Texts from Bennett

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
prolly fake but whatevs it's fun
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvden4z0Bz1qk9nrro1_500.png

kinda feel like this is confounded's shiz
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/12990470642/1/tumblr_luvvnsbpyn1qk9nrr

this is mac lethal's blog

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

WHEN WILL CBS GIVE THIS MAN A TV SHOW?

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

Not to mention uncomfortably racist at times.

Yeah but "Hustla da Rabbit" would have been one hell of a display name.

honestly

Not to mention uncomfortably racist at times.

yeah which is why i'm surprised that ILX seems okay with this

I spoke with everybody; we're all good.

FORKSCLOVETOFU STARTING AN INDISPENSABLE THREAD HERE

THERES A TUMBLR I SAW IT

oh don't be dicks, ppl

I'm sure every single thread you've started has been 100% awesome, right?

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Friday, December 2, 2011 7:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

if frogbs is calling you out for some shit that is unfunny and basically racist, it's time to look in the mirror

if you find achewood funny you will probably like this site, "texts from bennett" which features texts from a white guy saying things that black people usually say *head explodes in a pile of subtext*

actually forks this is definitely threadworthy but ILX just ain't the place for this kind of thing

oh wait, this is the sandbox

I never even looked at the site. All I saw was "Hustla da Rabbit" and that made me chuckle. People hiding behind fake DN's to bully a regular poster is just p lame imo.

ok, i was being a dick. i have tendencies in that direction. forksclovetofu seems like a really nice guy. but i find literally every "funny" thing he posts to be not funny, ever. like someone who, every time they try to sing something, is a half-tone flat? just consistently tone-deaf. you can't hate them for it, especially if they're really nice otherwise. so you just try to ignore it. but sometimes you can't help but say something! STOP SINGING, YOU'RE ALWAYS FLAT. STOP POSTING LOLS, THEY AREN'T LOL. i'm matt p btw.

t bums me out that a protest movement in america cant get motivated until a bunch of tumblr whites start to feel like "have nots" instead of the privileged "haves" they've always been all along. Sorry you spent too much on college tuition, Brandon. Poor people have been feeling this for years, welcome aboard, lil homie.

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

x-post

lol OK, fair enough and of course I know what you mean, we all have those people. I guess it just seemed lazy to be a jerk about to one another poster while using new/diff name. I didn't mean to get all amped about it.

"a jerk about to one another poster "

woah - brain finger miscommunication here

"a jerk about to one another poster

who is nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnunhunhunhunhunhunuhnh

forksclovetofu

forkclovestofu

t bums me out that a protest movement in america cant get motivated until a bunch of tumblr whites start to feel like "have nots" instead of the privileged "haves" they've always been all along. Sorry you spent too much on college tuition, Brandon. Poor people have been feeling this for years, welcome aboard, lil homie.

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― dayo, Friday, December 2, 2011 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

ok so deal w it is def whiney

nuh uh

who is nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnunhunhunhunhunhunuhnh

― flexidisc, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:00 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

read posts more closely!

who is matt p

lol

who is flexidisc?!

who is matt p

― flexidisc, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yes lol

i used to be known as dutch mayo on the other board

fry sauce?

but i find literally every "funny" thing he posts to be not funny, ever.

some people just live on different planes, man

i'm just surprised we aren't having a conniption over this - I mean, MY GOD

also it's probably as fake as every single post on "texts from last night"

Well yeah, of course it's fake. I think it's probably too dumb for anyone to actually give a shit about tbh.

some people just live on different planes, man

word, i should know that. sorry forks.

supposedly the guy posting the texts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok

(not Bennett)

didn't know dealwithit.gif could rap too

max_read: i fucking told you you goddamn moron dumbshits http://t.co/sjrnpHVx

WOAH WOAH WOAH

1000TimesYes: The second "Texts From Bennett" turned out to be fake it immediately went from kind of funny to kind of racist. #prettyflyforawhiteguy

i'm not whiney fwiw

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 3:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

totally fucking whiney fwiw

lol there was a second when this was not fake?

yeah, exactly

Sherry Sprain
My thing, is most kids don't care enough about spelling and grammar to care that they sound like complete douchenuggets. I cant tell you how many kids I want to bash their head together and wag my finger into their faces, telling them to get their crap together. My kids had better not ever do douchenugget speak... or else!

Elizabeth Galloway · Bethel High School
I know a kid that sounds just like Bennett so this is still hugely funny. 21 years old Juggalo wannabe pot head, who acts like he's all gangster. Can't spell worth a crap, didn't graduate because he was just lazy, who lives in a farm town with his 1 year old son. But he knows it all and will tell you so. I don't care of Bennett is fictional.. he mirrors a portion of the kids his age.
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o hey, i missed all this.

you know, i had sorta resolved to take advantage of the sandbox to indulge in a little e-thug badditude since i'm not a mod here and i sometimes feel like playing a messageboard character who comes back with a "OH YEAH MATT P THEN WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ME HAH?" but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcEkQhCN1U4

Article 19.

All parody songs are punishable not only by swift and inexorable death but private citizens are empowered to effect the sentence. Also, the guilty party's family is legally enjoined to refrain from posting on comments sections or message boards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAQjDVHilgk

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

It's the "Whole Foods Parking Lot" guy!

that hyundai commercial is basically "mac miller's appeal" in 38 seconds

i been thinking about these guys alot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusg

not because its racist, but because I don't even know if mcdonalds can accomadate people who want "don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun"

my god cant believe i havent complained to the internet abt that hyundai comercial yet

^^

i think i caught that ad over the holidays and immediately proceeded to drink away the memories of it

When I first saw this commercial I lmao! Thought this dude was vanilla ice
03Gs430 3 days ago

I hate this commercial. Why is a white guy acting like a black gang banger?
tazoz626 1 week ago

hah

i thought the Gourds song was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5YL98ObXA4

cool couple videos

that's not as obnoxious as the swagga wagon one

djdave cool

im just trying to be creative why do people hate me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

http://www.fogandsmog.com/people/

getting thrust into this weird zone

my god

destroy it

destroy it all

DROP THE BOMB

EXTERMINATE THE BRUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-8IPDR4Khc

http://i.imgur.com/fNIlW.png

what a wonderful composer u r djdave

lol u spent ur day continuing this conversation

im doing important work here forks

thank god someone is

ok you have succeeded in making me want to punch djdave in the nuts

like i said important work

it is conceivable i am in the same city as djdave

davidwiteman.com

she said "want to" not "just did"; work not that important

oh thank god he moved to LA

David Wittman is an award winning film and commercial composer from Berkeley, California. He grew up playing drums and DJing at a young age, and moved to Los Angeles in 1992 to attend UCLA where he received a degree in Economics and Musicology.

In 1999 he began working for renowned commercial music house “Elias Arts” in Santa Monica where his scores have earned top honors in advertising including a Cannes Lion, Clio, AICP, and First Boards award for excellence in original music. He has been featured in SHOOT, Creativity, Boards, and Entertainment Weekly magazines, as well as The Wall Street Journal, Hollywood Reporter, and Huffington Post.

In 2006 he contributed to the score for director Dito Montiel’s debut “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (Robert Downey Jr., Shia LaBoeuf) working alongside mentor Jonathan Elias. After the success of the film followed the scores for “Fighting” (Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, 2009) and “The Son of No One” (Al Pacino, Ray Liotta, 2011.) In 2010 he worked with up-and-coming independent filmmaker Victoria Mahoney on her gritty debut “Yelling to the Sky” (Zoe Kravitz, Gabourey Sibide) premiering in Berlin and SXSW. He and Jimmy Haun co-wrote the score for David Arquette’s directorial debut thriller “The Tripper” back in 2006, and Wittman most recently completed the original music for Sony Pictures “Never Back Down II” directed by Michael Jai White.

In 2011 his music video “Whole Foods Parking Lot” received over 3 million hits on YouTube, and earned him appearances on the Today Show, ABC and NBC News, NPR Radio, and Bloomberg TV. His creative collective “Fog and Smog” comprised of friends and creative associates from the SF Bay Area and LA continues to release videos and work on projects together.

lol u spent ur day continuing this conversation

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:39 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

the only thing worse than a drive-by smh is when it's coming from someone who already spent their entire morning itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

"what's with these homies dissing my girl/why do they gotta front"

No Cuomo

hot damn! you mean i can loathe that song because it's racist, and not just because it's fucking annoying?

http://www.charismatickid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-4.57.50-PM.jpg

"what did we ever do to these guys, to make them so VIOLENT"

djdave2005

lol

lol i forgot 'swagger wagon' was directed by that piece of shit observe & report guy

i like to imagine djdave having a mixtape full of drops from jeff bridges just like the commercial

"you could drop... a beat-beat-beat-beat-b-b-b-b-beat-beat" ::air horns::

swagger wagon dad is from upright citizens brigade

/Onion News Network

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg

MC ROVE