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we were two men short for football on friday cos they had to go issue notices to this inconceivable prickster

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 23:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

In Belgium, a 19 year old student has gone missing. Fortunately, we don't really know his famous US namesake here:

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Belgie/article/detail/1358495/2011/12/05/Nog-steeds-geen-spoor-van-Waldo-Van-Raemdonck.dhtml (url translates as: still no trace of...)

StanM, Monday, 5 December 2011 19:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

okay the story about the woman burned alive in an elevator in brooklyn. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 18 December 2011 13:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

They're inflammable?

StanM, Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

A New Castle man called 911 emergency dispatchers this week to report he had been insulted.

Police were sent to the 27-year-old man's home, in the 400 block of South 18th Street, about 2 p.m. Sunday.

In a report, an officer said he told the man "it is not criminal that his girlfriend's mother calls him names and not to continue calling 911 to make reports."

On Monday morning, New Castle police were sent to a home in the 1400 block of South 18th Street after dispatchers received a report of a juvenile refusing to take a bath.

"Handled at scene," was the responding officer's concise report.

Elsewhere in Henry County, a rural Middletown woman called 911 about 11:30 a.m. Wednesday to report a disturbing sight: A juvenile, clad in a tank top and shorts, "with a chain around (his) neck, dragging a cement block."

A Middletown officer determined the alleged victim was actually an "adult working out."

In Your Velour Slacks (Hairplug Receipts), Sunday, 18 December 2011 16:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Okay, I've read the elevator story now :-/

StanM, Sunday, 18 December 2011 16:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

xp "adult working out" = The Chosen One
http://dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com/simpsonsgood44.jpg

Tarfumes the Escape Goat, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

okay the story about the woman burned alive in an elevator in brooklyn. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 18 December 2011 13:37 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

They're inflammable?

― StanM, Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:14 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/fgy5B.jpg

awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

"At 1:30 p.m. police responded to a report of vandalism at the Lake park band shell. Graffiti was found on the band shell written in chalk."

tehresa, Thursday, 30 July 2015 02:09 (three years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

http://i65.tinypic.com/2q1dp4g.jpg

toadstool might (tehresa), Thursday, 23 June 2016 03:30 (two years ago) Permalink

wut

lxy, Thursday, 23 June 2016 17:03 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

an confrontation that leads to a gazebo being nocked down

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 18:47 (two years ago) Permalink

maybe lxy's boss wrote it

toadstool might (tehresa), Saturday, 30 July 2016 19:49 (two years ago) Permalink

at least someone thought to add the missing space between "online" and "petition"

lxy, Monday, 1 August 2016 16:24 (two years ago) Permalink

Shit's getting real. There's a proposed ordinance before city council tonight that would basically waive the first amendment in the veterans area. Crazy.

toadstool might (tehresa), Monday, 1 August 2016 22:52 (two years ago) Permalink

that goes on at political conventions/downtown manhattan parks too

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 01:32 (two years ago) Permalink


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