CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

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Why did you post a lavalife ad, John?

Urgh. I can't decide. I do like Leanne. Also, I am a Miss Priss because I like having my hair washed and all those little extra posh things. Bbut also, maybe I just can't afford my own standards. Also, Nick gets his hair cut at Big Hair. Bbut also, he's a boy with a basic boy haircut. I think I need to sleep on this one.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Here are some justifications you might be able to use:

1. You only get your hair cut two or three times a year.
2. It's better to go to an expensive stylist you trust than end up with a crappy, cheap haircut that you'll have to pay the expensive stylist to fix anyway.
3. You don't want to make L3anne cry.
4. It's not like you get manicures/massages/pedicures/facials so this if your one splurge is getting a good haircut from someone that you like and trust, NO BIGGIE.
5. A good hair cut is the foundation for a polished and professional look.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

It's true. That and the shoes.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR JOHN

whore  /hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊr/ Pronunciation Key -

Show Spelled Pronunciation[hawr, hohr or, often, hoor


hor‧ri‧ble  /ˈhɔrəbəl, ˈhɒr-/ Pronunciation Key -

Show Spelled Pronunciation[hawr-uh-buhl, hor-]

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, you might also seek other employment.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha. Thanks, Jenny.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Furthermore:


[aw] all, or, talk, lost, saw

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

My hair is conservative. xpost

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

my hair is libertarian with socialist leanings.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Anytime, Sarah.

Oh and here is a horrible story, in case the justifications weren't enough:

I used to pony up to get a good haircut at a nice salon in Atlanta but then I lost my job so I went to a cheaper place and got a haircut for free by the shampoo guy who was going to hair school and he gave me a TERRIBLE haircut that sent me down the road to haircut ruin that lasted for TWO YEARS. Now you can have my beloved Valerie B when you pry her off my cold, dead hair.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

JESSE there were a lot of boxes in your post, so I don't know what your point is, but I won't let that dissuade me.

I believe we've been over this, actually.

HORRIBLE: h[O with a dot over it]r-[schwa]-b[schwa]l
WHORE: h[O with a dot over it]r

where [O with a dot over it] = like the AW in LAW

There are alternate pronunciations for each word:

HORRIBLE: h[A with a diaresis]r-[schwa]-b[schwa]l
WHORE: h[U with a dot over it]r

where [A with a diaresis] = like the O in MOP or the A in MAR
and [U with a dot over it]r = like the OO in FOOT

But these are both listed second in Webster's, which leads me to stand firm in my belief that HORRIBLE and WHORE have the same vowel sound.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I once got a tiny bangs haircut from a strip mall. Seriously, my bangs were about two inches long and cut straight across. It was NOT a good look for me. Also, it wasn't something you could fix with a little work. I cried for a long time. This happened several years ago and it still gives me nightmares.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

So I was just talking to Jeff on the phone and as I was hanging up, I said, "I LOVE YOU!" and this lady I work with was in the office and she said, "AWWWW! That's so sweet! Does he have a brother?" meaning like for her and I thought that was kind of illogical because she only heard my end of the conversation and for all she knew, Jeff's response could have been, "MY BROTHER AND I VOW BLOOD REVENGE ON ALL WHO DARE TO LOVE US" or something.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Which is crazy because 1) Jeff is an only child and 2) that was his exact response.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like a new hairdo, but my hair refuses to cooperate with anyone or anything, least of all my wishes.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Your hair is anarchist.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Screw it! (meaning my flash of a rational thought that I shouldn't spend money on my hair right now) I have an appt with L3anne this Saturday. I mean, for starters, shouldn't my hair be fantastic for the show next Monday and then the Christmas parties and then seeing my fam? Done and done.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

My point is:

horrible = [hawr-uh-buhl, hor-]

[aw] = all, or, talk, lost, saw

So unless "all" or "talk" can be pronounced with the same "o" sound as "whore," then I and the East-Coasters stand validated by dictionary.com.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Peace in the Middle East FFS!

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

In which case, Jenny, you're taking an awful risk! You brave thing, you.

(XP)

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just realized that somehow, some miraculous way, I have managed to take no position on the "horrible" issue at all. No reason to break a streak.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My hair is a wildly unstable military dictatorship. My people are malnourished, and martial law must be enforced to prevent rioting.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Accents are fun! One of my dad's old grad students was at T-giving. He is from New Zealand but has lived here for 10 years. His accent is almost gone. I remember when I first met him and he said his name (Paul) it sounded like "Pole" -- now it's pretty much gone. Very strange.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

So unless "all" or "talk" can be pronounced with the same "o" sound as "whore"

They are indeed pronounced the same. People get confused by the R, which changes the way you vocalize the sound, but the vowels in HORRIBLE and WHORE and OR are closest to an \AW\ sound than anything else.

The way East Coasters say HORRIBLE and ORANGE is closer to an \AH\ sound.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

New Zealanders only have one vowel.

I bought my grandparents a page-a-day "Bushisms" calendar for Christmas.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ Jenny & Jeff

whatever the opposite of lol is @ horrible/hawribble

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

zing, and 2x

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

jenny, i was boozing it up with val b on wednesday night.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Neat!

We did establish that this is the same person, right?

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Peace in the Middle East FFS!

haha

JuliaA (JuliaA), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes we did.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay.

Neat! I want to drink with Val B one of these days.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

last two times i've seen her out were wednesday's at delilah's. a mutual friend tends bar upstairs and has his "wednesday night (action/drinkin'/dance/funtastic) party".

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

good for you, sarah! i was about to suggest a beauty school . . . the aveda institute is here, i can't remember what is in chicago besides pivot point.

also: should i join weight watchers? everyone seems to have a WW opinion. could it be a good thing or do i need to merely exercise more & exercise discipline more?

sweet tater (sweet tater), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never done weight watchers, but it really seems to work for some people. I guess I would try doing whatever you can to motivate yourself first before trying out a program like that.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm trying to use the wedding as a motivating factor in my quest to look/feel better, but what i want is a whole life change. right now i'm just upping the exercise.

sweet tater (sweet tater), Monday, 27 November 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing (for me) that sucks about weight watcher's is I'd have to cut out beer. Of course, that's really my problem with every weight-loss idea. IT'S JUST SO TASTY

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

can i justify squeezing it into the core food program because it has wheat?

sweet tater (sweet tater), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps, but I don't really know how it works. All I know is it's really hard to get below 250 for me... something something cause of something something solution to something something.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You do not have to cut out beer on Weight Watchers! As a matter of fact, WW and I have such a longstanding relationship exactly because it allows for beer. And, if you plan carefully, lots of it.

I like WW as a program. I do not like WW as a company as they tend to really nickle and dime you the fuck to death. And the last six or eight meetings I've been to ended up nothing more than hour-long sales pitches for more WW products.

Getting all that shiny new WW stuff tends to motivate me, though, and there is a benefit to the camaraderie of the meetings.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever you do, don't become one of those creepy "calorie restricted diet" people who think that starvation will help them live longer. Those people give me the willies.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Like I said, I've never done WW, so I am probably making stuff up. But it seems to me that there is a point system involved, requiring you to look up how many points each food item counts towards your daily allowance. Being a sister of a former eating disorder victim (well, she didn't die, but it was baaaad), I am wary of anything that makes me pay THAT much attention to what I am eating and when. Even keeping a food diary for the Self challenge a while back made me kind of nutso and paranoid. Also, I got incredibly fainty just taking in their recommended calorie cap. I think it's best to try to change your diet and exercise practices for the better in general and try to keep them that way. So I try to eat fairly heathily and walk alot and go to the gym, but I do not count calories or look up points, etc.

HOWEVER, just because I am paranoid of becoming overly obsessed with food, does not mean it is a dangerous program for anyone else.

For example, what Jenny said.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

do you do "points" or "core foods"? also, is it enough to 'join' online or do you benefit greatly from going to meetings?

i'm with you, amanda. i promise i won't. there's no danger of it ever happening, really.

sweet tater (sweet tater), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Because let me be the first to say that you're lookin' real good now and I would hate to see you in a couple of months looking all Skeletor.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Amanda OTM.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

According to the WW site, they now have a new "No Counting" plan.

Calico (calico), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

See y'all later, I'm off to work the night shift at Truman.

Gonna be some sweet sounds [sweeeeet soooounds], comin' down
on
the
night shift

ooooh on the night shift

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

See y'all later, I'm off to work the night shift at Truman.

At first I thought this was about Otto's local.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

you are both very sweet to say such things. i know i'm not overweight, but i'm pretty darn close (according to my BMI). I just don't feel as sexy as i have when i've taken better care of myself. it's really more about that. that, and i want to look like a ripped ho for my wedding.

sweet tater (sweet tater), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link


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