words of wisdom for teh kids

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PREPARE FOR ASSHOLES
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 21st, 2007 2:14 AM. (Ned)

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dude in high school passing a bawling newborn:

"Don't cry, it only gets worse"

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

We Jews have something like Lent, too. It's called YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
-- g000blar (mysurnameferrea...), February 19th, 2007 12:19 PM. (g00blar)

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am

and i know what i know because i know, the people who know- she cred for a long tome before she did it and hewr bodygiards were allthat was with her
how the ultmate insider the persopn whose almnost directly resposnble for ruining guitar rock ended up shaving herhead is an ultmate ironyt and the fact that she shaved her head hell if i didi it noonbe would blnk butt hats cos ive aleways been an ousider even when im an insider

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Nicka, I thought you were quoting yourself and I was going to ask, "were you DRUNK?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

PREPARE FOR ASSHOLES

This kind of advice is why our kids are turning gay.

― lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

If at first you don't succeed, in with the boot and then the heid.

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Learn Chinese.

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

deteriorate in your own time

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

jam some toothpicks in your eyelids to hold them open...works like a charm.

-- thebingo (thebing...), February 21st, 2007.

― Maria e (Maria), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

when spring becomes summer, summer becomes autumn, autumn becomes winter and winter becomes spring again and then you are another year older and closer to death

have you ever noticed this? it's hilarious. then you think "what's the point of my meaningless existence"

on the other hand I shouldn't grumble. my dad knew a man who was paraplegic.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 20th, 2007. (Ronan)

― hm (modestmickey), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

never say or write things like 'starchitect'

― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

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