Texts from Bennett

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (776 of them)

but we can squeeze the pimple xp

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

message board people who are worried that other message board people are too worried about something trifling are like the kings of concern trolls

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

or i guess reverse concern trolls? i'm confusing myself now.

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

concerned

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

or just a little thick

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

sexts from bennett

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

You may refer to me as 'Your Majesty'.

M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

i mean really, everything that gets popular from Hootie & the Blowfish to Li'l Wayne to Nickelback gets torn apart by everybody, this whole "debate" is dumb as hell

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

yep, that makes sense

max max max max, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

coop has a point here j0n A; i mean the 'lol rap' cover version thing does exist and there is an unsavory racist subtext within it bcz the lols are at the expense of certain cultural signifiers

~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

THICK WITE RAPPING CONCERN TROLLS LEARN THEIR ONE WEIRD SECRET CLICK HERE SEXY

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

SB FREE ZONE

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

ya but this whole thing started w/ the 'get low' cover which was far from a lol rap cover

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

get lol

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

naw the whole thing began when yrs truly posted a link trashing the whole practice which included the get low cover amongst others

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

nah the whole thing began when she wrote the article

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

LOL rap songs

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

also the get low cover is text book lol wites rapping

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

anyway the whole thing really started w/ two live jews no

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

tho i feel like there must be an earlier example

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah HOW on earth is the "Get Low" one different from Dynamite Hack or Karmin or the Gourds or w/e

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

amish paradise

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

thats 'Cook Wit Me Now'

~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

White People make every thing sound happier. #Real Talk.
nikkilala9121 18 hours ago

Lol this was funny , and the only reason why I think it's funny is because white people did it . - lmao
Arguments4lifejk 1 day ago

Your Friendly Guitar Salesperson finds this to be reprehensible.....
pablomigraine 4 days ago

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

What makes it even better is that it's a hundred fold improvement over the original piece of shit song.
hardcore302 1 week ago

I never knew this song could be so white-fyed *slow clap*
C2torials 1 week ago

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

tho i feel like there must be an earlier example

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO99nL_at0o

uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Beastie Boys?

M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2iFqcFcdBU

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

coop has a point here j0n A; i mean the 'lol rap' cover version thing does exist and there is an unsavory racist subtext within it bcz the lols are at the expense of certain cultural signifiers

yeah I guess I can see why some people here would get hung up on that but it's not as though "Get Low" or "Gin and Juice" aren't ridiculous anyway, I mean they're clearly meant to be funny in some way and therefore are overripe for parody, meaning that yes people are going to make fun of this and no they are almost never funnier than the original. I suppose I can see how you can call that racism but it's like three levels removed from anything meaningful whatsoever

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

nice catch whiney

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but check out the comments from the Get Low video that amon is posting

~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

(xp)

~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

I remember that SITTIN ON THE TOILET youtube i used to tease forks with because it was invented for his pazz and jop ballot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bje_8Y7KUfM&feature=fvst

I remember once I was looking for it, and I stumbled across a now-deleted video called "Sittin On Tha Toilet (White Version)" and it was like a twenty something librarian looking white girl doing it in dainty, stilted english, providing extra enunciation--sitting on the toilet. And in her upload info section said THIS IS NOT RACIST and someone obviously clued her in that it was because now it's gone. And whenever I hear twee indie rock version of a rap song, I think of this misguided white girl on the toilet.

uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

sittin on tha http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

underrated toilets I have called racist

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

flush this thread

los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ "misguided white girl on the toilet"

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

its usually guys who are misguiding on the toilet iirc har har

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

Article 19.

All parody songs are punishable not only by swift and inexorable death but private citizens are empowered to effect the sentence. Also, the guilty party's family is legally enjoined to refrain from posting on comments sections or message boards.

M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

It's the "Whole Foods Parking Lot" guy!

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 December 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

that hyundai commercial is basically "mac miller's appeal" in 38 seconds

uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 29 December 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

i been thinking about these guys alot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusg

not because its racist, but because I don't even know if mcdonalds can accomadate people who want "don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun"

uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 29 December 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

my god cant believe i havent complained to the internet abt that hyundai comercial yet

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

^^

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think i caught that ad over the holidays and immediately proceeded to drink away the memories of it

amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

When I first saw this commercial I lmao! Thought this dude was vanilla ice
03Gs430 3 days ago

amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.