bebe: is he homeless again? poor bb
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)
abou diaby: not the new cryuff, srsly
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)
robbie keane- chin weighed his stupid head down
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)
thudd- the best passer in the world
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
figueroa: scored from half way, also shit.
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:15 (fourteen years ago)
Jan Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink: long name.
― James, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)
nuri sahin: 1 whole appearance? totally worth moving.
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)
arteta- always deserved better. Now we'll see
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
modric: better than chelsea, wait for barca
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)
Andy Carroll: you paid 35 million for that?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)
nando torres: lol lol lol lol lol lol
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)
For sale: football shoes, never worn
― lebateauivre, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
John Obi Mikel: looks a bit like Tracy Chapman
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
Messi: best footballer ever, bit boring
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)
Michael Owen: the total death wish
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)
c ronaldo- better than cristiano, worse than ronaldo
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)
Lampard: could stand to lose some weight
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)
gerrard- showy but ultimately of limited use
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)
Carrick: fucking side foot backwards passing shite
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)
terry- a brave, colourblack english centre half
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
Peter Crouch: very tall, surprisingly adequate close control
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)
Darron Gibson: he can hit them, apparently
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)
andrew cole- makes his own chances, small cock
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
matt le tissier- better countries built teams around worse
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:02 (fourteen years ago)
Rooney: fucking great player, yous fucking idiots
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)
Lucas: loved by chris, lots and lots
― pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)
Zlatan: can't do it against english teams
― pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
Freddy Adu - A cautionary tale for all.
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)
kevin kilbane- three feet, no head, all heart
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
martin jol- jester ovoid layabout, ousted ultimately, thankfully
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
theo walcott- learning to cross, still no footballer
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
emile heskey- started strong, fell over, stayed down
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
gary doherty - worst ever xi, in two positions
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
Henrik Larsson - fated to be underrated (in England)
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
john o'shea- left utd, still landed with brown
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
james mcfadden- 'he'll do for now', forever
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)
nani- almost as everything as cron
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
anthony gardner- the worst natural defender until djourou
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
Robert Prosinečki - former Portsmouth midfielder Robert Prosinecki
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
adel taarabt - is flat-track bully unmasked?
― ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)
nigel quashie - the relegation talisman's relegation talisman
― ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)
carlton cole - sometimes knows where the goal is
andrei arshavin - his play doesn't justify his celebration
― ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
bradley wright-philips - decent yeah? ,no, that's his brother
― pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
andy carroll - hit the bar. fell off barstool
― ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
ryan shawcross - not that sort of player
― ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
Dioufy: I don't know who this is
― regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
Ronaldinho: I know your name from ILX
David Beckham: I know you from that movie
― regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Ronaldinho : great footballer, poor taste bottle opener
― pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
ronaldo- fatter, realer, better than anyone else
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
suarez - overrated, overhated, overrelied upon, got talent
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
yakubu- ate the 'guess yakubu's age' jar
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
Tevez - the ghost at the feast
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
zinedine zidane: smoking on terrace.jpg
― mizzell, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
rivaldo- mysteriously misremembered decade xi member
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
thierry henry- moved far away from richard dunne
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
Martin Keown - Snarling ape-faced twatRuud Van Nistlerooy - Noble horse-faced goal machine
― Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
ole solskjaer: alan shearer is too fucking dearer
― ken c, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
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― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
Kyle Lafferty: fuck off you gangly evil dickhead.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
Raul Meireles: seriously, dude, buy a fucking mirror.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
David Silva: He makes me smile.
― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)