How many days after a period?

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I suppose I'd have an issue with going down on someone who was seriously unclean; it's just that I don't at all consider blood to be unclean, which is all we're dealing with if someone is having or recently had her period.

Everything else is secondary, Sunday, 25 December 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

how to go down on a lady. :

1 you have to pretend that whatever i smell like is exactly what you fucking expected. our body chemistry changes and shit. today's uncooked bacon and body wash is tomorrow's hint of soap with a touch of old meatloaf. we have to stop being cute: everyone's vagina smells like meat or fish or tampon residue, and we need to stop lying about that shit. no real human woman has a pussy that smells like the produce section at whole foods. vaginas are moist, damp, covered in hair, kept in the dark, and packed to overflowing with bacterial flora and fauna; and it also happens to be spitting distance from my butthole, where diarrhea comes from. that shit is not supposed to smell like a spring day. can i clean it up? YES. will i still smell like a sexually-aroused human female? ALSO, YES. pussy stinks. deal with that shit.

Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

That blog evidently written by someone who has never been with a guy who isn't clueless about cunnilingus....

Everything else is secondary, Sunday, 25 December 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link


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