the point in your life at which you stopped wearing white tube socks

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or maybe you still do

talk about when you stopped wearing white tube socks (the kind with grey at the heel and toe and that would get hopelessly stretched out by the third wearing, or maybe yours had yellow, or maybe they were pure white) and what it meant for you to stop doing so

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

haven't reached that point yet

William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PvrG4.jpg

these are the only kind of socks my parents ever bought for me growing up

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

at some point I realized these looked bad w/ dark shoes, and I only wear dark shoes, so I probably just didn't need to buy them anymore

iatee, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

I refuse to wear tube socks. My socks must be form-fitting, with a heel knitted in. Otherwise, yeah, still wear white sweat sox almost every day. I'm old. No one cares.

Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

i wear the little footy ones when i exercise

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

as far as my everyday sock needs i prob stopped fucking w/white sox when i was like idk 20

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

white socks are pretty bad

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

unless they're for sports - that's OK

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

they make cool athletic black socks now too

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

h8 sox tho tbh, vans all summer

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

dad in new balances, white tube socks, and khaki shorts, w/ a polo one size too large, maybe a fishing hat, glasses

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Like, I don't even care if your socks match - just don't wear white ones.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

the polo is tucked in btw

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

^^ This is assuming you're wearing pants long enough so that socks aren't visible. If they're visible they should prob match.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

never wear these with dress/dark shoes but if I'm walking around in boots or my adidas (as I am prone to do when I am not at work) uh yeah I don't see what's wrong with these. they're comfortable

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

12 maybe? Not a fan of the grey toes/heel thing. I wear white socks w/my tennis shoes but they're no longer tube socks

M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

If they're not visible (like with boots) then it's OK.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think when i was like 11 maybe

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

the thing is that in miami pretty much no one ever wears pants so i wore very little white tube socks anyway -- white low cut socks, maybe a diff story

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

low-cut white socks are on the same continuum

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

my biggest beef w/ these is how they're for shoe sizes "6-12" - and in like one month your no-shows become show all the time because they're so stretched out

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

they make cool athletic black socks now too

― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:41 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

are you a HS assistant coach or something

slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

"He will then be reborn
from 1970's porn
Wearing tube socks with style
and such an innocent smile"

M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, embarrassingly late probably. college? 19-20?

i just did a huge sock cull myself, pretty proud of that. i dunno what i do to end up with all this unpaired socks.

slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

I buy black athletic socks because I like the way they look w/ basketball shoes xp

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I wear them with jeans and sneakers, I still have a fondness for them

moodles, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I literally have 2 pairs of socks and two drawers full of random unpaired socks. As a result my socks p much never ever match but I don't care because it's not like you can ever see them.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

x-post Moodles, no.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

i still have the tech-y low ones for running and raquetball which i guess arent tube socks. lost the need for them ~17 i guess when i first had to wear nicer dress sox on the reg

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

haven't reached that point yet

― William (C), Thursday, December 8, 2011 11:31 AM (22 minutes ago)

I should correct this -- my white socks have heels, none are tube socks. But as my daily knockaround shoes are white sneakers, my socks are generally white as well.

William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

challopsox

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it was definitely a kind of embarrassing lightbulb going off when i was 22 and working in an office for the first time, and like, i can just go to target and buy a bag off not-white socks for 9.99

slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

I stopped wearing the white ones whenever I realized that the same basic thing was available in grey & black, which was prob at some point in lolcollege.

Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

The worst is when someone wears tubesocks and shiny black dress shoes.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

I may have done the tube sock/black dress shoe gaffe in middle school

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

for me I think the answer is also lol college, maybe even as late as junior or senior year

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

Dude, I wore jumpsuits and pegged my jeans in middle school. I think you get a pass for that.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I also had a panda bear bolo tie that was my favorite accessory ever at the time so I think we can prob agree that middle school does not count.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

lol goole i remember having that revelation too

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

these days i wear white ankle socks when exercising but all my other socks are black or brown.

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if one day I'll be strong enough to wear argyle socks or other kinds of patterned socks

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

I have arglye socks on right now! Well, one argyle sock.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

aw thanks erica - if I ever become a parent I will be vigilant in guarding my own children from such gaffes

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno what i do to end up with all this unpaired socks.

at some point I said fuck it & started just wearing the odd ones with other odd ones.

Do ppl really care that much about socks? They're socks! Unless I know I'm going to be at a house/apt where someone has a 'shoes off' policy, my sock selection is dictated almost entirely by comfort & utility.

I should note that I wear jeans or slacks pretty much all the time & so my socks are almost always hidden from the world.

Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

^ Knows the score.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

well socks are a small thing but then theres really not much better than a fresh pair of nice looking socks.

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

birth

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

I was vehemently anti-sock for a long time, though, even in winter. Loafers w/o socks, that's where I was in the early '90s.

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

socks show when you sit down and your pants hitch up

The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

i still wear white ankle socks pretty much all the time. otoh i wear boots pretty much all the time so they never show. feel like it's still ok but a lil dorky to do with sneakers and jeans. (n.b. i see socks w/ birckenstocks all the gd time where i live so there's an element of relativeness here.) i'd love to change it up but i want more time/money to do it properly.

xp so what we're learning is that white socks are fine if you're pretty much the best dancer in the world.

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

A proper tight-roll should have the extra material folded inward across the lower shin. The use of safety pins was key to a good roll, but to the experienced tight roller they can be achieved without them.

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

IIRC, I wore white tube socks from childhood through college, but sometime in my early 20s I switched to nonwhite socks of various styles.

jaymc, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

It should never come back.

Now we just have skinny jeans and, God forfend, jeggings

M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

pegged jeans should TOTALLY come back for men, then I could actually buy pants (the 30" leg is practically a unicorn in my waist size for the pants I like to wear)

also I could better show off my white tube sox

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

Safety pins were for total amateurs. JK I didn't know they were ever involved.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

I am proud to say I 100% bypassed wearing bell-bottoms in the 70s. My utter lack of fashion sense has saved me many similar embarassments.

I loved bell bottoms and wish they would come back in style.

William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

They sort of did! Now they're called "boot cut".

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Now we just have skinny jeans and, God forfend, jeggings

Listen friend, you may have jeggings but I most certainly do not.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, I really really want M White to get some jeggings. I feel like he could carry it off exceptionally well.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

i am (fairly obviously, if you've met me) oblivious to most vicissitudes of style, but skinny jeans are horribly misguided imo

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

there is no human being on this earth who can successfully carry of jeggings

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

Agreed but that might be because Mr. White has yet to try.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

and whoever decided that skinny jeans could work on men should be flayed

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, why not just give every dude a big red Cameo codpiece and call it a day, because that's basically the look you're ending up with

xp: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

pegging your jeans with safety pins was shockingly called "pinning your jeans" iirc

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO GET JEGGINGS. Sheesh.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

pegging your jeans with safety pins was shockingly called "pinning your jeans" iirc

ah, the imagination of youth

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

what hath nu-god wrought:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuzS7Jo5bkPIVJmCd3aMe-BpULqMCSZeMSlsGN3BM399-CmAUlb9NnoW3dRw

Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

What color socks should I wear with brown leather casual shoes and jeans?

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah how the hell did I forget raver pants

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Agreed but that might be because Mr. White has yet to try.

Et ce n'est pas demain la veille non plus

M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

xx-post Anything but white!

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

OK, idk but depending on the specific colors you could prob do any other neutral color. Maybe not back (tho would still be better than white) but brown, khaki green, tan, navy etc.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Brown socks are surprisingly difficult to find around here! It's all white, black and dark blue.

William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'm fairly certain that khaki green is not a color of sock available outside of like Bass Pro shops or whatever.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure you can get them at, like, Old Navy

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Target has lot of neutral men's socks. The ones here do at least.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

x-post Yeah, there too prob.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

also probably Marshall's?

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty much any dept store I would think.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

It's totally possible that I've had tunnel-vision to all these green athletic socks.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

We're not talking about athletic socks.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

omg why have I been on a thread about men's socks for so long. I need some air or something. And a new job, clearly.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

I can't wear dress socks with jeans.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

yes you can! you can wear any socks with any pants, it's not like you're going to go to jail or like ppl will even notice

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

No, I mean, I don't find them comfortable. Plus too cold in the winter.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

re: thread title
i think when i started waiting tables
it's black ankle socks ever since

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

No, I mean, I don't find them comfortable. Plus too cold in the winter.

Then buy the thicker ones, the ones about the thickness of athletic socks, that are brown or black that you can find at Old Navy/Target/Marshall's/etc

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

this is hilarious.

go to stores, guys. they have solved the sock difficulties you are having with color, thickness, height, and shape.

stay strong.

slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

RIS - it really doesn't matter. You can keeping rocking yr white tubes. They're just not the greatest, that's all. We all prob commit way bigger fashion crimes on a daily basis.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

RFS, rather.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

im not actually worried : )

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, why not just give every dude a big red Cameo codpiece and call it a day, because that's basically the look you're ending up with

funny, I heard big red Cameo codpieces on dudes were supposed to be a big thing in '12.

Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://thewordguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/cameo-codpiece-larry-blackmon.jpg

never change, Larry Blackmon

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

I still wear white athletic socks with sneakers most of the time. With dressier shoes I generally try to match the socks to the pants.

o. nate, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I only wear them when its cold outside and I'm wearing jeans that will totally cover them up.

I left my login in El Sandboxo, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

I was walking around downtown after my last post trying to see what people do in real life. It's kinda hard to catch a glimpse of calf on a dc street in the fall. Results inconclusive.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link


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