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Oral without recent shower? Probably not happening, but there's no way I'd expect a girl to go their either. Our shit gets just as funky, if not worse.
― milo z, Saturday, December 24, 2011 6:56 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
I very strongly differ with the 1st and 2nd sentences, and I would even say that diarrhea, infections, and other extreme conditions aside, a recently showered crotch is less enticing than one that's had some time to...cure. Before I lost my sense of smell due to a brain injury, smell was a major turn-on for me, including crotch musk, plus sweaty pits (esp. "clean" sweat), and general body musk.
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
i sometimes think there is a weird meat-eating thing where people draw seemingly arbitrary distinctions between what they will & won't eat - so say between eating like a wing or a breast - both of which would be fine - but then stopping short of eating like liver or some other organ, both of which would be gross.
Weird yeah. I'll have the filet Mignon, but you go and knock yourself out with the brain and spinal column.
― Banned socks (Osoby), Sunday, 25 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
Sandbox Jesse otm, if you showered this morning and we end up in bed tonight, yr probably just fine unless you spent the day flinging drywall or on a grain elevator or something
I'm gonna give everybody on this thread head just as part of an experiment w/this btw so nobody shower until I've finished collecting the data
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Sunday, 25 December 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
I suppose I'd have an issue with going down on someone who was seriously unclean; it's just that I don't at all consider blood to be unclean, which is all we're dealing with if someone is having or recently had her period.
― Everything else is secondary, Sunday, 25 December 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
how to go down on a lady. :
1 you have to pretend that whatever i smell like is exactly what you fucking expected. our body chemistry changes and shit. today's uncooked bacon and body wash is tomorrow's hint of soap with a touch of old meatloaf. we have to stop being cute: everyone's vagina smells like meat or fish or tampon residue, and we need to stop lying about that shit. no real human woman has a pussy that smells like the produce section at whole foods. vaginas are moist, damp, covered in hair, kept in the dark, and packed to overflowing with bacterial flora and fauna; and it also happens to be spitting distance from my butthole, where diarrhea comes from. that shit is not supposed to smell like a spring day. can i clean it up? YES. will i still smell like a sexually-aroused human female? ALSO, YES. pussy stinks. deal with that shit.
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link