I don't think he rode a motorcycle in this one
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
he ran fast a lot though
often after jumping off buildings, being hit w/ explosions, being hit by cars - he has dedication to sprints
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
ran down a building at one point too
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
meet me in the trap, dayo
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/tom_cruise_dancing_gif.gif
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
simpler times
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
crosspost to texts from bennett
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bettybowers.com/graphics/tom&david.jpg
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
it literally breaks my heart that tom cruise telling kanye west "i'll see you in harlem, brother!" is no longer on youtube
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
Saw this yesterday...decent fluff, but too long and the sitting around with iphones at the end made me wanna scream. re the spoiler at the end, I was hoping that Cruise was trying to make Renner feel better with a total lie, but I guess that wasn't the case.
― William (C), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
haha "she's actually alive" *cut to shot of badly decomposed body in 55 gallon drum* *tom cruise gives a hollow grin*
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
wouldve been cool if while she was waving to him from the cafe he assassinated her then tore off his mask to reveal he was the hot french chick
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
hell yes, that would have been a movie with a little hair on its balls
― William (C), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
tho i have to congratulate the mi franchise for not going bourne like every other action movie in the world, lookin @ u 007
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
iphone
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 30 December 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
my fav iphone scene was the final one when theyre all sitting around the table basking in the glow of success and he passes out iphones for the new mission but it seems more like hes giving them a bonus gift 'aaand YOU ALLL GET IPHONES'
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, December 30, 2011 3:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
looool it took me literally until they "accepted" to realize he wasn't gifting them
― a collection of gruff, big-balled boasts (zachylon), Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
ethan hunt wants to send you push notifications
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
jhos protocol
― t. silaviver, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
;)
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
*iphone explodes*
anyway fun stunt movie, i haven't seen the other ones in yrs but i don't recall the brian diploma one being so bombastic and the only thing that happened in the john woo one was tom jumping off a motorcycle, so this was just brad bird having fun with all that apple/bmw money right
― a collection of gruff, big-balled boasts (zachylon), Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
ugh, this movie bit. i mean, normally i love simon pegg, but jesus, the geeky sidekick schtick was just groanworthy. also, what, cruise can take out 3 armed, burly, bearded russian gangsters in 1.4 seconds with his bare hands, but can't beat a 50 year old finnish college professor in fisticuffs over the course of like 10 minutes? just take out your gun and shoot him already!
also, do you think apple gave them any money to put some iphones in this movie?
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 2 January 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
Still smdh that they killed off Sawyer at the beginning of this movie.
― Nicole, Monday, 2 January 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
agree, sawyer should be in more stuff
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link