You know, cute voice, ridiculously white teeth, very obnoxious, also I think she crossdresses in the final second of the ad and winks at the camera, scaring the shit out of me
Every result I get when I look online links me to some Pomplosmouse shit, which this is similar to but clearly a different girl
― Rolo Tony, Monday, 5 December 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
she's actually a really good friend of my family who has had some rough times lately
― judith, Monday, 5 December 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
lolllll
― Rolo Tony, Monday, 5 December 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― Alex in SFandbox, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
:)
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
I don't get that reference, but somehow I find myself laughing nonetheless!
Todd
― realness, just realness, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
new hyundai girl is way cute imo
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
what pisses me off about this is that apparently they know that hipsters actually can afford new cars and are actively marketing to them even though your typical hipster is probably more attracted to a '89 Fifth Avenue with starfish glued to the hood or something
― WE KILL BRONIES (Rolo Tony), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
the new ad is even less (arguably) hipstery than the pomplamoose one
― sandbox banned socks (Mr. Stevenson #2), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
― WE KILL BRONIES (Rolo Tony), Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
afaik it's creating brand recognition for when hipsters turn into yuppie shits in 10 years.
― regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
Who is rolo tony?
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
what do you mean "even less"?
― WE KILL BRONIES (Rolo Tony), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
Need photo evidence of this girl
― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
good thread
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
otm
Google just keeps telling me I'm looking for December 2010's Hyundai girl. No, I'm not.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.jessicamusic.com/2011/11/hyundai-holiday-commerical/
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
that girl is fucking annoying and i do not agree that she has a cute voice
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
totes lamestreamer, pamplemouse girl 4 eva
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
I imagine that every July some Hyundai intern is tasked with floating around MySpace and Bandcamp to find cutesy indie girls that they can approach about making cringe-worthy holiday commercials.
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
ice crm otm total lamestream
― dayo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
i dont see why they dont just ask zooey desachel directly?
― WE KILL BRONIES (Rolo Tony), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
please, she is top dollarthey want someone cheap and fresh and cheap
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
any girl w/ a Gretsch gets a free pass from me
― milo z, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
the difference is that Zooey can act and sing like a dorky hipster girl without actually looking like one
― WE KILL BRONIES (Rolo Tony), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
terrible car commercial because it just makes me want that guitar
― Brad C., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
I keep forgeting The Dude is their voiceover guy.
― Tumblr Whites Off Earth Now!! (Sandbox Grisso-McCain), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
surprise!
http://i41.tinypic.com/21klbbt.jpg
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link
I just wanted to see that picture again.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
And say that I just saw this commercial and she sucks.
She doesn't seem to suck any worse than the average human, though.
― Aimless, Friday, 16 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIrc1fgNWM
― t. silaviver, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 07:23 (twelve years ago) link
Is it just me, or…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5posU08HjXg
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link
this girl is ridiculously tiny, or they gave her a giant comedy guitar
― OH NOES, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
I still don't understand what a dongle is, and I don't want to. It sounds gross.
― Hurting, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
Once upon a time, the dongle was a security device, interposed between a computer and its connection to something external, allowing the two to communicate. Possession of such a dongle meant you were an authorized user. Those olden day dongles were universally hated by their authorized users, because you were always having to remove or insert them, their pins got bent, and as often as not the connection failed anyway.
Nowadays, 'dongle' is a faintly comical word that has devolved into a catch-all for something relatively small that plugs into a USB port.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
Just looked at the webpage for a digital piano a friend just bought and the featured demo video was one that was posted on the big-ILX thread of a not-quite pMoose duo singing "No Scrubs"
― zat you, wrinklepaws? (James Redd), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
super ltd. gatefold flash drive
― amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link