This is the thread where people ask Beth Parker

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about plants and bugs and landscaping or to write a poem or to paint a painting or to name a cheese or a sort of rock.

Maria :D (Maria :D), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Cuz we need one.

Maria :D (Maria :D), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

For example:
That might work well for moles, but the only natural enemy of the skunk is the gun or the automobile!

Sam, I don't know anything about outdoor growing in your zone. Are they house plants? I had terrible trouble with scale on my indoor grapefruit, despite all my soapy-water ministrations—hand-sponging each affected leaf. When I put it outside in the spring the problem went away, natural predators, I guess. But then the scale would come back when the plant was moved back inside, and by the end of winter things were dire, with sticky scale honeydew dripping all over. I finally euthanized the plant by putting it on the compost heap mid-winter, which was hard—I had grown it from a seed! But it was infecting other plants. The scale spread to my bay laurel and ficus, but not to such an insane degree.
As to agave—the only problem I can think of would be excess moisture?

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), February 20th, 2007.

Maria :D (Maria :D), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I wish I could access real ILE to pull many other examples of when Beth has named a cheese or written a poem. But I'm torn cuz I do love the sandbox so. Maybe just cuz it's called "sandbox."

Beth, what kind of material would you recommend for a driveway? I know you have crushed oyster shells on yours. What would you suggest for us?

Maria :D (Maria :D), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

When was the last time you took acid?

Bob Six (Bob Six), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

In college, 1980 or 81. I dropped acid with my 6'6" drag-queen buddy. We were having a great time throwing snowballs at cars until one of them screeched to a halt and the driver got out in a big rage. We ran and hid in the college theater for about a half an hour, cowering behind some big backdrop thing.
I got pregnant shortly after graduation and haven't taken acid since.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't know about this thread until Maria told me tonight! I wasn't ignoring it out of modesty! I am not modest at all!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Maria, crushed shells are the ONLY DRIVEWAY!!!! They crunch when you walk or drive on them, they're white, they smell like the fish dock!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:07 (seventeen years ago) link

But a cheese driveway is a close second.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for clarifying.

You've got to save some things for your retirement, I guess.

Bob Six (Bob Six), Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link


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