"when i forward flip into the endzone there's nothing that quenches my thirst quite like a mystical levitating pepsi"
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
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― k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
RIP
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Saturday, 31 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
no Jani Lane no credibility
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 December 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
bills 14-0
bills 103 ydsne -6 yds
― j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DxNzR.png
ill admit, this is p exciting, not sure who to root against
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
haha wait the bills have 21pts now
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
7-0, 14-0, 21-0, 21-7, 21-14...
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
Brian Hartline just tried to catch a ball by smacking it with two open palms
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
and that's the Mark Sanchez we know and love. right to a DE
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
Dan Carpenter from like 56!
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
chose to bet $50 on the Texans cuz it was even odds and figured even a Yates-led team would win. then Yates goes out and Delhomme plays like a retarded gorilla on a coke binge. only down 3 but I may be parting w/ that money.
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
Carpenter FG was actually 58. and it woulda been good from 62
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
TATE
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
guys tom brady broke dan marinos sigle season passing record today
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
so happy for horseshoe
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
man this is another 'untouchable' record like Maris's that's just gonna get broken 3000 times now isn't it
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
yup
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
― k3vin k., Sunday, January 1, 2012 3:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
:)
Matt Moore, Dolphin qb OF THE FUTURE!
― God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
lol@ Akers to Crabtree
― God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
patriots have scored 28 straight points after the bills started the game w/21
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Jake Delhomme managed to fuck up a gift. I want to take a shit in his helmet
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
xpost much like last week against Miami :/
i'm shocked just shocked xxp
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
ware is horseshoe i need to talk to her
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats to Akers.
― IEEE (Leee), Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
I suppose that's one way to help the Niners' red zone problems.
wait wait wait get this....Sanchez has thrown his SECOND pick of the day to a defensive lineman.
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
SANCHIZE
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit lolchez
― God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
$1M says Jason Taylor has already been hired by Football Night on NBC.
― God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
so as a raiders fan right now I'm pinning hopes on Mark Sanchez and Jake DelHomme
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
Titans-Texans tied at 16 w/ Titans about to punt
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link
really glad week 17 actually has more meaningful games than usual this year
did that one dolphins drive eat up an entire quarter?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
Revis gets away with P.I. there
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
Matt - pretty much. it was about 14 mins i think
if you're REx Ryan you might regret all the smack talk if you finish this season 8-8 and become a victim of your own expectations. obv not going anywhere after this year but he's gonna have high expectations next year for sure.
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
Matt Stafford just straight up flopped to draw a personal foul call. The Lions are really embracing the villain role.
― C-L, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
did you guys see carpenters 58 yarder at the end of the first half that woulda been good from 68?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Texans running backs caroming into their o-lineman all day today
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
xpost yeah that aws as beautiful a kick as I've ever seen
omg why do the Texans have Vickers
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
they have a top 5 FB in Casey but they have to trot Vickers out there 4 plays a game to fuck things up
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
Matt Turk reminding me why he is one of teh shittiest punters in the league
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that Vickers drop = goddammit
lol almost third DE pick there
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
if that's illegal contact, what Revis did to Marshall in the end zone was
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
Keystone Kops here
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link