How many days after a period?

dan pepe le pew was nothing if not romantic

sexual assault is always the way to a woman's heart, it's true

i have no memory of PLP other than him popping lovehearts, is that cartoon one of those things that there's a dreamcrushing adult-level reading of?, that he was not a good guy?

i am google image searching w/the filter off right now to try to find something amusingly suggestive of pepe le pew giving oral sex but it isn't clueing me into anything re: his sexual politics

i mean what is the internet even for

lol are you kidding? every single Pepe Le Pew cartoon was about him attempting to force himself on a cat who wanted nothing to do with him and was struggling and fighting to get away from him while he forced kisses on her

alas I have no good Pepe Le Pew/red wing jokes to pull this back on-topic

Sex without recent showered? NBD.
Oral without recent shower? Probably not happening, but there's no way I'd expect a girl to go their either. Our shit gets just as funky, if not worse.

lol are you kidding? every single Pepe Le Pew cartoon was about him attempting to force himself on a cat who wanted nothing to do with him and was struggling and fighting to get away from him while he forced kisses on her

ha yeah ty i really had forgotten this but obviously it explains so much about where i have been going wrong.

i sometimes think there is a weird meat-eating thing where people draw seemingly arbitrary distinctions between what they will & won't eat - so say between eating like a wing or a breast - both of which would be fine - but then stopping short of eating like liver or some other organ, both of which would be gross. & i get that & felt that way when i ate meat, but at the same time you kinda feel like once you've started plucking shit out of an animal you've crossed the main line & you might as well go all out, that you took a pretty big step by eating a thing & that the rest is splitting hairs. that the line is in the wrong place. & yeah sorry that this metaphor's going where we all feared but i can't see why going down on someone is unthinkable one day & fine the next - freestyle diarrhea involvement notwithstanding - because the difference is a fairly marginal blip compared to whether or not you are someone who is into the general interfacing that goes on in that whole thing.

some women don't want you to eat their menstrual blood

some women don't care

I don't think it's really my place to tell any of them what they should or shouldn't be comfortable with

i am not proposing anyone get all pepe le pew insistent about it

Oral without recent shower? Probably not happening, but there's no way I'd expect a girl to go their either. Our shit gets just as funky, if not worse.

― milo z, Saturday, December 24, 2011 6:56 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

I very strongly differ with the 1st and 2nd sentences, and I would even say that diarrhea, infections, and other extreme conditions aside, a recently showered crotch is less enticing than one that's had some time to...cure. Before I lost my sense of smell due to a brain injury, smell was a major turn-on for me, including crotch musk, plus sweaty pits (esp. "clean" sweat), and general body musk.

OKC should have questions based on the topic of showering w/r/t oral.

i sometimes think there is a weird meat-eating thing where people draw seemingly arbitrary distinctions between what they will & won't eat - so say between eating like a wing or a breast - both of which would be fine - but then stopping short of eating like liver or some other organ, both of which would be gross.

Weird yeah. I'll have the filet Mignon, but you go and knock yourself out with the brain and spinal column.

^^ spoken like a man who has never feasted upon brain and spinal column

Sandbox Jesse otm, if you showered this morning and we end up in bed tonight, yr probably just fine unless you spent the day flinging drywall or on a grain elevator or something

I'm gonna give everybody on this thread head just as part of an experiment w/this btw so nobody shower until I've finished collecting the data

I suppose I'd have an issue with going down on someone who was seriously unclean; it's just that I don't at all consider blood to be unclean, which is all we're dealing with if someone is having or recently had her period.

how to go down on a lady. :

1 you have to pretend that whatever i smell like is exactly what you fucking expected. our body chemistry changes and shit. today's uncooked bacon and body wash is tomorrow's hint of soap with a touch of old meatloaf. we have to stop being cute: everyone's vagina smells like meat or fish or tampon residue, and we need to stop lying about that shit. no real human woman has a pussy that smells like the produce section at whole foods. vaginas are moist, damp, covered in hair, kept in the dark, and packed to overflowing with bacterial flora and fauna; and it also happens to be spitting distance from my butthole, where diarrhea comes from. that shit is not supposed to smell like a spring day. can i clean it up? YES. will i still smell like a sexually-aroused human female? ALSO, YES. pussy stinks. deal with that shit.

That blog evidently written by someone who has never been with a guy who isn't clueless about cunnilingus....