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it's like someone comes in and steals them!

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

always check down the back of the sofa

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the socks go to an alternate universe!! wouldnt that be weird!

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe there's a monster in my tumbler taking one of every pair of socks, and going 'num'.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend brought her dog to my apartment the other day, and he started chewing on my black work socks!! how did he get them? should i wear them again? (i did wash them already - don't trip!!!)

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

my boss sent me this awsame forward that says they will be there in heaven when you die. HAHA SO TRUE

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, 'num'

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

a universe of socks, where they're all sittin around talking to each other

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean that would be crazy right

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe they're all talkin about how they're missing a human foot!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

how do i find car keys

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the socks go to an alternate universe!! wouldnt that be weird!

it's funny you say that...I've written a comedy screenplay with this exact premise.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

do you think they would know/remember their names (that i gave them)?

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no they will have set up their own colony and elected a new leader

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My friend just buys all his socks the same color!

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes I just think "bloody socks...what's the point!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

cast off your tedious bourgeoise trappings and go barefoot, it will give you some impressive callouses

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah...... socks.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

who are you telling!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ronan otm

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ronan has been on a roll

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://base58.com/ilx/crazy.gif

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

That's Louis' way of asking how the rest of you handle dressing when the stockings marm has taken ill or something.

Also, classic is getting a dinner invite from friends and realizing you're eating dinner with your own missing silverware.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

nail clippers take a powder as well.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Missing underwear is kind of disturbing.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

always in the last place you look

― Webber (Webber), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

always cozying up to the missing scissors! it's like they're havin a party somewhere and we're not invited

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Missing socks build up enough static in the dryer and make the leap to antimatter. Proven by science.

Don't you people know anything?

― in the case of masonic attack (kate), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

the teaspoons in this building go to the Secret Kitchen.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

pleasant plains and i washed beeps clothes over the weekend. already the drier ate one of her tiny socks AND SHES NOT EVEN BORN YET.

― sunny successor (katarina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

as for teaspoons, they seems to multiply, but only one of us drinks tea and coffee.

― sunny successor (katarina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Smaller socks slip more easily into alternate dimensions.

― in the case of masonic attack (kate), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, pens. I can never find them.

My boyfriend buys all the same colour socks too. ALL WHITE. Including every single time he wears dark pants. It's vexing.

― franny (frannyglass), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I steal all your ballpoint pens to do crossword puzzles. yup. I come round in the middle of the night when you're asleep and I'm in a different time zone and I nick them all. I've got a huge stack in my kitchen. In different colours. Just for doing crossword puzzles.

― in the case of masonic attack (kate), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Missing underwear were in your pant-leg from the day before, and as you walked around they worked their way out, falling on the sidewalk or in the elevator at your job. Once I found a pair of my underwear by the side of the road near my kids' school bus stop.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Good theory. I prefer that to the idea of some pervo stealing underwear off the clothesline.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

This is my most humiliating moment by swer to god it's true and many have laughed about it:

A few years ago, while walking up Sunset Blvd in Hollywood to get a sandwich for lunch near where I worked at the time, it was suumertime, mid july or august and hot! I was wearing a dress and no stockings - just mule -type shoes. As I walked, the elastic in the undies gave way and there I was... walking and the undies began to slide down my legs (much to my humiliation). They went all the way to my ankles and as they touched my shoes, I quickly stepped out of them left them lying on the sidewalk and kept walking. I never looked back. To this day they may be lying thee on the sidewalk, and I wonder who saw this incident and laughed! I laugh about it now, but onthat day I was beet red!

― Wiggy (wiggy), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

We know, we've seen it on youtube. (j/k) (or am I?)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Meanwhile, you know how everyone involuntarily makes scissor movements with their fingers when looking for scissors and locking/unlocking/car ignition motions when looking for keys and stirring motions when looking for a teaspoon? Now then, I've got a question because I don't think I've ever lost one yet: what do you do when you're looking for a sock?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Wiggy, that very same thing happened to a friend of a friend of mine! Nothing to do but proudly walk on!
I suppose it's a good argument for maintaining a giant ass.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3070/bluebus2am8.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

it was quite a moment, I can say that~ PP - that's a great image! I guess it's not as uncommon a thing as I thought!

― Wiggy (wiggy), Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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