what is that horrible smell

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm.

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Okra isn't as good as broccoli, but it's good. And you can cook it as long as you want and nobody's going to say "what is that horrible smell"

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

― thejenny, Monday, December 5, 2011 4:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

No, it wasn't! It was Katie.

I love: broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, visits to Yellowstone Nat'l Park, and most of all: RUTABAGAS. FUCK YES.

!!! I did the same thing! I thought you were witness to my shame, but it must have been Jeff.

You know what I like? Parsnips. That's a good root vegetable.

parsnips are prtty gr8

Gonna also rep for broccoli, when its stinky and mushy, yr doing it rong basically. Lightly boiled/steamed, the sauteed in garlic and chilli, Italian-style. Aw yeah

^^^ dead to me, fyi

I do not are for broccoli 95% of the time but I will say that roasted broccoli is really good. Also, I like the stems much better than I like the bushy tops.

*care for

I like the stems too. I wonder if candying broccoli stems would produce horrors or delights. (If Tep can make candied olives, I can at least ponder candied broccoli.)

What is that horrible smell

(haha)

lol, yeah, I think that one may need to stay on the drawing board

you know, i currently have no srirachia in the house b/c what was left in the last bottle i had was ruined in the toasted sandwich incident. it was sitting on the counter a safe enough distance from the skillet, but the extended, extreme radiating heat caused the bottle to buckle, making me think of BPAs and stuff, so I threw it away.

I don't know what that horrible smell was, but it kind of smelled like wet fart covered with cheap cologne and filled the hallways and elevator in my apartment complex when I went out this morning.

BLOOD AND BONE FERTILIZER UUURRGHRHR.

I mean, it smells like what it basically is - death.

Oh mate, is that horrible smell you?

^^^^ a harsh things to say to someone imo. The implication is not so much that they caused the bad smell, but more that they ARE the bad smell, as if they embody whatever smelly smell that's currently assaulting you.

"If you were a bad smell, which bad smell would you be?"

oh god the skunk/burnt/dogshit/mildew smell is back, and i'm in the middle of eating my lunch

perhaps it is your lunch?

They screw up your order at the sandwich shop again?

damn

dad jokes, guys, dad jokes ~rolls eyes~

"I ordered the skunk, dogshit, and mildew special medium rare, not burnt to a crisp!"

Sat next to someone in a meeting today who was...not fresh.

Although tbh I am wearing a quite dirty cardigan yet again instead of having it cleaned on schedule, so the first few times the smell wafted my way, I wondered if it was me...but no.

i was reminded by that dumbass rick perry video that another way of saying that someone smells rank is to say that s/he smells "strong" -- it's all in the delivery, but when you say it in a certain way you know that the person reeks and doesn't just smell strongly of shampoo or w/e

so I washed my cutting board three or four days ago and laid down, wet, on the countertop and forgot about it

when I washed it again today, a horrible smell like decomposing ham was unleashed when I released it from the countertop (it was still wet)

not really sure where it came from - I haven't cooked meat in like a month!

if I'm honest with myself I'll say it smelled like halfway poop - food that's halfway to becoming poop

wow yuk

that's super gross
congrats!

Throw that fucker out, dude, thats salmonella central you got there.

My stinky odessey: y'all recall I had a very sick cat for quite a long time (RIP yampy). She had been peeing all over the living room rug over and over and by the time we realised it was too late to save the carpet beneath. I got it cleaned and then laid down some plastic rug protectors under the rug but she kept on peeing til her end days, and now, six months later, i've peeled up the rug and plastic and OH GOD THE STENCH :(

I am so not getting any bond back :/ I've febreezed the shit out of the carpet but i doubt its gonna do much.

lol I sprayed it with comet and washed it

Impt questions: is comet bleach, and also is the borad wood or plastic? If wood *chuck it*. If plastic thats ok. Bleach and boiling water'll fix it (tho it may still pong)

plastic. it wasn't the cutting side that was gross it was the side underneath it. hmm

it was just some kind of general purpose cleaning stuff. the water that comes out of my tap does get to boiling though so I'll run it under that for a few more mins

That should see to it I think. wood borads are great but they do have more germ risks. lol says me who has been using a wooden board with splits in it and a mouldy taint to it for far too long now haha. :/

Ugh this cat piss smell is the worst, and its hot and muggy which is just adding to the horror.

I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT ANY MORE :( Yampy, effin' things up even beyond the grave.

The landlord had to replace the carpet in our den-type room because of a ceiling leak and the floor under place where the previous tenants, who moved out more than a year ago, kept their cat box still smelled like pee.

It is a very irremovable smell, I realise :( I feel bad, cos all her life my cat was fastidious about her loo habits, but when she got sick she just stopped being careful. Sigh.

aw :( sorry you have to deal with that trayce

Aw its ok now, I've come to terms with it, tho I do miss her muchly.

There was a kid who went to my middle school named Guy (pronounced the French way, etc) who, unbeknownst to me, came from a really fucked up situation and was actually an amazing person whom I befriended as a more *mature* 19-year old.

Anyway: Guy smelled like a mixture of unwashed feet and puke. Just...raw. Nasty.

We were in computer class one day, and some kid mentioned Guy, and I'm just all typing at my computer and I say, "Oh, you mean that really smelly kid?" And there's this silence. And then I look up and Guy is looking right at me. I don't think I've ever felt more like an asshole in my entire life.

Oh also, he didn't smell bad when he got older. Mostly because his schizophrenic mother who kept 50 cats in the house died when we were both 15.

Last year around this time, there was an awful smell in the kitchen of our former house. It was a nasty winter, and we had decided to smoke cigarettes in the house anyway, so for a few weeks, we just covered it up by smoking.

But then it got worse. It migrated. This awful, burning death smell. Like someone else above, it smelled like we were in meth country, somewhere out in the Alpine area of San Diego or something.

Anyway, it started taking up the whole house.

Then one day I came home and my housemate Jaime said, "WE FOUND THE SMELL!!!" while running up to me. And then she described, in intimate detail, how she and our other housemate SCRAPED A BURNT AND ROTTING RAT CARCASS OFF OF THE BACK OF OUR FRIDGE.

Glad I moved out.

i mean yeah, i've lived in collective houses/punk palaces/squats for many years, but that story actually takes the cake. the rotting rat carcass cake.

oh! and i second that 'soaking beans and forgetting about them' smell. when i lived in a co-op in college, i was preparing lunch for a mess of people and was like, "wonder what's in this metal tub that's been here for two weeks" and when i opened it....ugh, molded....chickpeas.....of....doom.....

we had a carousel of roomates the first couple of years I shared a house, and a lot of them smoked and kept grabbing cups or w/e from the kitchen and using them as ashtrays, and then leaving them outside for us to find later. the worst was a cup that was full of cigarette butts, water, and had been sat just inside the laundry room door at some point and stayed there for...well, godknows.

it smelled like fermented evil vomit and it made me want to die