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equating writing in paragraphs w/ schoolwork = holy shit

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It's always tough love with the libertarians, isn't it. "Buck up! You wouldn't have lasted a day on the Oregon Trail you buncha softies!"

GZ I'm sick and tired of libertarians telling me that defending and promoting enforcement of labor, health and environmental standards is some kind of delusion we should unshackle ourselves from. Stop telling me what to do. And stop pretending that your standard of living and well-being is somehow unconnected from generations of political and human-rights movements that worked, fought and sacrificed so that you could enjoy the fruits of a society that hasn't yet managed to pollute all its rivers, allow banks and speculators to drive its economy into the ground, and drive all its citizens into an early grave with backbreaking, low-paid work.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

And I'm the prick...
"pollute all its rivers, allow banks and speculators to drive its economy into the ground, " um...all these things have already happened.
"drive all its citizens into an early grave with backbreaking, low-paid work."
Well, backbreaking is basically less cost efficient than using a machine, and low-paid being the only hoice now and in the future is in part fault of 'trade' with china. ("We put you in debt, thenbuy that debt with the money we made doing it." That doesn't sound like trade).
I wasn't talking about health standards. I was talking about being banned from smoking in a private establishment.
It doesn't make sense for it to be illegal to smoke in a dive bar.
It sets a bad legal precedent.

"Buck up! You wouldn't have lasted a day on the Oregon Trail you buncha softies!" is not even close to anything I've said.
In fact, I have no idea what it could possibly have to do with liitation of personal freedoms.

I'm not 100% against government involvement in things like pollution(dumping, factory emissions, things that affect large areas) or fair labor practices(minimum wage, required to carry workers comp). I have a problem with the erosion of personal freedom.
Telling a business they can't allow their customers to do certain things is insane.
First it's smoking, next it's swearing, then it's questioning your leaders.
That's a 20 year journey, but it's quite possible.

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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"equating writing in paragraphs w/ schoolwork = holy shit"
At least I used complete sentences most of the time.
Also, look at the post in question.
I'd be writing a shrt story if I was to make that into complete and perfect grammar.
It's a post on a message board. Are you going to critique an occasional run-on sentence in oral conversaion?

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that wal-mart rocks clip actually supposed to be funny?

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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Jaufre Rudel (Jaufre Rudel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure of the intent of that...

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Arguers also often link the slippery slope fallacy to the straw man fallacy in order to attack the initial position:

1. A has occurred (or will or might occur); therefore
2. B will inevitably happen. (slippery slope)
3. B is wrong; therefore
4. A is wrong. (straw man)

This form of argument often provides evaluative judgments on social change: once an exception is made to some rule, nothing will hold back further, more egregious exceptions to that rule.

Note that these arguments may indeed have validity, but they require some independent justification of the connection between their terms: otherwise the argument (as a logical tool) remains fallacious.

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

It's my fault everyone, I baited the libertarian!

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not 100% against government involvement in things like pollution(dumping, factory emissions, things that affect large areas)

i am shocked - SHOCKED - that you support government interaction in regulating harmful emissions you have nothing to do with, yet oppose it regulating harmful emissions that you personally enjoy

you, sir, are a true patriot

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hey I don't see this in my tv listings. I don't see any half-hour fox news show.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and in the future is in part fault of 'trade' with china. (

WOW you don't know anything about international economics or the realities of global trade.

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

GZeus I have a song for you? Have you heard it??!?!?!?


Some people must have.
Some people have not.
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.
Some people will work.
Some simply will not.
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.
Like this: It's society's fault I don't have a job.
It's society's fault I am a slob.
I have potential no one can see.
Give me welfare. Let me be me!
Hey, Bud, you're livin' in the Land of the Free.
No one's gonna hand you opportunity!
Some people must have.
Some never will.
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.
I don't have a house. I don't have a car.
I spend all my money getting' drunk in a bar.
I wanna be rich. I don't have a brain.
Just give me a handout while I complain.
Or this: I wanna stay in bed and watch TV.
Go out weekends in a limousine
And dance all night takin' lots of drugs
And wake up when I wanna.
Hey, Bud, you're livin' in the Land of the Free.
No one's gonna hand you opportunity!
Some people will learn.
Some never do.
But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.
Yeah, they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the GZeus is a Libertarian because he wants to buy Japan-only hentai PS2 games and the modchips to play them from Lik Sang.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also -- why are most Libertarians male (aynrandorly.jpg)?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Citizenship is for suckers."

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jon http://www.incharacter.org/article.php?article=93

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF: Brian Unger is on this thing?!

He's a whore on the level of Mo Rocca, this is not that surprising.

The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for killing thread, defensive libertarian man.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

things that make me sad:

1. that people really believe jimmy fallon brought the roffles over tina fey
2. bhopal
3. smart people wasting their time arguing with the funtionally retarded.

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

1. that people really believe jimmy fallon brought the roffles over tina fey

SRSLY. The only thing he ever did on that show is giggle and bat his eyes coyly at the camera.

The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Gosh that article pretty much sums it up. I'm considering printing it in pamphlet form.

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

guys seriously

1. do not EVER contest anything The GZeus says (cf. IMM, ILG, countless examples)
2. I will teach anybody how to install and run the killfile in firefox ok? I should write up a howto and post it to a thread.

TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I still want Negative Zone capability

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, I'm not agruing a slippery slope argument. I'm arguing an open door argument.
The anti-smoking legislations(I DON'T SMOKE) open a door that later a lawmaker COULD walk through.
I simply don't want that option there. The 20 year journey was intended to be the minimum time to get there. Honestly sorry I didn't specify that.

"WOW you don't know anything about international economics or the realities of global trade."
So the complete debasement of the manufacturing base in the USA has nothing to do with everything saying "made in china" on it?
I thought people in this thread would be against big busiess CEOs getting richer as they lay off their union workers to put shildren to work.

"I think the GZeus is a Libertarian because he wants to buy Japan-only hentai PS2 games and the modchips to play them from Lik Sang."
Buh?
I don't have a PS2(kinda want one, but only for Katamari) and I was against Sony's actions because they(I believe unlawfully) interfered with free trade.
I don't buy from china if it's reasonably possible, in fact.
H-games are boring as hell, dude. I used to hit keys at random to 'play' one of them yars back before I could read japanese. Once I could read the dialogue I realised that the story I thought it in had was false and it was in fact retarded. (stunted, emotionally and socially, but I won't get into why)
Please excuse this rambling bumbling post but I don't like walking away from misunderstandings or weird slander.

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, and MY BEAUTIFUL THREAD LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO DO NOOOOO THEY BE STEALIN' MY BUCKET etc etc etc

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

how do anti-smoking regulations open a door for tyranny in a way that any other regulation dont?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

other regulations

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Weird slander is the worst kind of slander there is.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Government shouldn't be telling restaurants what to do. Fuckin' health code is a sham. If I want to get poisoned at Chevy's by all rights I should be able to chose to do so.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket. :(

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we outlaw the wearing of those stupid Chevy's sombreros by office mates? I normally support the rights of hat-wearers, but we all must have limits.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S AN OPEN DOOR TO FACISM KINGFISH!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I know I shouldn't but:

GZeus, do you know that modern anti-smoking legislation - in every municipality and country where it's been adopted - has its foundation and justification in workplace health and safety? The "door" that was left open for this legislation to walk through was won over the last century in a disparate, gruelling set of battles to secure the right of workers to not be driven to an early grave simply because of the place they work.

What kind of door does it open, what kind of PRECEDENT does it set, to say that some lines of work are simply not deserving of workplace health safeguards? Because they are "dives", or unsavoury, or whatever other reason, big or small?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Moussilini woulda made those sombreros run on time, i tells ya!

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry about that, but while my posts are larger than the sophooric attacks on my character/ideas they are outnumbered.
All I said was "I;m a libertarian' and then I get called a republican in denial.
I don't care if that's supposed to be a joke\, it's not funny.

Republican=insult right there.
denial=lieing to oneself. I don't take well to being called a liar.

/\that's a list. They should be seperated by enter keys. Would you like me to add the HTML code to put bullet points? Wait, I suck at HTML...


Name other regularions that prevent people in a private establishment from doing something legal just because other people don't like it.
It gives a little wiggle room for crazy people to argue things like no gay kissing in public(this was argued somewhere in the USA a few years ago, I think). Such things wouldn't pass in the current political environment, but it would caus more mudslinging, erbal battles, and trench digging on both sides.
In the future that sort of thing might pass in some city, on the grounds it's bad for these good christian children as it;s against their relgion, and it impedes on their rights to live in a sin-free environment.

I'm going a bit far, but it's intentional and done to make a point.

Have you seen the filtration systems in current restaraunts? The distance between smoking and non? The fact the cigars and 'aromatic'(fucking vague enough to include about anything strong) cigarettes were already banned by the restaraunts and bars themselves?

And yeah, the audience a dive bar caters to smokes.
If you don't want to be around smoke don't work in a place that caters to smokers. That's basic logic, that.
People are also more prone to smoke when the drink(many theories as to why, I'm sure) so ...repeat.

Don't get in a boxing ring if you don't want to get hit.
This is not legislation of employees/workers in a workplace, it's legislation of CUSTOMERS.
Of THE PUBLIC.
There is a difference, though not enough for me to back the anti workplace smoking laws. Why not repeal them? What company's workers would allow their company to go back? What company would be crazy enough?


Basically the motivation I see is that anti-smokers got impatient and couldn't wait for the eventuality of restaraunts doing this themselves and decided to force the issue.

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Name other regularions that prevent people in a private establishment from doing something legal just because other people don't like it."

Um you don't think it has more to do with established health risks of second hand smoke more than "just not liking it"?

To be fair some people may think that watching same-sex kisses causes cancer though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

This is not legislation of employees/workers in a workplace, it's legislation of CUSTOMERS.

Read the legislation. It has nothing to do with customers. It has to do with workers and their right to have a full career in their place of employment without going to an early grave. It's that simple and yes, there is a difference between that and legislating what customers can or can't do with their own bodies. Because that's not the point. Note that cigarettes remain legal.

Don't get in a boxing ring if you don't want to get hit.

And don't smoke in a New York restaurant, bar or club if you don't want to get thrown out. When in Rome...

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Does he not understand the idea of precedent?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW I just watched these two clips and this show is painfully painfully unfunny. I can't believe that this will really be aired.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not 100% against government involvement in things like pollution(dumping, factory emissions, things that affect large areas) or fair labor practices(minimum wage, required to carry workers comp).

^^ whats your take on workers comp for employees who get cancer which couldve been easily prevented with a regulation of cancer-causing substances in their place of employment?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

That sets a dangerous precedent that will lead to the government aborting all black babies.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Or his take on people who work the concession stand at a boxing match. Maybe their bosses should be able to just hit them as hard as they can, from time to time.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha actually i support that

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"Um you don't think it has more to do with established health risks of second hand smoke more than "just not liking it"?"
That's why yu don't like it, fine, but it's legal, and you CAN walk away.
Second-hand smoke has some corellary relationships with certain health contitions.
Thus it's shown to increase risks. it doesn't cause anything, and alot of those studies are tennuous.

Futhermore: auto shop. Tell me how to get the work needed to get done there done in the winter without getting even more carcinogen exposure.
Workplace hazard. Goes with the territory.

I've already said this isn't a slippery slope argument.

The boxing RING analogy is an exageration to make a point.

In Japan there are no smoking bans, to my knowledge, other than on the trains. The shinkansen has a few smoking cars, though.
Thing is, more and more places have either no smoking at all, or a seperate room.
Still more smoking there than here, but it's not in style any more, and is just fading out.

Ya couldn't wait?

Water G Wiz Changes his username regularly already (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/2002/Aug02/Enough.jpg

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Second-hand smoke has some corellary relationships with certain health contitions.
Thus it's shown to increase risks. it doesn't cause anything, and alot of those studies are tennuous.

wow

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it's legal, and you CAN walk away.

Not if you work there! Unless you're ready to get fired. And then go work at one of those non-smoking bars that you have already said don't exist.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel like we're witnessing the finale of some flowers for algernon scenario here

and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy must work for Phillip Morris.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link


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