Your (really) terrible ideas (that deserve to be buried in the sandbox)

A Marmite flavoured anal lube called 'Sodomite', advertised with the tag line 'You either love it or you hate it'.

i want that spray-cheese-in-a-can stuff made available in other varieties like camembert or roquefort, for the sophisticated palette.

An all male daytime talk show equivalent to The View. And it wouldn't be all about sports

A cover version of The Beatles' 'Nowhere Man', with 'anal' substituted for 'nowhere':

He's a real anal man
living in his anal land
making all his anal plans
for nobody

Postitos - doritos that are colored with the same yellow artificial color of post-it notes

Somebody sort-of (they're potato not corn based) beat you to it.
http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/images/465989.jpg

(and they're not quite yellow enough)

tattoos using thermochromic ink, so when elmo turns from red to yellow you know your child is running a fever without having to feel her forehead.

also "palate" not "pallette" i am not sophisticated.

i want to drive around america's great highways and entertain broken-down motorists with puppet shows while they wait for the tow truck to show up.

my business plan includes the selling of sodas, coffees, and snack items.

completely anonymous version of twitter. no names, avatars etc. probably an option already.

Like ILX in 2001?

that face-recognition thing that shows you what celebrity you most resemble? use that for porn search purposes so you don't have to spend hours scouring porn sites for a porn star who passably resembles an ex-gf or that person from human resources that you fancy.

admittedly this is crepey but the technology exists and the demand is there so let's do this thing.

porn doppelgangerbang.com

Like ILX in 2001?

knew someone would say this but specifically the twitter type model

a funeral for every booger