what kind of crazy shit have you found on the internet since real ilx has been down?

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Not one but TWO ilxors in Jarvis Cocker's top friends? Kick ass!

http://myspace.com/jarvspace

StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nueusa.com/concept/

"Proving you at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives."

"Please remove plastic cover package from the item and insert it into your desire hole. The one's sizes are differed per individual."

"Under no circumstances do we accept returns on any open products. Please understand that due to the nature of our products, they are likely to have been in contact with your mouth, blood, body secretions, vagina or anus."


... BUT WHAT IS IT ???

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i17.tinypic.com/49gi6qe.jpg

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 23 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I know what my favourite part of that was.

anointin' yr. pipe (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

...although there is a close contender!

embracin' yr. dutch wife (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"as same as to embrace a Dutch wife"????

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, let's stage a competition to see who can come up with the funniest 'missing text' for that box at the bottom-right of the jpg...

"After trying product you may not love feeling to evacuate the bowels. To solve this situation, rub crotch vigorously to erect your body and to relax your tension."

Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i12.tinypic.com/2ui97cl.jpg

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
some phenomenal beatboxing, check it out.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

h3ns3l twins

friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://hitlermeetschrist.com/

Dr. Superman (Huk-L), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link


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