or maybe just no one cared
― reddening, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link
anyway this showed up as a promoted tweet just now:
http://i44.tinypic.com/15cbyuv.jpg
i would prefer netflix pop-ups to this tripe tbh
― reddening, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
its u who loses
― HOOS aka driver of steen, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 08:13 (twelve years ago) link
promoted tweets will be the death of twitter if they proliferate
is there really no other way to monetise the internet except fucking adverts? people hate adverts, i have no idea why companies don't realise this...
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link
Companies love money.
(typos fixed just then = mony, monet)
― Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link
With adblock I don't see promoted tweets, just perplexing gaps of white space every so often.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link
how does adblock know that a promoted tweet is an ad? that's kind of clever of it.
― c sharp major, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
what is adblock?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 12:39 (twelve years ago) link
i think he was in the beastie boys
― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link
Advertising only works so far (partly due to shite like AdBlock), but there are only so many ways to make money, other than getting people to pay for no adverts (IE the Spotify 'business plan'), or just paying for the service. What sort of features would make you pay for Twitter, Alex? I'm genuinely curious - I don't use it for much, so I don't know what bits chafe.
disclaimer: Spotify gets £10 of my cash every month, but I get to walk around listening to any song I want, even offline, so I figure that's a fair price for the future.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
lex you are on camino, right? if so http://caminobrowser.org/documentation/annoyances/#web_ads
― caek, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
What sort of features would make you pay for Twitter, Alex?
no failwhale or "over capacity" nonsenseno adverts OBVIOUSLYrange of options re: how you want to view it (ie no forcing you into "new twitter" nonsense, letting you choose whether you want activity/RT tabs etc)
that's just for starters
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/FrankCrossIBCthis guy just hit me up, interesting
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
Character is 65% genetic in my humble opinion.
Todd
― realness, just realness, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
we have had a sandbox all along.
― estela, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
So Mr. Latman just paid to have his noncommercial tweet promoted across the twitterverse (or a certain fraction thereof)?
― wrinklepause, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
― Nicole, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:57 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Permalink
i was wondering wtf was up w/those white gaps!
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
soooo many spammers on twitter these days
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, pretty much any time I use a proper now, I get some kind of proper noun-specific spam.
― thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
The worst was when I got my new ip4d and the spammers would glom on to that and try to sell me more ip4ds
― silby, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
isn't the moral of that don't tweet about how you just got an ipad, or can they just tell anyway?
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/deactivated001
― your voice of treason, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
Nice trick of making you install the app to get the redesigned website.
― James, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5EMzZ.png
― James, Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
idk if those people are all these people but that the mountain goats guy tweet is really excellent
who are all-a-yall, btw, on twitter; i think i never really knew there was out of school ilx action for a long time + it is still a small thrill to find people exist not just on here. i just followed sand boxer dayo, felt good about it.
― Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 8 December 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
john and wolfpuppys lil twitter love affair is sickening, feel like unfollowing them both
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
lol I am in that screenshot but I have no idea who Sandbox "james" is :)
― lebateauivre, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
btw the most important ilx tweeter of all is not listed, that is me
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
idg twitter if you're not famous
― milo z, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
i am famous to my family
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
Schlump do you have a twitter? I literally check it like once every 2 weeks but I would read yours, I think!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
idg Twitter if you *are* famous.
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
twitter is amazing twitter is the best i follow like 800 people
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
you're OK on twitter, I guess
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
tbh when I do check it I skim yrs and wolf puppy and that's normally it
aw
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
By the time I do look there are like 3 million updates! It's overwhelming.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
No from you two but just in general. That's why I only really check out a select few.
you dont have to read everything in yr feed, just check in now and then, see whats going on you know
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah. Mostly I just forget about it. Maybe I'll try to do so more often. idk.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
I was looking for info following an episode of "Davina's Million Pound Drop", I'd forgot one of the questions that had caused two couples to get eliminated in round one. I found Davina's personal twitter acc.
So, a short summary of contributors (other than herself):3 = "Wow what a show U are great"1 = "Are you still in the pay of the NHS? and how much are you coining in promoting home births even though they are dangerous but 'saving' the NHS money?2 = "You are the most irritating TV personality ever"2 = "You hurt the wasp?"1 = "Wow great upskirt pic again!"
(ref the NHS one, she ended up going into great detail about how much extra services she had to pay for, also that somebody seems to be using her name without authority for their home-birth services, etc. and that she was going to pursue the matter the next day. Which impressed the original tweeter not at all)
And that seemed to be a particularly 'nice' set of comments.
― Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:26 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
it is mainly film-junk - like looking at it now the most recent 20 things on there are super-boring - & some bragging about how i used some real good scissors recently but yeah, @ f1lmclubbr1stol, de-weatherproofed for googlin &c. you have one you don't post to, or? I am kinda 'into it' as a 'thing', probably more depressing is that I find myself actually reading it all, like blankly skimming over twelve hours of people's tweets in the morning.
this is my fav thing anyone ever posted to twitter i think, like i feel like it is exactly the scale & intimacy of what you should be able to do w/short sentence-long posts
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
i can't really tell how much of a "thing" rare basement is on twitter bc it isn't really a joke/premise account, but she is awes & you should read her if you don't, e.
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
OK why can't I figure out how to ungoogle you. I'm an idiot this morning. I do. I will follow you and you will see mine! Every couple months I'm like, "Yeah, let's do this!" and post like 5 things before I get bored. I mostly retweet funny people.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
and I have followed R_B, thanks!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
lol i was half heartedly wondering why some english film club was following me, apologies for the delayed follow back
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, got it now. Thanks, CC! ha. Following you schlump.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha swap the '1's for 'i's, the words were film & bristolrb is rad. i think you are my 50% of my friends on my dormant google-lol-+ account; twitter is maybe slightly more involving if you aren't doing fb or w/e at the same time as well.
xp lol i have no idea who you are, DN name-wise?, but i don't think you need to apologise. i am actually psyched when seemingly obscure accounts follow me, like the internet is facilitating a friendship between some shoegaze duo in virginia & my english film exercise
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
twitter is maybe slightly more involving if you aren't doing fb or w/e at the same time as well.
*-for me anyway, a lot of stuff is probably best inflicted on friends
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
btw I had no idea you were in England. How did I not realize that? Weird.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, exactly. I didn't realize that was you until literally just now. You know what else is cool about Bristol? My best friend's little sister and her girlfriend went to trapeze school there!
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
please e, i insist you googleproof my place of work if you're going to mention it on here, i can't just have anybody knowing that the pr1nc1p4l of tr4p3z3 sch00l is a sandboxer
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
who is filmclubbristol, btw?
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
trapezeclubbristol is schlump
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
oh, duh
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
ty + lol, chucklebutt
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
i am all discombobbed, what is this place and why is there so much sand
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
anyway i am on this thing as elmo_argonaut, fwiw
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
nsfw
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
haha sorry for the surprising peen links
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
I was going to say "It's full of cocks!" but then I thought that was your Tumblr?
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
ha no they were good posts, it was a v strong set of images, it just wasn't the tapestry of well-coordinated plaids & wools i had come to so anticipate
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
haha i had to unfollow elmo un tumblr, beautiful pix but i just cant handle that much cock in my feed, not that i ever look at tumblr anymore so w/e
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
I check Tumblr less often than I do Twitter and when I do it's always a little jarring. SO MUCH PEEN. There are some great images though, that's true.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
haha thanks i guess! the necktie blog is on hold atm, i am pretty stressed at work (retail!) which kinda precludes caring about how i look for the entire month of december
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
tho maybe i should work on some crossover stuff? bowtie on a cock dot tumblr dot com
― elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
i would be into a photo record of sweatpants-mode elmo, just to round off the picture of what you wear in general, but i understand if the whole cataloguing outfits & posting updates thing is a lil much
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XWJw8.png
― am0n shumpert (dayo), Sunday, 11 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
just got the official twitter account to crash on iOS 4.2.1 aw yeah
― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
official twitter app, rather
did twitter just blow up in the last couple years? my account turned 5 the other day /braggin
― knackered housecat, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
That's some nice bragging! I remember it starting in 2007, and the killer app, back crucially when your twitters* would be texted to your phone, was that there were twitter feeds for each of the London Underground subway lines, and you could get near-real-time updates if any of them were delayed, to plan your journey. It sort of took off a bit, then hovered around forever, and I only really remember it coming back in 2009, with Ashton Kutcher / Stephen Fry, when the real killer app of "Do you want to know what your favourite celebrities really think?" appeared.
*as was the style back then...
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
why the fuck are SA joke acounts changing their characters
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
RIP thebibandit
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
there was probably a namechange thread
― ohh (ok), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
what??? i could handle the sputtering-out of BARTSIMSON_REAL but this one is different
― reddening, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
max did some reporting on scott baios untimely diaper death http://gawker.com/5868180/how-a-twitter-cabal-of-diaper+obsessed-madmen-killed-scott-baio
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
lmao
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunrn6vgNJ1r0fubko1_500.png
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 14, 2011 9:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
where did this dude go need to know thx
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
ok http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb hat tip to ilx sandbox usr max max
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
PRINCE INVESTS IN TWITTER
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
^Disapointed that it wasn't the musician.
― Ralph Molina, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
I was, too
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
a friend of my dads has been non stop tweeting at me the last couple days, he is ruining my personal brand lmbo
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh and btw our v own polyphonic unfollowed me, dont pretend like i dont use an app to track these things bro
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
j/k i totally understand bro sometimes im p intense w/the tweets
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
ooooh that musta stung dude
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 19 December 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
so madd rite noe
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
You are too real for me!
― polyphonic, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
*bows respectfully*
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
feeling like i should start a public list w/in my followers titled "people who do not fucking liveblog the television all the time because that shit is beyond boring and makes me hate you" but would that be too pass-agg?
― paid, famous and sad (c sharp major), Monday, 19 December 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's still there, mocking me with its flatness #livetweetingTV
― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/umairh/status/148945863484518400
― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/umairh/status/148224696528277504
― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
wish i could access real ilx to read about social media assholes & find out what is up with that guy
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
is he a cyborg y/n
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
So uh my account got mysteriously suspended about a week ago (and the last tweet was something I sent, so I don't think it's a hacking issue) and I've already tried appealing it a couple of times via email - anything else I can do?
― Simon H., Thursday, 22 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
congratulations, r0dney
http://i.imgur.com/Zq3Ow.png
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
It's just a childish unfunny politically incorrect joke (which he has for money), like on Top Gear.
― James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link