it's a rare scratch can't be fair itched by a blair witch
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
every cowboy was a cowman once
― Julie Lagger, Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link
The meticulous man is the tabbouleh on the meze table of life.
― ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
winner winner sheen dinner
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
Don't discriminate, inseminate
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
Hanging your soul from a telephone pole
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link
the worst you can expect is often the best someone else plans on offering you so fuck 'em― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
I resisted, but: That's the winner.
― Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link
Holding out for a better looking, one-legged stripper
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link
Staying young while working for a union is like paying for dental work under the table
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link
the head of a chicken often hid the heart of a biologist
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link
Any time is plenty time.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link
Pendulums swing but prisms refract.
when life gives you lemons, make time
― stet, Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
It's better to break horses than to gallop aimlessly
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
three sure things in lifepain, death and carrots
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
please don't talk about baseball
― smh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
possibility is a crane of deceit
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
a prussian in the russian embassyminds his p's and queues
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
it is always 4:43 when the time runs out
Only if the team is behind. It just means the keeper has come out for the last corner.
― M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
^ clever
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
Ain't no train can train a train
― silby, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
A melon's always mighty til it's in the patch.
― camp yo lo tengo autumn sweater saturday night (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 2 December 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
every time a pony smiles, a beetle gets its sun chips
― horseshoe loves tom brady, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
Wear your glasses too tight, roll over all night.
― camp yo lo tengo autumn sweater saturday night (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 2 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
The world does not need a stricter teabag.
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 12 December 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
Sounds to me like a case of the bird calling the beetle a bull.
― this cannot be changed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Monday, 12 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
What use is a sideways wheel to a sleigh hound in summer?
― this cannot be changed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Monday, 12 December 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
Coffee before you get 8on the bus will make you want to piss and cuss.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link
uh "get on". also realize that was probably too scrutable for this thread.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link
there ain't no funk without a mess of business
― his venerable escutcheon, Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link
the salad needs to stay on the fork.
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link
snow that falls on the heights is doomed to sigh at the torrents
― Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link
chicken pox before nine, you're doing fine!
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link
the last cat is still envied by the first estate
― Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link
Consider your friends as a farmer considers the hedgerows
― ledge, Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link
seven on a bench makes light the sitting
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
early to sleep, early to beep-beep
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
count not the peasants in the meadow, but rather the number of holes in their shoes
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
even colanders sometimes want for advice!
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
a cauliflower may be as a bedpost to a junebug, just as a widow loathes deer ticks
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
a pharmacy what never closeth is like a paintstall in April rain
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
marking one's words is sure to bring trouble, brief though it may be. marking one's words twice, however, is utmost folly
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
a chambermaid is never satisfied until last night's tales are recounted. a chamberpot is never satisfied until last night's ales are recanted.
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
what comes between men and valleys is best saved for a winter's long walk
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
much wisdom be wise, yet wiser still is the man who can hurl a dreidel to Tipperary
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
in the marketplace of ideas, it's often the smallest gnu which registers the first objection
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
if pornography were baseball, then umpires would be blind to all balks
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
when desperation sets in, a pile of dusty handkerchiefs surpass a repast of luncheon meat
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
he who spites his enemy is like a cheesecloth which has never befriended curds
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
When all signs point to yes, the body says no
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link