what is that horrible smell

the farting drives it away

steamed broccoli could give hour long orgasms and glorious shiny stools and cure whatever but it would still taste like the worst kind of ass and I refuse to eat it. hmph

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm. Well, I would have considered it 20 years ago when my heart was strong enough to survive an hour-long orgasm.

broccoli is fucking delicious

^^^ real talk

save this talk for vegetables that deserve it, like okra

okra is the most vile vegetable

Your opinion is wrong.

xp vile indeed - it's so watery and mushy inside, and so tasteless

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm.

#463 on the list of 'Things Not To Say In A Swinger's Bar'

Okra isn't as good as broccoli, but it's good. And you can cook it as long as you want and nobody's going to say "what is that horrible smell"

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

― thejenny, Monday, December 5, 2011 4:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

No, it wasn't! It was Katie.

I love: broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, visits to Yellowstone Nat'l Park, and most of all: RUTABAGAS. FUCK YES.

!!! I did the same thing! I thought you were witness to my shame, but it must have been Jeff.

You know what I like? Parsnips. That's a good root vegetable.

parsnips are prtty gr8

Gonna also rep for broccoli, when its stinky and mushy, yr doing it rong basically. Lightly boiled/steamed, the sauteed in garlic and chilli, Italian-style. Aw yeah

^^^ dead to me, fyi

I do not are for broccoli 95% of the time but I will say that roasted broccoli is really good. Also, I like the stems much better than I like the bushy tops.

*care for

I like the stems too. I wonder if candying broccoli stems would produce horrors or delights. (If Tep can make candied olives, I can at least ponder candied broccoli.)

What is that horrible smell

(haha)

lol, yeah, I think that one may need to stay on the drawing board

you know, i currently have no srirachia in the house b/c what was left in the last bottle i had was ruined in the toasted sandwich incident. it was sitting on the counter a safe enough distance from the skillet, but the extended, extreme radiating heat caused the bottle to buckle, making me think of BPAs and stuff, so I threw it away.

I don't know what that horrible smell was, but it kind of smelled like wet fart covered with cheap cologne and filled the hallways and elevator in my apartment complex when I went out this morning.

BLOOD AND BONE FERTILIZER UUURRGHRHR.

I mean, it smells like what it basically is - death.

Oh mate, is that horrible smell you?

^^^^ a harsh things to say to someone imo. The implication is not so much that they caused the bad smell, but more that they ARE the bad smell, as if they embody whatever smelly smell that's currently assaulting you.

"If you were a bad smell, which bad smell would you be?"

oh god the skunk/burnt/dogshit/mildew smell is back, and i'm in the middle of eating my lunch

perhaps it is your lunch?

They screw up your order at the sandwich shop again?

damn

dad jokes, guys, dad jokes ~rolls eyes~

"I ordered the skunk, dogshit, and mildew special medium rare, not burnt to a crisp!"

Sat next to someone in a meeting today who was...not fresh.

Although tbh I am wearing a quite dirty cardigan yet again instead of having it cleaned on schedule, so the first few times the smell wafted my way, I wondered if it was me...but no.

i was reminded by that dumbass rick perry video that another way of saying that someone smells rank is to say that s/he smells "strong" -- it's all in the delivery, but when you say it in a certain way you know that the person reeks and doesn't just smell strongly of shampoo or w/e

so I washed my cutting board three or four days ago and laid down, wet, on the countertop and forgot about it

when I washed it again today, a horrible smell like decomposing ham was unleashed when I released it from the countertop (it was still wet)

not really sure where it came from - I haven't cooked meat in like a month!

if I'm honest with myself I'll say it smelled like halfway poop - food that's halfway to becoming poop

wow yuk

that's super gross
congrats!

Throw that fucker out, dude, thats salmonella central you got there.

My stinky odessey: y'all recall I had a very sick cat for quite a long time (RIP yampy). She had been peeing all over the living room rug over and over and by the time we realised it was too late to save the carpet beneath. I got it cleaned and then laid down some plastic rug protectors under the rug but she kept on peeing til her end days, and now, six months later, i've peeled up the rug and plastic and OH GOD THE STENCH :(

I am so not getting any bond back :/ I've febreezed the shit out of the carpet but i doubt its gonna do much.

lol I sprayed it with comet and washed it

Impt questions: is comet bleach, and also is the borad wood or plastic? If wood *chuck it*. If plastic thats ok. Bleach and boiling water'll fix it (tho it may still pong)

plastic. it wasn't the cutting side that was gross it was the side underneath it. hmm

it was just some kind of general purpose cleaning stuff. the water that comes out of my tap does get to boiling though so I'll run it under that for a few more mins

That should see to it I think. wood borads are great but they do have more germ risks. lol says me who has been using a wooden board with splits in it and a mouldy taint to it for far too long now haha. :/

Ugh this cat piss smell is the worst, and its hot and muggy which is just adding to the horror.