http://www.signonsandiego.com/photos/galleries/2011/nov/29/discoversd-party-pics/
http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2011/11/29/_6cover-27Nov2011043807248000_t620x349.png?355b3277bec9d339f1728cced3aced55a8e84e56
http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2011/11/29/_2-27Nov2011043805782000_t620x349.png?355b3277bec9d339f1728cced3aced55a8e84e56
San Diego, how are you feeling? Do you need to lie down?
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
that marketing rep deserves a scalping!
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
can we sb frogbs yet
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
Thought the thread would be about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGH-4jQZRcc
O_o
― ShariVari, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
first post is pretty raciWSt
― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
ShariVari OTM
it's super unfortunate because I really like the song, too ;_;
― OH NOES, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
Xpost: I was just thinking where's the "WS of shame" thread when you need it.
― edb, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069055/Laura-Wilson-Groomed-sex-12-stabbed-death-17.html
― nakhchivan, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/11/32ad23f4cc81f49dc6ec0c85232f3c41.jpg
speaking of this girl is just complete O.o
― Rolo Tony, Monday, 5 December 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2011/12/12/if-i-was-a-poor-black-kid/
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
this really is the most incredible article
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
wow
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
"WHY DON'T BLACK KIDS WANT TO WATCH TED TALKS?"
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
In Philadelphia, there are nationally recognized magnet schools like Central, Girls High and Masterman. These schools are free. But they are hard to get in to.
this is hilar because masterman takes in 100 kids a year... and philly has a population of like, 1.5 million people
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
that is aaron rogers' wife btw
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. .... It takes a little luck.
what a fucking tool
― Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
if-i-was-a-poor-black-kid
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
na na na na na na na na na na naaa
― slandblox goole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
thank you internet lyrics site
If I were a rich man,Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn't have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2011/12/12/if-I-were-a-rich-man-yubby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dum
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
if I were an ewok
this article is unbelievable
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
all day long i'd worship c-3po
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
it reads like an onion article yeah
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
it has that whole onion-y unceasingly follow and reiterate the joke premise
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://blogs-images.forbes.com/cache/gravatars/genemarks_136.jpg
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
[Private schools] want to show smiling, smart kids of many different colors and races on their fundraising brochures. If I was a poor black kid I’d be using technology to research these schools on the internet, too, and making them know that I exist and that I get good grades and want to go to their school.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
if i were black... *dreams a lil dream*
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
all day long I'd yubby nubby nub
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
DEAR SIRS PLZ ACCEPT ME TOO YOUR FINE SCHOOL I AM BLACK AND SMILE SIGNED MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
ABOUT MEI admit I'm a short, balding and mediocre certified public accountant (biggest downfall: if it's close enough it's good enough). I write Quicker Better Wiser and Quicker Better Tech columns/blogs for Forbes.com. I was a former senior manager at KPMG and since 1994 the owner of the Marks Group PC, a 10-member customer relationship management consulting firm based outside Philadelphia. I've written five small-business management books, most recently, “In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash: Simple Lessons From Smart Business People.” I also write The Dashboard, a weekly online column for The New York Times as well as twice-monthly column for Bloomberg BusinessWeek and American City Business Journals. You can follow me at twitter.com/genemarks.
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
I would use Skype to study with other students who also want to do well in my school.
lmao I love this part, studies have shown that successful students always skype with other successful students
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
his twitter kinda reads like WhiteGuy_ebooks
genemarks Gene Marks Implement these CRM tactics next year and improve your biz in 2012~ ow.ly/7W4oy via @phaseware3 hours ago
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
lol hes a twitter marketing spammer
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
"fuck, idk, kid. read spark notes or some shit. fuck do i look like? a poor black kid? don't you kids have skype nowadays? skype some of your friends."
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
lol he really is! following 5000k
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://oi40.tinypic.com/xc6dg8.jpg
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
if i were a poor black kid, thank god im a rich white man, signed rich white man
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.quickerbetterwiser.com/images/bg_wrapper.jpg
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
punchabler!
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
Wiser!™
― amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
shocked to find out he's middle aged because the obscenely myopic sense of how privelege works is like that of a college freshman
― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
If he were a 'poor black kid,' he'd use decades of skills gained via the privilege of being a middle-class white dude to succeed.
― milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
And I would use the technology available to me as a student. I know a few school teachers and they tell me that many inner city parents usually have or can afford cheap computers and internet service nowadays.
This quote is so painfully dumb. I know the whole column is, but still.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
btw, is it me or is this new UK Southern Comfort advert just a tad fucked up?
http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA14106
― Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011
― milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
xp It's Driving Miss Daisy, with hipster d-bags.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
the tram driver is, er, enthusiastic
― Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
xxp yeah I caught that one day and was pretty surprised how many racial stereotyping there was, I guess this is the Seth MacFarlane effect
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
you know you're trolling right when even frogbs condemns you
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way
― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)
yah it's pretty funny
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)
dayo-ld idea
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
booyah
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
loooool xp
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
TNC does his best to rescue this guy
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)
Has this been posted yet?
Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)
that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)
No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
TNC killed it.
― one pug (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)
thoughts? I can't decide about this one.
6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.
Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
he means it will have a top hat on it fyi
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
idgi
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
o boy
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
gonna have to go with "nope"
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
but he's talking about what the wires look like before you put heatshrink on it; from context it seems like he says they look like long stringy nappy strands of hair, or maybe he thinks Slash has dreads
― OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
oh duh lol I didn't read it right
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
Whoa
http://gawker.com/5870126/someone-thought-these-were-good-ads-for-a-chinese-restaurant
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
!
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
What is the social benefit from publicizing (and laughing at?) things like this?
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
I was about to go on a trip to Dubai and this restaurant was #1 on my list of dining experiences. No more.
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/12/980c70e374e329159a80e32a8fd10e14/340x.jpg
― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
that's not racist iirc
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
gawker.com's anti-racism crusade making a difference
― monomaniatee (t. silaviver), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
she is stereotyping aliens as "mysterious"
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
And "things," even more racist!
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
the story behind that photo is that a photographer went around china asking random chinese people to write anything they wanted to on a blank sheet of paper that they would hold up. some of the people chose to write in chinese, some wrote in english, some didn't write anything
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
what a nice story.
― elks thunder, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.419eater.com/images/luthman2.jpg
― elks thunder, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
William And Kate Visit Homeless In London
Paul Harrison, Royal correspondent
William and Kate have paid a two-hour visit to the Centrepoint homeless charity in south London.
And as the Duke mingled with residents of the Camberwell centre, the 29-year-old patron showed off his new 'swag' dance.
As Kate looked on smiling, Prince William began grooving, goaded on by those around him.
"Your swag was on point," resident Vanessa complimented the future king
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
john terry
― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 08:50 (fourteen years ago)
this is, and they keep playing it on my tv:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-OnStiYqg
― Mordy, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)
even ignoring the racism, what a horribly formed "commercial"
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 23 December 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ELP2P.jpg
Lawyer Alejandro Balbi holds a picture of Liverpool striker Luis Suarez posing with a black child - and confirmed Suarez will appeal his ban after being charged with racially abusing a fellow player
― nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
for fuck's sake
― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)
ARRRRRGH if I ever hear the phrase "plantation mentality" again I may puke. West Michigan, WHAT IS WRONG WITH U??
― OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
nakh posted this on the footy threadhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html
― Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
*poses w/black child*
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:34 (fourteen years ago)
That is fucking hilarious
― OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)
That .xxx commercial is not, tho
― OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)
"c'mon guys, you're a gang...you're on the side of teh street, you're wearing hoodies, you're..."
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
also black baby =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYVBaUXU8U
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
man I had forgotten about John Rocker
― macarena of time (step hen faps), Saturday, 24 December 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
That was Gavin McInnes, right?
― Stevie :-D, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)