police dept has to do is actually just enforce the laws already on the books. city speed limit is 30 mph and they have to have a publicity campaign to try to guilt people into not speeding.
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
speaking of speeding cop cars there was a spectacular crash outside my window a couple months ago. heard a siren blaring and then the sickening crunch of metal-on-metal. police cruiser slammed into a cab at intersection and got completely turned around. officers had to be pried from the totaled car, looked like the entire precinct was on my block. non-fatal, luckily.
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
they should build a device into nyc cars so that when they go above 30 mph they are automatically ejected from their cars and the cars maybe get teleported to the moon so they can't hurt anyone anymore
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
that is what I am going to campaign on as mayor of NYC
ime the nyc police to not enforce traffic laws unless they happen to be in some specifically set up trap or w/e, like one time i was driving down 2nd street talking on my cell phone not paying attention and took a right going south onto 1st ave which is the wrong way down a one way and almost crashed into a stopped at a red light cop car, i just turned around and the cop did nothing
btw i am fully aware this is unconscionable behavior and i apologize
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes I want to get a job as a nyc traffic cop and just pull people over every 5 seconds I would be so happy
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
they have quotas tho, whole thing's a farce
think about all the paperwork though *boom* just took you through the thought process of a nyc transit cop
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
(beats up protester)
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
traffic cop is the definition of thankless job. regular cops call em "meter maids"
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
just like the narcotics division under giuliani ;-)
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
The lowest quality cop I ever met was the one who drove me to my car at the lot where my car got towed to, that's where they put the worst cops
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
wish this had been posted with a coda of fuckin cops rather than an acknowledgement of guilt, fuckin cops
― ABSTRACT: is my heart. A stranger (schlump), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
ps fuckin cops
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
ban cars
who wants a drink?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
me
on a plane iirc
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
I am free tonite and tomorrow (/no life)
also psst mr dayo will be in town iirc but I dunno what his schedule is
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
i could be into tipping one or two back this evening
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
what Bklyn nabe are you staying in? I am undecided where I'm ringing in NYE... South Slope, Slope/Flatbush Ave, Wburg.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
^he asks rivwolf, but any other visitors can answer
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
I honestly have no idea!
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
country mouse
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol u dont know where ur staying
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
dude doesnt have time for GoogleMaps during rock climbing
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Surprised he can get one hand free to type these posts tbh.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 30 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
you could say that about most of ilx
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
tip yr waitresses everybody
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
Boerum hill apparently
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
okay are you and ice cr?m still up? morbs is gonna call me eventually. I dunno what the critical mass is.
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
think I've had NYE plans made for me, but I'll know more once I actually arrive (in a cab)
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
this was w/r/t tonight
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
Ah. Welp we are getting dinner and then ???
― river wolf, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
guess this prob isn't gonna happen
― iatee, Friday, 30 December 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
anybody know of a place where I could pick up a madeleine pan for cheap
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
guess like a bakeware store, prolly not any of the restaurant supply stores around the bowery
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
I am in CHINATOWN!
― river wolf, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
I AM CHINA
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
no I am
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Saturday, 31 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link