WHICH URINAL???

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Stand next to some dude? YAH RIGHT!

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to stand to far away from dude, because I don't want him to think I'm afraid of him.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

you could always go in the cubicle, and wait till they've gone.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

in middle school i one time walked in a bathroom and saw GIRLS in there! i was ALL THE WAY when i realized i went in the WRONG BATHROOM! i still have this memory today and sometimes i remember it.

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

exacly (xpost)

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

omg when a guy comes in after you but leaves before you. so embarassing!

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

What about when there's just two urinals and someone is using one!!! "Ho Hum, just came in to wash my hands." YAH RIGHT!

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i stand far back so they know i'm not afraid in case they see me down below

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never had any problems using whatever urinal I want to. It's a public toilet, everyone's there to do the same thing, what's so embarrassing about it? There are bigger things in life to stress over.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

tuomas, i can now micturate in confidence :-)

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

apparantly only gaylords use the middle urinal. once my gay asian friend was using the middle urinal, when i bunch of guys started laughing at him and calling him gay, and he was like "so?"

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

In fact I didn't even know people stress over this until I saw some humorous "Public Toilet Guide for Men" in Youtube.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

There are bigger things in life to stress over.

I might start a thread about this.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i used a middle urinal last week but i have no feelings towards men, what should i do?

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the fact that there might be bigger things out there is the whole reason for this fear amirite???

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost start feeling towards them?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of people have bigger penises than you. Get one self-confidence.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Just use the sink. That way they'll be frightened of YOU.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a big wide world out there, but an unusually small one when you get to know it, eh?

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually find it more embarrasing to go number twos when there are others in the toilet ;)

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of people have bigger penises than you. Get one self-confidence.

Dude, make your mind up.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Huh?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it is worse when you cannot reach the big daddy urinal because you are too short and you have to use the little boy one, this makes me blush and my bladder freezes up :(

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

a lot of people have self-confidence, but not many have a bigger penis.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, I've never understood this what-do-the-others-think thing about penises, if it's between straight guys. It's the ladies opinion that matters, right?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a grower not a shower, honest

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not the what do the others think thing

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

why is that when i drink a lot of beer i have to pee more?

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

DOH i hate when that happens!!

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like i get done peeing and then i have to pee again! i'm trying to drink here!

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Beer has diuretic qualities, i.e. it increases your urine excretion more than the same amouny of water would.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no wonder i pee so much when drinking!!!!

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

The diuretic action of beer is due to the hops resin, which stimulates the kidneys, thereby contributing to the elimination not only of excess water in the body, but also of wastes and toxins. The sedative action of the hops joined with the calorific effect of the alcohol make beer a light and pleasant sleep-inducing beverage. Beer is also known to be a remedy against itself: the unpleasant memory of an evening spent drinking a little too much can become a thing of the past with the absorption of one glass of very cold pale beer, such as a pils.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

talk about speaking the obvious, Tuomas!

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

That tuomas is game for a laugh!!

― 526 (526), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

beer is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i drank a lot of beer last night! i couldn't get up on time! if i hadn't quit they'd sack me! good times.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this true dude? :(

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah. mind you, i have quite low resistance to beer now, so it wasn't too expensive at least.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

My nought to pissed tolerance is pretty lousy lately. Course, by the time you've reached pissed you're not making any sensible decisions about tomorrow morning.

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I have that drink - pee thing too! Thank god I'm not alone, I nearly went to the doctor to have my equipment checked... Phew.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

No Stan, pissed = drunk.

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh. Ok!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i can piss for ages, and i go after each pint too. i'm not gay mind.

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe you're gay body?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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