Hello there, what is it made of?

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I love spelling things correctly.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Pedant.

― C J, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Pet ant?

― M White, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the thread where we use 'internet' language in its full text version.

I admit I nearly made an apostrophe error in that last sentence.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the thread where we use 'internet' language in its full text version.

Oh, really?

― kenc, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, really.

― Aimee (luna), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my deity. What intercourse is this?

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously?

― gooblar, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

laughing my asterisk off

― nklshs, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

On the motherfucking money.

― William Crump (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.

― luna (luna), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Here we have an example of history's greatest continually-listed online conversation

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

crosspost, obviously.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Would it tickle your fancy to consume one or more pints of alcoholic beverages of the beer kind (or equivalent measures of spirit or wine) with me and possibly several others?

― kenneth p y chu, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

If I were to only pick one, it would be classic or dud.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Mfourronefivefivefour Mfourrchfournt

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe this thread should no longer continue, since it is clear to me that we appear to have reached the zenith of humour in the preceding post.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(fit a fastening device to this online discussion to keep it firmly closed)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Shouldn't it be "Hello there, of what is it made?"

To avoid ending the sentence with a preposition, like.

― C J, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Would you be so kind as to transmit it electronically so we can copy it to our own computers? (no longer in use)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006VXMLC.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i love everything, why do you break my heart all of the time?

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You never appreciated her!

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Referring to in a condescending manner by a Caucasian youth in a ILX altercation.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Secondary_saxual_characteristics.jpeg

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

There is a fellow claiming to be the ex-Finance Minister of Nigeria offering free money on one of the threads on the I Love Guitar, and I'm a bit suspicious that his post is not on the up-and-up.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Orlando Bloom for president.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like you to understand that my remarks are meant genially and would like to convey my general amusement at the foregoing proceedings and offer my encouragement that they continue.

― Ruud Raagett (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

In order to avoid confusion, I would like to point out that my message is not in response to the post immediately above, but to the post prior to that, or possibly an even earlier post.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Lies all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The omission of Sufjan Stevens on this list of the best records of the year strikes me as glaring enough that I wish to negate the authority of those who have compiled said list.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, I would like to pay compliment to and at the same time gently rib you about your well-known propensity and facility for acquiring and retaining factoids about your fellow ILX0rs and point out that there is an interesting tidbit of data just posted on this thread that you might not yet have processed- perhaps you would like to do so now.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Rolling On The Floor, Foolishly Laughing Ecstatically

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there something obstructing your optical or mental faculties?

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Madam, if you feel the need to inquire as to the meaning of the idiom in question, you are not of the temperament or lack the intellectual, cultural, or social pre-requisites to grasp fully its significance.

― M White, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

A helicopter, constructed entirely of laughter

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I correct?

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

do not attempt that which you are thinking of

― nuneb (nuneb), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

We desire female poultry fancy a pint.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm afraid I am not inclined to perform lavage on any item of millinery.

― Shark Infested C, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

My word, that cookie company chap is right again- how the devil does he do it?

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What is it with you people and the Judy Garland and the Ethel Merman and the showtunes?

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

There's no room at the inn, you syphilitic nincompoop!

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my goodness, what intercourse do we have here?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Multiple imaginary locations where good christian souls go after death!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Rock and Rollist

― PappaWheelie, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm afraid I'm a bit suspicious that haitch stencil may be behind it all.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Much to my amusement, you seem to have become my property because you are something of a novice in the online discourse stakes.

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

The entirety of your military establishments are in our ownership

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Conserve your promotional material!

― melton mowbray (melton), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Return, you irrelevant idiot!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 17 August 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

from nipple vita

― sym sym, Friday, 18 August 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

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― Nurse_sero, Sunday, 15 October 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

What if I don't want to be a nurse?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 15 October 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't lactate enough for nursing.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 15 October 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

He felled an elephant, which is pretty impressive. Goodness!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 16 October 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Lest you think that what I have just said is indicative of a propensity toward homosexuality, I would like to point out that I am not in fact a homosexual.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

have sexual intercourse with a singular (the numeral one) nurse

― ken c, Monday, 16 October 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was under the impression, falsely, truthfully, who knows but it's made me laugh somewhat, that you were in fact not just a, but in fact, the - homosexual.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 16 October 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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― dick, Saturday, 21 October 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi dere, how do I shut window?

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 October 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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― FL_caromnis, Sunday, 29 October 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes, the way caucasians behave makes me second guess thier judgement.

― grady (grady), Monday, 30 October 2006 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe this is all done with java and tomcat.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait, it isn't, is it.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

DUH

― duh, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

And then they Lesbian together.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

[spam-ass mofo]

― PR_flsee, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It is made of pumpkin pie.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Ozirojand, Sunday, 26 November 2006 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you mean "Good luck" - will we need it when using your products? (AND STOP USING THE S WORD (in a few xxxxx weeks)! SHEESH!)

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 November 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, it would be nice if you could tell us...

what is it made of?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Sunday, 26 November 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Salami

Good luck

― Ozirojand, Monday, 27 November 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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