yr take on a footballer in 6 words or less

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bebe: is he homeless again? poor bb

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

abou diaby: not the new cryuff, srsly

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

robbie keane- chin weighed his stupid head down

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

thudd- the best passer in the world

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

figueroa: scored from half way, also shit.

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

Jan Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink: long name.

James, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

nuri sahin: 1 whole appearance? totally worth moving.

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

arteta- always deserved better. Now we'll see

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

modric: better than chelsea, wait for barca

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

Andy Carroll: you paid 35 million for that?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

lol

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

nando torres: lol lol lol lol lol lol

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

For sale: football shoes, never worn

lebateauivre, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

John Obi Mikel: looks a bit like Tracy Chapman

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

Messi: best footballer ever, bit boring

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Michael Owen: the total death wish

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

c ronaldo- better than cristiano, worse than ronaldo

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

Lampard: could stand to lose some weight

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

gerrard- showy but ultimately of limited use

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

Carrick: fucking side foot backwards passing shite

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

terry- a brave, colourblack english centre half

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

Peter Crouch: very tall, surprisingly adequate close control

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

Darron Gibson: he can hit them, apparently

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

andrew cole- makes his own chances, small cock

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

matt le tissier- better countries built teams around worse

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

Rooney: fucking great player, yous fucking idiots

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Lucas: loved by chris, lots and lots

pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

Zlatan: can't do it against english teams

pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

Freddy Adu - A cautionary tale for all.

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

kevin kilbane- three feet, no head, all heart

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

martin jol- jester ovoid layabout, ousted ultimately, thankfully

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

theo walcott- learning to cross, still no footballer

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

emile heskey- started strong, fell over, stayed down

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

gary doherty - worst ever xi, in two positions

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

Henrik Larsson - fated to be underrated (in England)

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

john o'shea- left utd, still landed with brown

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

james mcfadden- 'he'll do for now', forever

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

nani- almost as everything as cron

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

anthony gardner- the worst natural defender until djourou

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Robert Prosinečki - former Portsmouth midfielder Robert Prosinecki

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

otm

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

adel taarabt - is flat-track bully unmasked?

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

nigel quashie - the relegation talisman's relegation talisman

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

carlton cole - sometimes knows where the goal is

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

andrei arshavin - his play doesn't justify his celebration

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

bradley wright-philips - decent yeah? ,no, that's his brother

pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

andy carroll - hit the bar. fell off barstool

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

ryan shawcross - not that sort of player

ItHappens, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

Dioufy: I don't know who this is

regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

Ronaldinho: I know your name from ILX

regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

David Beckham: I know you from that movie

regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Ronaldinho : great footballer, poor taste bottle opener

pandemic, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

ronaldo- fatter, realer, better than anyone else

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

suarez - overrated, overhated, overrelied upon, got talent

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

yakubu- ate the 'guess yakubu's age' jar

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

Tevez - the ghost at the feast

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

zinedine zidane: smoking on terrace.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

rivaldo- mysteriously misremembered decade xi member

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

thierry henry- moved far away from richard dunne

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Martin Keown - Snarling ape-faced twat
Ruud Van Nistlerooy - Noble horse-faced goal machine

Number None, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

ole solskjaer: alan shearer is too fucking dearer

ken c, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

yakubu- ate the 'guess yakubu's age' jar

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big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Kyle Lafferty: fuck off you gangly evil dickhead.

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Raul Meireles: seriously, dude, buy a fucking mirror.

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

David Silva: He makes me smile.

big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link


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