Reasons for the Moon to actually be made of green cheese

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1. beats boring old rocks
2. a domestic supply of the rare cheese w/in our own solar system
3. low on dairy fat, high on taste

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 14 October 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

4. validates thousands of years of theory

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

5. drives men wild

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

6. reason enough for a sequel to "A Grand Day Out"

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

When we were 12 or something, we tried to make some 5 year old kids believe that moon is made of cheese, and all of the cheese in the world is exported from there, which is why the moon gradually gets smaller. However, I don't think we came up with a credible explanation for why it gets big again.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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