ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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LOL @ the NY Giants.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 27 November 2006 01:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

too late

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 27 November 2006 02:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Um, Brady is go(o)d.

Super Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 03:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I mean good god he's good (god).

Super Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 03:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

and Rexman is very bad

Super Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 03:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

can we lol at this too:

http://www.profootballtalk.com/VickFinger.jpg

hstencil not logged in, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"half a peace sign"

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

this just in: sports announcers, you are not funny!!

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Coach killer!~

Super-doper Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Aikman & Buck have my vote for bestest. They just tell it. I'm never overaly aware of their commentary. Simms is no good for me. I can't get over his oddness. Theisman makes my milk curdle. Michaels uses too big words for his own britches. Maddon has gotten really dull.

All studio pre/post game types are beyond awful. That fake male joshing/bonding thing is completely irritating.

Super-doper Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 05:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

That should be Madden of course.

Super-doper Cub, Monday, 27 November 2006 05:03 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Hey dudes, what do y'all think about moving NFL to someplace else? I don't know what options there are. Would this seriously cause a problem (ie how lazy are you dudes, will you not type in the URL and prefer to just clicky the linky at the top of the page etc)?

Allyzay Eisenschefter will eat the Bears, Monday, 27 November 2006 18:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i don't care if it moves just let me know where if it does.

so did coughlin almost poop himself when kiwanuka let go of vince young yesterday? wtf happened there?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 19:13 (twelve years ago) Permalink

tom brady, ur my hero
http://graphics10.nytimes.com/images/2006/11/27/sports/27pats.1_190x261.jpg

dar1a g, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I wish Tom Brady didn't play for the New England Douches because he's kind of awesome when isolated from the horrifying miasma that is that team.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i refuse to move i love the nfl!

actually keeping it here would be ok. if ilx sandbox remains up and running i'd almost prefer to stay here rather than moving to nu-ilx.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Giants hv red & white unis now? fuck em even more than a fuckin normal NFL fascist squad.

Grandpa Noise, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

the trade deadline is now december 1, because maybe some people want to swing some last second deals and the previous deadline passed with ILX down.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

GREAT SUCCESS!

Commander JimmyMod of TEAM COURAGE (JimmyMod), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

My preference would be to keep ILNFL with the rest of ILX, but if it moves, I'm sure I'll bookmark the site. I'm not through bitching at Gear yet.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

problems with the sandbox for me include complete inability to log in since it keeps insisting that I've "reset my e-mail address" every time I change my settings, which resulted in my password being reset over and over and over again, the last "password reset" e-mail disappearing into the netherworld so fuck this place.

the problems with keeping on ilx is that i hate it but we can do that too.

also dudes I have no idea wtf Kiwanuka was doing, though I will say A) it was insane B) I directly blame the NFL's "Don't Look At The QB, Ever, Lest You Injure His Delicate Persona" rules for this kind of thing C) in no way does B supercede A in this case. I loooooove how Coughlin came out screaming about Eli--yeah, the dude made a massive error in judgement but he isn't the dude that didn't bother to get a depth chart on defense nor was he the dude that decided he just wanted to give Vince Young a little hug. Also, hello, you're a fucking coach, stop being a 13 year old girl and causing catfights in your own locker room with your bullshit crybaby nonsense.

I wish a team had the nerve to fire a bitch right in the middle of a season, because that's what Coughlin deserves.

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Also lol @ Eagles, JEFF GARCIA???

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I have no preference about where ILNFL is located.

that Giants game was insane. poor Eli.

horseshoe, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i wish rex grossman would realize that 1:40 or so on the clock isn't "close your eyes, throw the deep ball" time.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

B) I directly blame the NFL's "Don't Look At The QB, Ever, Lest You Injure His Delicate Persona" rules for this kind of thing

that's what i was thinking. i only saw a clip on george michael's sports machine last night and had the tv muted as i was listening to records and i thought maybe kiwanuka thought he had him in the grasp and didn't want to get flagged? because it looked like after the play he looked at the ref then did an "oh shit" double take and started chasing after young again. so i was thinking maybe he thought he heard a whistle or something because otherwise the only excuse he has is that he suffered a mini-stroke that temporarily stopped the flow of blood to his brain and resulted in weakness in him arms and legs.

by the way, pats turned the ball over 5 times AND STILL WON. that was great.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

neither team deserved to win. fuck tom brady.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i think the chargers will win the super bowl and ade will win the fantasy league, both because of LDT

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"weakness in him arms and legs"

yes, jay silverheels did teach me english. thanks for asking.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I gotta say I got the distinct impression from that game that neither team was going out of its way to bother winning the game. It was kind of bizarre. I've seen a few games like that this season; the thing is they usually involved the Washington Redskins.

With Kiwanuka, I was wondering if he heard a whistle too (THANKS douchebags who bring whistles to stadiums--any reason why this isn't an ejectable offense yet in these stadiums?), OR if he thought Young had already pitched the ball and realized his error too late. EITHER WAY, wtf, thanks Kiwanuka for that one.

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

ooh, crappy moment of the afternoon was when seau rolled over and the fox cameras pulled in for a tight shot and you could see that he had a second elbow, this one in the middle of his forearm. that was nasty, half his forearm was perpendicular to his upper arm while the other half was parallel. thanks for coming back junior, enjoy your retirement!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Re Coughlin: you hadda know this was coming the minute he left the Jags. Players turning into refuseniks because OH NOES COUGHLIN IS A MEANIE is as inevitable as Terrelowensgate #5 or whatever. (I agree he deserves it.)

Do we even know if Stet's going to keep the sandbox around after ILX3 is up and running smoothly?

i only saw a clip on george michael's sports machine last night

How is that old corroded turd still alive?

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

actually i might check out of ilx altogether after the season is over.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Exact same thing happened last week, Steelers vs Browns. Dude had Ben wrapped up then let go and then Ben ran around and threw the ball out of bounds. The announcer said if the defensive player didn't let go of Ben it would have been an automatic penalty and fine. (?!?!?!!?)

LK, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

How is that old corroded turd still alive?

i don't know but seeing as i'm without cable i'm glad he is.
he also now co-hosts it with a rotating selection of sportsladies who run the gammut from trollopy to downright minxy.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he's retiring!

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's gonna happen to the machine?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Someone needs to figure out a way how a defensive player can get killed by pulling up on a hit and then they will change the rules. I'll have to think about this for a while, but I will get back with everyone.

I don't think Coughlin is mean, he just is a dick who seems to have no idea wtf he is doing anymore. He doesn't seem to be exactly commanding respect from this group at all.

xpost haha re sportsladies

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed watching the saints and jets win.

hstencil not logged in, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

if it can't be the bears i hope the saints smoke everyone and win it all. if not them, the chargers. if not them, i guess the colts.

deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Also, the Browns suck very badly but their uniforms were superb.

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LK, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I will trade Brady for a good running back. I am also pretty confident at this point that I'll finish 2nd in the league on points but still outside the playoffs, wtf :(

I don't really mind where ilnfl is.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 27 November 2006 21:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Dude, Addai's not enough for you? You rocked the house bigtime, crazyfast! Very very VERY rewarding!

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:10 (twelve years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahahaha I love that dude.

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 22:19 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I wish he would replace Theismann on MNF.

Allyzay Prime of TEAM COURAGE, Monday, 27 November 2006 22:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I could do that while westrained, with a westraining dewice!

Kornheiser, get a holt of yourself!

THE TOMBOT MAN, Monday, 27 November 2006 22:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"the problems with keeping on ilx is that i hate it but we can do that too."

otm

lol I loved when addai was being interviewed after the game and was asked if he knew that he was the first Colt since Eric Dickerson to score 4 TDs in one game and he just said "uh no" in the most disinterested voice possible.

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 27 November 2006 23:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

the only thing i hate about the sandbox is that it's permamently on GMT. wtf.

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 27 November 2006 23:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

also I knew the Pats game was over as soon as Brady JUKED BRIAN URLACHER, WTF! I am going to attempt that on Madden asap.

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 27 November 2006 23:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

considering that it's halftime, absolutely

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's never halftime on the tivo

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 03:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

whoevers running the music 2night is enjoying theyself

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

hah eli u got ur ass SACKED BIG COWBOYS COMEBACK NOW

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

kind of want a rob ryan "WHAT TEH FUCK GUYS" gif
i'm at 2:00 before the half btw

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 03:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

~rolle~

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ cowboys

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ giants

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

is neutral zone infraction the new hot penalty

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkXT8zjc2Pg

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

boley gripped him for maybe 1 second, he basically just didnt have a hole there

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

"I think he was going to slide inside Jason Pierre-Paul."

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 2 January 2012 03:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

nbd

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

my god vic cruz

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy shit

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy shits

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

THAT GUY

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

ELI <3

that was absurd

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

cruz shoulda catched it wit his head imo

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

sick play by eli too tbf

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy shit they did it again

the whole time i'm thinking ELI DO NOT THROW THAT but nevermind

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah eli has been playing v. well for sure

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

i don't think collinsworth knows what a "fadeaway" is

k3vin k., Monday, 2 January 2012 04:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

east eli fadeaway

eli stop the spin move maybe

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol cowboys

k3vin k., Monday, 2 January 2012 04:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

kinda ballsy to pass there

way 2 go eli

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

giants clearly the better team. if they keep playing d and get enough from eli and the receivers they could be trouble in the playoffs.

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

clutch

wow why is nicks waving the ball around while he's running though

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

idk that was stupid

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh hai eli <3

that's kind of creepy actually

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

RIP dallas cowboys

daria_g, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

great throw to the corner

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

giants were chomping @ the bit 2 get out there & run that fade rte

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

eli!

horseshoe, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

vic cruz!

horseshoe, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

only a snap over romo's head would have been more a appropriate play on which to end the season

k3vin k., Monday, 2 January 2012 04:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

i feel kind of bad for romo + his sad hand

horseshoe, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

doesnt seem right that the nfc east champ lost to the skins twice but here we are

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

i always feel bad for romo because most of this is not his fault!

cad, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

Doesnt seem right that any of the teams from the nfc east have made the postseason, but that is how it works i guess.

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 2 January 2012 04:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

eagles went 5-1 in that division, only one with a winning record

k3vin k., Monday, 2 January 2012 04:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

:'(

Mordy, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's not a tear. i just... have something caught in my eye.

Mordy, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Steelers fear that RB Rashard Mendenhall tore his ACL. MRI scheduled for Monday to see if fears will be realized.

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

is that lady next to him his wife? she is too young and pretty and humanoid for him.

horseshoe, Monday, 2 January 2012 05:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

aw man, it is a shame about the jets

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 2 January 2012 09:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

"now with the abawshun deathsquads allowed to run rampant through awuh country, I wondah how many futyah champions will be killed before they see the light uh day"

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 18:36 (seven years ago) Permalink


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