Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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You know, like acronyms but short snappy ways of saying things.

Maybe we could call them youyouse.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

microyouse?

― lf, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

YYSI?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"Boserver" -Stet

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You're poxy, I'm poxy, all god's chillun are poxy.

Meanwhile, we had a tenant on the back porch for three weeks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/BigMama.jpg

Rebuilt the web every evening at dusk, took it down at dawn. I was careful not to mess with her, but she quit showing up about a week ago. About an inch long (just the body, not counting the legs).

-- I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (crumpw@bellsouth.net), August 29th, 2006 7:09 PM. (Rock Hardy) (link)

eight.

-- M Grout (mark.grou...), August 30th, 2006 8:35 AM. (Mark Grout) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, it took me a long time to get that. I thought Mark was xposting, doyyyy...

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Tom on August 30th, 2006
My only problem w/that reading Ward is that it’s Macca who disrupts the transcendent drone effects with his bloody shouting about judy-judy-judy.

Unless maybe he knew about LaMonte Young AND HATED HIM!

pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 31 August 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely little bit of peritoneum. (Check it out)

-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), September 1st, 2006. (much_aldo_about_nothing)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 1 September 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

if u do a search.... it is
amazing how few threads the
re r on the beatles on this
supposed ''MUSIC LOVERS'' f
orum... some of the grea
test artists ever are beatl
es...

-- Doctor Casino (agode...), September 2nd, 2006.

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 2 September 2006 04:50 (eighteen years ago) link

PS: Who do you think really got Roxy knocked up? *wink wink nudge nudge*
-- Domenico Buttez (estebanbutte...), September 2nd, 2006.

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well done to scotland, and all their supporters.
-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), September 2nd, 2006.

― marja flipsy, Saturday, 2 September 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ IN THA HIZZOUSE, Saturday, 2 September 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Who's Lenny?

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (kate) (link)

Singer out of Notorhead.

-- nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (nu_onimo) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

kate left herself logged on on lex's computer

― ken c, Friday, 24 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Or, Lex ..Ktae's.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

no that doesn't work

― ken c, Friday, 24 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, you're right.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Stuff YANK PLANKS New Media Inc; install MATOS to use SYSTEMS THINKING, ensure DARKWAVE placements are high enough: employ MATTY TALOR as statistical advisor.

-- DJ Venutian (juror...), November 28th, 2006.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/crusty/115/HYSP.gif
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 27th, 2006. (DomPassantino) (later)

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Dom Passantino is just learning about fortunecity's hotlinking policy.

ZERO TOLERANCE

-- grbchv! (redneckz...), November 28th, 2006. (gbx) (later)

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I'm not a hotlinker, that's what's so insane about this.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 28th, 2006. (DomPassantino) (later)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFL

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flyingbeds.com/14.Euro_BunkBed/annimated/sofa-bunk.gif

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

WEHRE DOES THE LADDER COME FROM?

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not laughing about that. I'm staring with a perplexed look on my face. Why does it change from a comfy sofa into a thing to hurt yourself on?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Why wouldn't you just sleep on the couch?

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That looks like something you would lure bears into.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a BUNK BED, did none of you have siblings?

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

those 'olympic' games used to give me cramps in my palm

-- ken c (klaj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.

ERM NO I DON'T MEAN WANK OLYMPICS

-- ken c (dalfj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.

Pole vault

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), November 29th, 2006 1:35 PM. (C J)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

lacht aus laut?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a BUNK BED, did none of you have siblings?

Freak bed, more like.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 30 November 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd be cool with them if they came from the Western Suburbs. But Blackwood? There's never been a black person that has stepped into Blackwood since they killed all the aboriginals!
-- [electric sound of] esteban buttez (estiebuttez...), November 30th, 2006.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Jokes about Adelaide suburbs are ALWAYS hilarious. Stay tuned for my set of Noarlunga zingers!

― [electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 30 November 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a correlation between your favorite bra cup size and your favorite battery cell size?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey folks, I've had a brilliant idea....

― justin (hoosteen), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link

damned sandbox and its real nameness

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Friday, 1 December 2006 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but Darwin-on-Genesis slash is something I've never seen before, like on a "Sonic the Hedgehog's Erotic Borg Adventure" level.
-- nabisco (san...), December 4th, 2006 7:55 PM. (nabisco)

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha was gonna post that

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

one of my sisters looks and acts like an Indian version of Darla from Dazed and Confused. so I love her.

-- horseshoe (rosalind51...), December 4th, 2006.

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with all the range and charisma of a junior high school play understudy

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 4th, 2006.

― Xposts = HAWS (dan perry), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

first time i heard him say "brains like teri" i thought he meant teri schiavo and it was the ultimate diss. then i realized he was talking about teri hatcher and i was sort of bummed.

-- vahid (vfoz...), December 2nd, 2006.

OMG U R MY SOULMATE

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

The fuck?

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

That was not supposed to go into this thread.

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

lol u <3 vahid

-- amon (vvv@gmail.com), December 2nd, 2006.

― justin (hoosteen), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Meet hot local women TONIGHT."

AT BIBLE STUDY.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), December 4th, 2006

― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

HINDER TO WIN-DER

-- Leon Czolgosz (nicole.kessle...), December 4th, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

jagger likes rubbish indie. passantino has rape fantasies. is this right?

-- david wilshire iv (wilshir...), December 4th, 2006.

and kate has rubbish indie rape fantasies.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 4th, 2006.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Request addition of that to ILX FAQ. Please action.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

classic ilx pics suppository.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), December 4th, 2006 10:27 PM. (Madchen)

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, wait, I think this is my first ever Excelsioring. Huzzah!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL IN THE POOP CHUTE

-- GALKIN (GALKI...), December 4th, 2006. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Hilton's thing smells like bubble gum and flop sweat.

-- teeny (teenydream...), Today 11:36 PM. (teeny) (later) (link)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That sentence is awkward as hell and I'd never write it.

Hey, Steve, how would you rewrite this sentence: "I'm a fanny"?

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:23 AM. (Eyeball Kicks) (later) (admin)

I'd probably rewrite it as: "Kiss my ass"

-- steve schneeberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:29 AM. (steve go1dberg) (later) (admin)

― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha, teeny's post should be the Wikipedia entry for "human race."

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ihttp://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1159667323241.jpg

― sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"fantastic" is not the word i would have chosen. also i would've hazarded a guess that mickey was also a virgin but i guess jail or whatever would solve that

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), December 5th, 2006.

Sexual experience precludes hobbies. Just in adolescence and early adulthood or throughout a whole life? What about married audiophiles with $200k hi-fis, or fishermen, or anything? Once you've had sex you can't be arsed with culture or interests anymore so you just watch bad evening TV when not having sex?

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

the RIAA come round and bum you personally

-- sede vacante (n...), December 5th, 2006.

my life's been downhill all the way since i got laid

-- tissp! (tissp2...), December 5th, 2006.

as if those questions need to be answered. go ahead and pretend there's no correlation between teenage virginity and passionate, time consuming hobbies. we were both teenage virgins once, nick.

-- hm (mi...), December 5th, 2006.

Speak for yourself. I'm from Devon and had several pet dogs as a child.

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait for the JD Drew to Boston announcement so i can drive to fenway and take a steaming shit in right field.
-- thebingo (thebing...), Today. (later)

― jelky (jergins), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 314 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

fyi they dont kill the animals with guns in factory farming

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

of course not, anyone with sense would go for the unarmed ones

― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

― M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years

― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

― big popppa hoy, Friday, 2 December 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

big lol @ dan's post.

― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Friday, 2 December 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

tonight i bought a quart of regular "golden nog", a quart of "vanilla nog" and a fifth of captain

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

i apparently sold a serial comma as well

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

nogl

― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly

― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink

― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

^ needs to be c&p'ed to 'Solitary Posts' imo

― wrinklepause, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I think about most often to calm my anxiety. For instance I was on a flight recently and I started to get really nervous. I'm not the greatest flyer. Then I started thinking about how not everything is about me and how insignificant I am and how unlikely it was that the plane would crash just because I was on it. It helped. So did the benzos.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

― rusty flathead screwdriver, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

thanks I will help you open up ms word later

― iatee, Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:02 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

― sterl, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

can't be stopped can't be tamed

Hoos, just remember that most americans's would subscribe to the observation of Sam Rayburn: "any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one."

You have to offer something constructive, other than anger and wilding around in the streets or most of america will tune you out.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

what, they built a barn like yesterday

― iatee, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Rich in lols, that thread.

― OH GNUS (Pyth), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

From Gun Etiquette thread:

The guns are at the left of the plate. People get confused about which to use first, but just work from outside in (left to right). There may be an oyster gun on the right but it's much smaller than the others and easy to tell apart.

― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, December 1, 2011

― Aimless, Thursday, 8 December 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Loool

― Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Also most people into polyamory are kinda ugly.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:20 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

.
.
.

I have a theory that they never got laid enough or enough attention as an adolescent because of said ugliness, and are now making up for it and then some.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Remember how all the kids in marching band used to pork each other? Same thing.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 8 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

that is a truth lol

― OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Three people this week have told me to buy a laptop
and three times I have denied them

― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

you are the judas of laptops.

― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

― nuhnuhnuh, Friday, 9 December 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

re: "Moves Like Jagger"

why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

because "Fuck You" is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Friday, December 9, 2011 5:46 PM Bookmark Permalink

― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

oh DAMMIT, I was going to post a link to a Boston place that had a drink on their menu made with veal stock but they've since taken it off of their menu

it was called the ABATTOIR

http://www.citysbest.com/boston/news/2011/03/28/weird-cocktail-of-the-week-veal-stock-martini-at-the-gallows/

― OH NOES, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:46 PM (18 minutes ago)

Try ABATTOIR. It will slaughter you!

― M. White, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:48 PM (17 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

From this post forward

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

$10,000 bet was amazing. Romney fucked this debate up in an incredible way.

― Adrien Brony (step hen faps), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:37 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"I will bet one night with my wife that you are incorrect"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:46 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"which wife"

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"mr. gingrich, please wait until you're being addressed"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 06:00 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

― Stevie, Sunday, 11 December 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

In re: Childish Gambino:

wow i just heard this and oh shit i don't like it

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 11:56 AM

I got a girl on my arm dude, show respect
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
She too fine
I do dimes

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:00 PM (53 minutes ago)

Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech

haha is this real?

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Monday, December 12, 2011 12:01 PM (52 minutes ago)

Sadly, yes.

― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:07 PM (45 minutes ago)

i dont think even iatee could defend that line.

― big popppa hoy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

I don't actually like this guy I was just bored the other day

― iatee, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:17 PM (35 minutes ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up ilx

― Mordy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:47 PM (5 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 December 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

i'm super good friends with several ilxors now, it's a little weird telling people how we met since we didn't know each other growing up or in college or working together. i almost just want to say we met high fiving at a gloryhole behind the lake street kmart because it sounds less lame.

― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

I met someone during a Lake Street Kmart gloryhole high-five. It wasn't the lamest thing I did that day.

― Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQE3lldhDfMVri0UgKlO0GO_D2ROcOLRKq0t1trNoL4UvbuHd2Bw

― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Yes I know it is Too Soon (c) but I could not help myself in the land of unfortunate headlines.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa8osRq9P1qz6z0no1_500.jpg

― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I need the misfortune of that one explained to me. Because of the slang slash = piss?

― William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

✔

― schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

because of the slang

― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

POLLemicist who SLANGED all, freely, with wit
look i ilxed it

― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, WmC, you innocent. Slash is one of the following:

Champagne
Lobster
Anal sex
Picnics

would you care to guess which?

― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

I only knew the cut, piss and sexy fanfic meanings.

― William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

(actually yes I know, technically it doesn't have to involve anal sex (though it mostly does, because it's totally a slash ~thing~) but it's phrase that's been repeated often in his threads so my mind made the obvious leap)

― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

I got an email the other day from someone who put one space BEFORE every fullstop and no spaces afterwards. BONKERS.

― los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:20 (52 minutes ago) Permalink

^ not how I remember Chuck D's lyric

― nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:22 (50 minutes ago)

― sleeve sandbox, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i was gonna post that one

― dog latin, but cool (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

things that shd happen to ppl who say 'pandas are an evolutionary dead end & shd be left to die out'

(...after several quite imaginative suggestions:)

they should be pissed and shat upon by a panda.
― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

― dog latin, but cool (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

LOLled

― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

deep down we're all a little bit straight, Tuomas

― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, December 16, 2011 1:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

― slandblox goole, Friday, 16 December 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

This pic wins excelsior FOREVER

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwazoqN7pv1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

-Z S

― Polemicist Who Slashed All, Freely (Fotherington Thomas), Friday, 16 December 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

The use of "lady doctor" has faded considerably, now that women are not only going to med school in greater numbers, but are often choosing to serve in the less glamorous roles of family medicine and pediatrics, so they are often one's main doctor. As for "female musician", I have never encountered it. Not once. And I don't seem to be a carrier for the idea that musicians are male by default. Composers and conductors, otoh...

"Male nurse" is still going strong, although they are less of a rarity now.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

i have yet to encounter "lady doctor" within the field of medicine

― river wolf, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Anyone run into "lady strawman" yet?

― C.K. Dexter Holland, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

― sterl, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Martin is right! I don't like his music but if listening to OK Computer got him that babe Gwyneth then you can't say it's that terrible!

― billy goat, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:27 PM Bookmark Permalink

Gwyneth was totally insufferable and intolerable until, like, 3 years ago?

― OH NOES, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:37 PM Bookmark Permalink

and now she's . . . ?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

vegan!

― flexidisc, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

― OH NOES, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

lookit the paragraph starting "'Fangtasia,' Pam said" -- there's places where the gaps between words are larger than the words themselves -- now admittedly i. a small subset of people will care and ii. this appears to be from one of those true blood novels so w/e
i don't know, i assume the normal response is "why in the hell would that bother you" and then i say "you don't know it but it's crippling your reading experience" and then i turn into that guy who starts the dynamic range compression threads and refuse to go outside because i might hear some music that's not on my perfectly magnetically balanced insulated and feng shui-ed hi fi system
― thompp, Thursday, December 22, 2011 6:16 PM (2 days ago)

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 24 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

I dont like watching an undead 3D model in an evening gown run awkwardly down hallways for hours at a time for a fleeting external environment money shot
― oPal, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:01 AM (10 hours ago)
what game is this a reference to?
― zappi, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:59 AM (5 hours ago)
last year at marienbad HD
― Mordy, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:01 AM (5 hours ago)

pretty good one from the Games thread

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

will no one think of the adult straight dudes???

All day.

― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

will no one think of Gwyneth Paltrow?

― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.

― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:26 (37 minutes ago) Permalink

― sterl, Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

haha what thread?

― lebateauivre, Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

tumblr whites lemonade

― In other news: worldwide MJpopcorn.gif shortage (snoball), Thursday, 29 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Texts from Bennett, LBI

― ~connecticut~ (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Ta!

― lebateauivre, Thursday, 29 December 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

denial is just kind of sad past a certain point, even from a total asshole.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

:--------------------)

― amon, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

The Suarez Report is weirdly engrossing. Quite amusing reading references to Mr. Kuyt and so on

― Number None, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

I'm sure that was done for his benefit

― slightly upwards of (once a lifetime is ample), Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

― big popppa hoy, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

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