or maybe you still do
talk about when you stopped wearing white tube socks (the kind with grey at the heel and toe and that would get hopelessly stretched out by the third wearing, or maybe yours had yellow, or maybe they were pure white) and what it meant for you to stop doing so
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
haven't reached that point yet
― William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PvrG4.jpg
these are the only kind of socks my parents ever bought for me growing up
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
at some point I realized these looked bad w/ dark shoes, and I only wear dark shoes, so I probably just didn't need to buy them anymore
― iatee, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
I refuse to wear tube socks. My socks must be form-fitting, with a heel knitted in. Otherwise, yeah, still wear white sweat sox almost every day. I'm old. No one cares.
― Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
i wear the little footy ones when i exercise
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
as far as my everyday sock needs i prob stopped fucking w/white sox when i was like idk 20
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
white socks are pretty bad
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
unless they're for sports - that's OK
they make cool athletic black socks now too
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
h8 sox tho tbh, vans all summer
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
dad in new balances, white tube socks, and khaki shorts, w/ a polo one size too large, maybe a fishing hat, glasses
Like, I don't even care if your socks match - just don't wear white ones.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
the polo is tucked in btw
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
^^ This is assuming you're wearing pants long enough so that socks aren't visible. If they're visible they should prob match.
never wear these with dress/dark shoes but if I'm walking around in boots or my adidas (as I am prone to do when I am not at work) uh yeah I don't see what's wrong with these. they're comfortable
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
12 maybe? Not a fan of the grey toes/heel thing. I wear white socks w/my tennis shoes but they're no longer tube socks
― M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
If they're not visible (like with boots) then it's OK.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i think when i was like 11 maybe
― v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
the thing is that in miami pretty much no one ever wears pants so i wore very little white tube socks anyway -- white low cut socks, maybe a diff story
low-cut white socks are on the same continuum
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
my biggest beef w/ these is how they're for shoe sizes "6-12" - and in like one month your no-shows become show all the time because they're so stretched out
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:41 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
are you a HS assistant coach or something
― slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
"He will then be reborn from 1970's porn Wearing tube socks with style and such an innocent smile"
― M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno, embarrassingly late probably. college? 19-20?
i just did a huge sock cull myself, pretty proud of that. i dunno what i do to end up with all this unpaired socks.
― slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
I buy black athletic socks because I like the way they look w/ basketball shoes xp
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
I wear them with jeans and sneakers, I still have a fondness for them
― moodles, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
I literally have 2 pairs of socks and two drawers full of random unpaired socks. As a result my socks p much never ever match but I don't care because it's not like you can ever see them.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
x-post Moodles, no.
i still have the tech-y low ones for running and raquetball which i guess arent tube socks. lost the need for them ~17 i guess when i first had to wear nicer dress sox on the reg
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
― William (C), Thursday, December 8, 2011 11:31 AM (22 minutes ago)
I should correct this -- my white socks have heels, none are tube socks. But as my daily knockaround shoes are white sneakers, my socks are generally white as well.
― William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
challopsox
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it was definitely a kind of embarrassing lightbulb going off when i was 22 and working in an office for the first time, and like, i can just go to target and buy a bag off not-white socks for 9.99
― slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
I stopped wearing the white ones whenever I realized that the same basic thing was available in grey & black, which was prob at some point in lolcollege.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
The worst is when someone wears tubesocks and shiny black dress shoes.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
I may have done the tube sock/black dress shoe gaffe in middle school
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
for me I think the answer is also lol college, maybe even as late as junior or senior year
Dude, I wore jumpsuits and pegged my jeans in middle school. I think you get a pass for that.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
I also had a panda bear bolo tie that was my favorite accessory ever at the time so I think we can prob agree that middle school does not count.
lol goole i remember having that revelation too
― cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
these days i wear white ankle socks when exercising but all my other socks are black or brown.
― cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if one day I'll be strong enough to wear argyle socks or other kinds of patterned socks
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I have arglye socks on right now! Well, one argyle sock.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
aw thanks erica - if I ever become a parent I will be vigilant in guarding my own children from such gaffes
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno what i do to end up with all this unpaired socks.
at some point I said fuck it & started just wearing the odd ones with other odd ones.
Do ppl really care that much about socks? They're socks! Unless I know I'm going to be at a house/apt where someone has a 'shoes off' policy, my sock selection is dictated almost entirely by comfort & utility.
I should note that I wear jeans or slacks pretty much all the time & so my socks are almost always hidden from the world.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
^ Knows the score.
well socks are a small thing but then theres really not much better than a fresh pair of nice looking socks.
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
birth
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
I was vehemently anti-sock for a long time, though, even in winter. Loafers w/o socks, that's where I was in the early '90s.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
socks show when you sit down and your pants hitch up
― The Love Song of L. Alfred Sotosyn (dayo), Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
i still wear white ankle socks pretty much all the time. otoh i wear boots pretty much all the time so they never show. feel like it's still ok but a lil dorky to do with sneakers and jeans. (n.b. i see socks w/ birckenstocks all the gd time where i live so there's an element of relativeness here.) i'd love to change it up but i want more time/money to do it properly.
xp so what we're learning is that white socks are fine if you're pretty much the best dancer in the world.
― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
A proper tight-roll should have the extra material folded inward across the lower shin. The use of safety pins was key to a good roll, but to the experienced tight roller they can be achieved without them.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
IIRC, I wore white tube socks from childhood through college, but sometime in my early 20s I switched to nonwhite socks of various styles.
― jaymc, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
It should never come back.
Now we just have skinny jeans and, God forfend, jeggings
― M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
pegged jeans should TOTALLY come back for men, then I could actually buy pants (the 30" leg is practically a unicorn in my waist size for the pants I like to wear)
also I could better show off my white tube sox
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
Safety pins were for total amateurs. JK I didn't know they were ever involved.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
I am proud to say I 100% bypassed wearing bell-bottoms in the 70s. My utter lack of fashion sense has saved me many similar embarassments.
I loved bell bottoms and wish they would come back in style.
― William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
They sort of did! Now they're called "boot cut".
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
Listen friend, you may have jeggings but I most certainly do not.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
Actually, I really really want M White to get some jeggings. I feel like he could carry it off exceptionally well.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
i am (fairly obviously, if you've met me) oblivious to most vicissitudes of style, but skinny jeans are horribly misguided imo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
there is no human being on this earth who can successfully carry of jeggings
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
Agreed but that might be because Mr. White has yet to try.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
and whoever decided that skinny jeans could work on men should be flayed
http://www.gb93.com/site_images/2011-03-09/conan-obrien-man-jeggings-590jn120410-1291392206.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, why not just give every dude a big red Cameo codpiece and call it a day, because that's basically the look you're ending up with
xp: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
pegging your jeans with safety pins was shockingly called "pinning your jeans" iirc
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO GET JEGGINGS. Sheesh.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
ah, the imagination of youth
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
what hath nu-god wrought:http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuzS7Jo5bkPIVJmCd3aMe-BpULqMCSZeMSlsGN3BM399-CmAUlb9NnoW3dRw
― Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
What color socks should I wear with brown leather casual shoes and jeans?
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah how the hell did I forget raver pants
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
Et ce n'est pas demain la veille non plus
― M. White, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
xx-post Anything but white!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
OK, idk but depending on the specific colors you could prob do any other neutral color. Maybe not back (tho would still be better than white) but brown, khaki green, tan, navy etc.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
Brown socks are surprisingly difficult to find around here! It's all white, black and dark blue.
― William (C), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
I'm fairly certain that khaki green is not a color of sock available outside of like Bass Pro shops or whatever.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure you can get them at, like, Old Navy
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
Target has lot of neutral men's socks. The ones here do at least.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
x-post Yeah, there too prob.
also probably Marshall's?
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
Pretty much any dept store I would think.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
It's totally possible that I've had tunnel-vision to all these green athletic socks.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
We're not talking about athletic socks.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
omg why have I been on a thread about men's socks for so long. I need some air or something. And a new job, clearly.
I can't wear dress socks with jeans.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
yes you can! you can wear any socks with any pants, it's not like you're going to go to jail or like ppl will even notice
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
No, I mean, I don't find them comfortable. Plus too cold in the winter.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
re: thread titlei think when i started waiting tablesit's black ankle socks ever since
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
Then buy the thicker ones, the ones about the thickness of athletic socks, that are brown or black that you can find at Old Navy/Target/Marshall's/etc
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
this is hilarious.
go to stores, guys. they have solved the sock difficulties you are having with color, thickness, height, and shape.
stay strong.
― slandblox goole, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
RIS - it really doesn't matter. You can keeping rocking yr white tubes. They're just not the greatest, that's all. We all prob commit way bigger fashion crimes on a daily basis.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
RFS, rather.
im not actually worried : )
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
funny, I heard big red Cameo codpieces on dudes were supposed to be a big thing in '12.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://thewordguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/cameo-codpiece-larry-blackmon.jpg
never change, Larry Blackmon
― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
I still wear white athletic socks with sneakers most of the time. With dressier shoes I generally try to match the socks to the pants.
― o. nate, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
I only wear them when its cold outside and I'm wearing jeans that will totally cover them up.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
I was walking around downtown after my last post trying to see what people do in real life. It's kinda hard to catch a glimpse of calf on a dc street in the fall. Results inconclusive.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link